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2013-09-06 07:38:49 PM

Treygreen13: SmackLT: I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"
*crickets*

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.

You picked your dodgeball team based on who was an attractive girl?


You didn't? What kind of sick freak are you?
 
2013-09-06 07:41:38 PM

Treygreen13: SmackLT: I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"
*crickets*

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.

You picked your dodgeball team based on who was an attractive girl?


Well, in high school, yeah.  Attractive females are best for Dodge-balling.

/first car was a Charger
 
2013-09-06 07:46:46 PM
Well I hope you don't sponsor me.


/Reverse psychology never works
//But maybe first time for everything....?
 
2013-09-06 07:49:07 PM
Oops I didn't see this before I posted.

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: You should absolutely not sponsor me next month.

Why? Because I use reverse psychology on people.

 
2013-09-06 07:50:47 PM
If it's possible to see this, sponsor the next ten people to sign up an account. See what gets turned loose up in the clouds of TFD
 
2013-09-06 08:03:19 PM

Branniganslaw: If it's possible to see this, sponsor the next ten people to sign up an account. See what gets turned loose up in the clouds of TFD


Seriously? I'd maybe wish something like that on a prison full of kiddy diddlers, but not even the folks in TFD are bad enough to warrant something like that.
 
2013-09-06 08:10:15 PM

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


Oh ... I TOTALLY knew this was going to happen.

Thanks for making ME look like the dick.

So ...

th01.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-06 08:16:01 PM
Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest.
May I have a sponsorship, please?
 
2013-09-06 08:22:58 PM
I don't know if I can get behind this little project. I always get my sponsorship the old fashioned way, making dick jokes in NASCAR threads.
 
2013-09-06 08:47:02 PM

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


You seem cool.  I'll gift you a sponsorship when yours runs out.
 
2013-09-06 09:03:41 PM
I had TF for years when I was employed and had no time for it.
Now I am unemployed with lots of time on my hands but had to drop TF in my quest to avoid starvation and homelessness.

/Not really in danger of starving or living under a bridge.
 
2013-09-06 09:06:06 PM
I'm just gonna post the best memelike graphic thing I made and see what happens.
i959.photobucket.com
/Yes I made it
//I said good day.
 
2013-09-06 09:09:01 PM
I do miss TF. All the yelling, and people talking bout who wants to fark whom/what! It's just like Thanksgiving in there, except I'm not dressed as a turkey.
 
2013-09-06 09:18:34 PM
My wife hates fark and all that's a part of it. This is why I post here.
 
2013-09-06 09:33:33 PM
i1089.photobucket.com
Nyaaa,,,,  I'm not up Doc,
 
2013-09-06 09:48:04 PM
Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.
 
2013-09-06 10:01:46 PM

rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.


imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/hot
 
2013-09-06 10:15:46 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Get on it  dude!  There are way too many liters in here


Thanks man!
 
2013-09-06 10:32:26 PM
I will not ask for BIE, but should you feel generous....nah, I'm kidding, you don't need to send me BIE. EIP anyway ^_~ fyi, I expect to blow a crapton sponsoring you lot. If anyone asks why, it's been a great week for me and my headlines and I've now made it to 56th all-time subby in almost 1 1/2 years. So we all get to celebrate!!! Also, forgive the lack of formatting, the mobile site still sucks for that ^_^
 
2013-09-06 10:35:01 PM
Why me? Because I've been here lnger than most and haven't yet seen the need for TF. Besides that, i just got notice that my salary grant isn't being renewed and I'm getting laid off at the end of this month in a state with some of the highest unemployment in the nation. Also, I'm a shameless beggar. That should probably be enough.

/and thanks :)
 
2013-09-06 10:37:47 PM
Well...the puppy's dead. I named him Butterscotch and then I shot him. I hope you're proud of yourself.
 
2013-09-06 10:44:27 PM

somedude210: I will be here all night, admins. I just want to sponsor some people for the sake of sponsorship.


Meh, I tried the TF thing and it only depressed me with exactly what does and what doesn't get greened.  Lots and lots of commenting on useless threads because they are immediately rejected.

At best, the one hour lead time before a green goes live was about the only thing worth it.
 
2013-09-06 11:15:23 PM
Boo looks like it's been taken off the main page. Oh well maybe next Fark the man Friday.
 
2013-09-06 11:17:44 PM
somedude - okay, i'll bite and give a reason for sponsorship

my mother just died - the service was the day before my birthday

1 - a flaming and talented friend "did" the flowers but, in artistic passion, confused the event with his standard wedding gigs and began to tell me he'd leave space for all "the gifts".....

2 - after her cremation, the company called and asked if we wanted the box "open or closed". Confused, I said "oh! yes! a top would be nice, thank you" - the silence that followed let me know they meant SEALED or not.

3 - the DNC called just prior to our leaving for the service. I explained we were in mourning and please, don't call now - the voice on the other end smoothly said "oh, course, but? before I make a note of that, may I have your pledge for, say, $20?"

4 - the priest who opened the service called her by the wrong name forcing me to correct him, something I was told in school would result in immediate loss of any "grace" points

5 - I've now written too many thank you notes to hold a pencil and a month of TF would be just the ticket to rest the more fleshy blistered parts of my hands

6 - because I can be funny and need the distraction

your call - and congrats, either way, on your submission count!
 
2013-09-06 11:46:25 PM
<elvis>Thank you. Thank you very much.</elvis>
 
2013-09-06 11:49:16 PM

Ivo Shandor: I handed out an anonymous sponsorship to someone else last night, so I'll post here and see if any karma drips onto me.


Granted! Seen you kicking around here for years, gotta have a TF following that handle!
 
2013-09-07 12:14:28 AM
Ha ha - I had 3 flat tires at the same time today.  I bet nobody else here ever had that happen to them.  I've had 2 flat tires at the same time before a couple of times, but never 3 at once.

And yet, my tires weren't slashed, nobody let the air out of them, I didn't run over a bunch of debris and the tires I have were new when I bought them less than 5000 miles ago.

It could happen to you too.

Sponsor me and I'll tell you how it happened - and how I survived.
 
2013-09-07 12:22:08 AM

somedude210: I will not ask for BIE, but should you feel generous....nah, I'm kidding, you don't need to send me BIE. EIP anyway ^_~ fyi, I expect to blow a crapton sponsoring you lot. If anyone asks why, it's been a great week for me and my headlines and I've now made it to 56th all-time subby in almost 1 1/2 years. So we all get to celebrate!!! Also, forgive the lack of formatting, the mobile site still sucks for that ^_^


You're good people. What are you doing on fark?
 
2013-09-07 12:41:03 AM

somedude210: I will not ask for BIE, but should you feel generous....nah, I'm kidding, you don't need to send me BIE. EIP anyway ^_~ fyi, I expect to blow a crapton sponsoring you lot. If anyone asks why, it's been a great week for me and my headlines and I've now made it to 56th all-time subby in almost 1 1/2 years. So we all get to celebrate!!! Also, forgive the lack of formatting, the mobile site still sucks for that ^_^


If you're still handing out TF check out parasol's post, They deserve some good fortune.
 
2013-09-07 12:44:37 AM

Vodka Zombie: I like cheese and watching Golden Girls since Fark seems to have abandoned the Hot Redhead Thread in these situations.


Thats because someone here insists on posting pics of redhead dudes  : (
 
2013-09-07 12:59:38 AM

somedude210: HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]

what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship


Because I occasionally bring teh funny?
 
2013-09-07 01:07:34 AM
I've been sponsored twice and never used it.
 
2013-09-07 01:09:47 AM

gfid: Ha ha - I had 3 flat tires at the same time today.  I bet nobody else here ever had that happen to them.  I've had 2 flat tires at the same time before a couple of times, but never 3 at once.

And yet, my tires weren't slashed, nobody let the air out of them, I didn't run over a bunch of debris and the tires I have were new when I bought them less than 5000 miles ago.

It could happen to you too.

Sponsor me and I'll tell you how it happened - and how I survived.


Your garbage man did it after seeing you say those mean things about him.
 
2013-09-07 01:30:02 AM
Actually, I'm generally more productive when I don't have TF access, so I really don't wanna be sponsored.

/And I HATE reverse psychology.
//Or do I?
 
2013-09-07 01:30:56 AM
Many years ago when I was a young man I once was chased by an angry mob through the streets of Alexandria ,Egypt . Long before the Arab Spring .

/ Yes alcohol was involved
 
2013-09-07 01:30:59 AM

rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.


This post is worthless without pics.
 
2013-09-07 01:34:26 AM
Glad to see you got your greenlit thread after all!

HighOnCraic: Actually, I'm generally more productive when I don't have TF access, so I really don't wanna be sponsored.

/And I HATE reverse psychology.
//Or do I?


Sponsor this guy, please.
 
2013-09-07 01:34:47 AM
But I've got 243 approved links.

/So I've got that going for me.
//Which is nice.
 
2013-09-07 01:36:43 AM
Well, I've been sponsored once before, and really like the expanded threads and discussions.

I probably lurk more than post, but there are a few here who know I can bring the funny on occasion.
 
2013-09-07 01:39:58 AM

HighOnCraic: But I've got 243 approved links.

/So I've got that going for me.
//Which is nice.


Hey, you got me beat!  I approved in 10 years!

I'm on a roll...
 
2013-09-07 01:51:02 AM

HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-07 01:54:57 AM

rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.

[i172.photobucket.com image 300x375]


If I could afford it, I'd sponsor YOU. :-)
 
2013-09-07 02:11:30 AM
My psychotic (recent) ex-partner has decided to try to make taking care of business as hellacious and miserable as he can, all the while I've decided to cut alcohol out of my diet for a bit.

/join the pity party
 
2013-09-07 02:15:14 AM

HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.

[i172.photobucket.com image 300x375]

If I could afford it, I'd sponsor YOU. :-)


Well, shoot...  It looks like I have a benefactress in Bathia_Mapes.  Thanks!  Now I can get a head start on Photoshop contests - that'll give me something constructive to do whilst I avoid my biochem homework!
 
2013-09-07 02:18:12 AM

rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.

[i172.photobucket.com image 300x375]

If I could afford it, I'd sponsor YOU. :-)

Well, shoot...  It looks like I have a benefactress in Bathia_Mapes.  Thanks!  Now I can get a head start on Photoshop contests - that'll give me something constructive to do whilst I avoid my biochem homework!


Fark:  destroying productivity at an alarming rate.
 
2013-09-07 03:08:58 AM
Can anyone help a stupid Farker (me) out?

I need to add some text to a newly submitted thread, and didn't realize I have to be a Total Farker to get into my own damned thread.

Any help appreciated.
 
2013-09-07 03:13:46 AM
Bababooie
 
2013-09-07 03:32:44 AM
So you're saying is "Screw the rules. You got money"?
 
2013-09-07 04:28:14 AM

Freschel: So you're saying is "Screw the rules. You got money"?


And now we know what Mitt Romney's Fark handle is...

/Nailed it!
 
2013-09-07 05:32:50 AM
Thanks so much for the TF, Bathia_Mapes!

I won't forget it.
 
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