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2013-09-06 02:44:58 PM
I will be here all night, admins. I just want to sponsor some people for the sake of sponsorship.
 
2013-09-06 02:57:10 PM
www.spaceg.com
 
2013-09-06 02:58:04 PM
Aw Cmon be nice. Drew needs a liver.
 
2013-09-06 02:59:08 PM

HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]


what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship
 
2013-09-06 02:59:20 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-06 03:02:23 PM

somedude210: HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]

what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship


Why do you need a thread to sponsor somebody? There are tons of threads already greened with plenty of liters who bring the funny. Go sponsor one of them.

You're like some group who gets together and wants to donate to charity, so you bring all the charities to you and have them explain why they need your money. You make it about you, when it should be about them.

Also, calling out the admins? Yeah, that's just stupid.

So ...

files.gamebanana.com
 
2013-09-06 03:08:09 PM

HawgWild: Why do you need a thread to sponsor somebody? There are tons of threads already greened with plenty of liters who bring the funny. Go sponsor one of them.

You're like some group who gets together and wants to donate to charity, so you bring all the charities to you and have them explain why they need your money. You make it about you, when it should be about them.

Also, calling out the admins? Yeah, that's just stupid.


okay, fair enough. I see your point
 
2013-09-06 03:09:21 PM

somedude210: I will be here all night, admins. I just want to sponsor some people for the sake of sponsorship.


Jesus. Just go into an already greened thread and post.

Damn attention whores!
 
2013-09-06 03:14:04 PM
Maybe banning is too harsh. Time out wouldn't hurt, though.
 
2013-09-06 03:30:00 PM
Banish him to the Foobies tab until a lesson is learned
 
2013-09-06 03:37:04 PM
It's good to know that somewhere in the world, drinking heavily on Friday afternoon is still a cherished tradition.
 
2013-09-06 04:47:23 PM
Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered
 
2013-09-06 04:47:31 PM
Yay, you got greened!
 
2013-09-06 04:48:20 PM
I don't know how to be a AW. :(
 
2013-09-06 04:48:56 PM
libs
 
2013-09-06 04:49:43 PM

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


I'm glad you didn't. He's a good guy. There are all kinds of shiatstains on fark that deserve a ban far more than he does.
 
2013-09-06 04:59:38 PM

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.  Also, I'm hammered


Can't argue with success.
 
2013-09-06 05:03:18 PM
I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?
 
2013-09-06 05:05:01 PM

VivianVivisect: I don't know how to be a AW. :(


Sure you do.  Its easy.  Go to a bar and flash those boobies!  Wham, instant attention whoredom.
 
2013-09-06 05:07:09 PM

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


holy crap....I feel so terrible and yet so better. I love you Moderator

/no, you don't get a sponsorship.
//you already have TF....or at least I hope you do
 
2013-09-06 05:09:46 PM

MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?


they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.

They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.

So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous.

/last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people
//I may not go  that far this time
 
2013-09-06 05:14:27 PM
I like cheese and watching Golden Girls since Fark seems to have abandoned the Hot Redhead Thread in these situations.
 
2013-09-06 05:15:36 PM

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


LOL!
 
2013-09-06 05:17:56 PM
You should absolutely not sponsor me next month.

Why? Because I use reverse psychology on people.
 
2013-09-06 05:20:02 PM
Well, I'm not gorgeous, or rich, and I don't have ninja skills. But when I'm an asshole, I'm at least entertaining about it. Maybe TF won't help me any, but I hope it helps me get to 10 greenlights.
 
2013-09-06 05:20:50 PM
Also, my penis is 724 miles long, and can be seen from space.

/you're standing on it right now
 
2013-09-06 05:21:50 PM
What does it say about myself that I can't think of a reason, not even a bad reason, for why I should get a sponsorship?

That's just depressing.
 
2013-09-06 05:23:07 PM
I handed out an anonymous sponsorship to someone else last night, so I'll post here and see if any karma drips onto me.
 
2013-09-06 05:27:40 PM
Sponsor me. I've been here ten years and haven't fed that damn squirrel one thin dime.
 
2013-09-06 05:35:20 PM
somedude,
So, you told the admins to screw themselves, and then you demanded the thread be greenlighted.  Not sure if the admins did indeed screw themselves, but you got your greenlight.

Quick, demand inappropriate pics of the farkettes, before your charm wears off, or you get put in the timeout box.
 
2013-09-06 05:38:17 PM

1000 Ways to Dye: What does it say about myself that I can't think of a reason, not even a bad reason, for why I should get a sponsorship?

That's just depressing.


Using "myself" should be enough to disqualify you.
 
2013-09-06 05:47:28 PM

somedude210: MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?

they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.

They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.

So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous.

/last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people
//I may not go  that far this time


Hand 'em out dude.  Like  titty sprinkles!

static.house-mixes.com
 
2013-09-06 05:48:14 PM
If you've got spare sponsorships, I could cart them away maybe?
 
2013-09-06 05:52:12 PM
Get on it  dude!  There are way too many liters in here
 
2013-09-06 05:54:16 PM
I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"
*crickets*

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.
 
2013-09-06 05:59:09 PM
Since subby got greened by being annoying, will it work for sponserships?

Earworm from Katamari

NAA NANANA NA NA NA NAA NA NAA NAA NANA NAAA
 
2013-09-06 06:00:30 PM

somedude210: HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]

what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship


Just clean up after yourself, okay? Love can stain.
 
2013-09-06 06:04:03 PM
I just want to stick it to the man.
 
2013-09-06 06:06:05 PM
I feel like this headline would be funnier without that "the."

Let's hear it for Farkman Friday!
 
2013-09-06 06:13:52 PM
The sponsorships are coming don't worry. I had to go out and about and do things but I am monitoring this thread and figuring out who to sponsor, so please continue farkers
 
2013-09-06 06:26:28 PM
Sponsor me or I'll shoot this puppy

firstknowwhatyouwant.com
 
2013-09-06 06:28:28 PM
Krusty is coming...Krusty is coming...
 
2013-09-06 06:31:33 PM
You're putting a lot of pressure on people to be funny. It's not fair, man. It's just not fair.

*sniff*
 
2013-09-06 06:36:23 PM

Texas Gabe: Sponsor me or I'll shoot this puppy

[firstknowwhatyouwant.com image 850x849]


One of us is old and slow, because I was about to post this:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 06:43:13 PM

SmackLT: I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"
*crickets*

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.


You picked your dodgeball team based on who was an attractive girl?
 
2013-09-06 06:47:15 PM
So a thread from a top 10 submitter calling out the admins go green.

FARK PROTECTS THE 1%!
 
2013-09-06 06:55:24 PM
Because lurking on Fark Lite gets stale quickly?
 
2013-09-06 07:00:33 PM
If you sponsor me, I will do a happy dance in my cubicle.

/no video here
//you can imagine it however you like
/// work is boring, TFD is not
 
2013-09-06 07:12:52 PM

somedude210: MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?

they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.

They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.

So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous.

/last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people
//I may not go  that far this time


Huh. Guess the world really does have a begrudging predilection for assholes.

/Thanks for the sponsorship, asshole
 
2013-09-06 07:17:28 PM

qorkfiend: If you've got spare sponsorships, I could cart them away maybe?


I don't need a sponsorship (still waiting for another payment method other than PayPal, ugh), but I gotta vote for this guy getting one, because Futurama.

\Futurama
 
2013-09-06 07:38:49 PM

Treygreen13: SmackLT: I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"
*crickets*

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.

You picked your dodgeball team based on who was an attractive girl?


You didn't? What kind of sick freak are you?
 
2013-09-06 07:41:38 PM

Treygreen13: SmackLT: I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"
*crickets*

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.

You picked your dodgeball team based on who was an attractive girl?


Well, in high school, yeah.  Attractive females are best for Dodge-balling.

/first car was a Charger
 
2013-09-06 07:46:46 PM
Well I hope you don't sponsor me.


/Reverse psychology never works
//But maybe first time for everything....?
 
2013-09-06 07:49:07 PM
Oops I didn't see this before I posted.

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: You should absolutely not sponsor me next month.

Why? Because I use reverse psychology on people.

 
2013-09-06 07:50:47 PM
If it's possible to see this, sponsor the next ten people to sign up an account. See what gets turned loose up in the clouds of TFD
 
2013-09-06 08:03:19 PM

Branniganslaw: If it's possible to see this, sponsor the next ten people to sign up an account. See what gets turned loose up in the clouds of TFD


Seriously? I'd maybe wish something like that on a prison full of kiddy diddlers, but not even the folks in TFD are bad enough to warrant something like that.
 
2013-09-06 08:10:15 PM

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


Oh ... I TOTALLY knew this was going to happen.

Thanks for making ME look like the dick.

So ...

th01.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-06 08:16:01 PM
Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest.
May I have a sponsorship, please?
 
2013-09-06 08:22:58 PM
I don't know if I can get behind this little project. I always get my sponsorship the old fashioned way, making dick jokes in NASCAR threads.
 
2013-09-06 08:47:02 PM

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


You seem cool.  I'll gift you a sponsorship when yours runs out.
 
2013-09-06 09:03:41 PM
I had TF for years when I was employed and had no time for it.
Now I am unemployed with lots of time on my hands but had to drop TF in my quest to avoid starvation and homelessness.

/Not really in danger of starving or living under a bridge.
 
2013-09-06 09:06:06 PM
I'm just gonna post the best memelike graphic thing I made and see what happens.
i959.photobucket.com
/Yes I made it
//I said good day.
 
2013-09-06 09:09:01 PM
I do miss TF. All the yelling, and people talking bout who wants to fark whom/what! It's just like Thanksgiving in there, except I'm not dressed as a turkey.
 
2013-09-06 09:18:34 PM
My wife hates fark and all that's a part of it. This is why I post here.
 
2013-09-06 09:33:33 PM
i1089.photobucket.com
Nyaaa,,,,  I'm not up Doc,
 
2013-09-06 09:48:04 PM
Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.
 
2013-09-06 10:01:46 PM

rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.


imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/hot
 
2013-09-06 10:15:46 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Get on it  dude!  There are way too many liters in here


Thanks man!
 
2013-09-06 10:32:26 PM
I will not ask for BIE, but should you feel generous....nah, I'm kidding, you don't need to send me BIE. EIP anyway ^_~ fyi, I expect to blow a crapton sponsoring you lot. If anyone asks why, it's been a great week for me and my headlines and I've now made it to 56th all-time subby in almost 1 1/2 years. So we all get to celebrate!!! Also, forgive the lack of formatting, the mobile site still sucks for that ^_^
 
2013-09-06 10:35:01 PM
Why me? Because I've been here lnger than most and haven't yet seen the need for TF. Besides that, i just got notice that my salary grant isn't being renewed and I'm getting laid off at the end of this month in a state with some of the highest unemployment in the nation. Also, I'm a shameless beggar. That should probably be enough.

/and thanks :)
 
2013-09-06 10:37:47 PM
Well...the puppy's dead. I named him Butterscotch and then I shot him. I hope you're proud of yourself.
 
2013-09-06 10:44:27 PM

somedude210: I will be here all night, admins. I just want to sponsor some people for the sake of sponsorship.


Meh, I tried the TF thing and it only depressed me with exactly what does and what doesn't get greened.  Lots and lots of commenting on useless threads because they are immediately rejected.

At best, the one hour lead time before a green goes live was about the only thing worth it.
 
2013-09-06 11:15:23 PM
Boo looks like it's been taken off the main page. Oh well maybe next Fark the man Friday.
 
2013-09-06 11:17:44 PM
somedude - okay, i'll bite and give a reason for sponsorship

my mother just died - the service was the day before my birthday

1 - a flaming and talented friend "did" the flowers but, in artistic passion, confused the event with his standard wedding gigs and began to tell me he'd leave space for all "the gifts".....

2 - after her cremation, the company called and asked if we wanted the box "open or closed". Confused, I said "oh! yes! a top would be nice, thank you" - the silence that followed let me know they meant SEALED or not.

3 - the DNC called just prior to our leaving for the service. I explained we were in mourning and please, don't call now - the voice on the other end smoothly said "oh, course, but? before I make a note of that, may I have your pledge for, say, $20?"

4 - the priest who opened the service called her by the wrong name forcing me to correct him, something I was told in school would result in immediate loss of any "grace" points

5 - I've now written too many thank you notes to hold a pencil and a month of TF would be just the ticket to rest the more fleshy blistered parts of my hands

6 - because I can be funny and need the distraction

your call - and congrats, either way, on your submission count!
 
2013-09-06 11:46:25 PM
<elvis>Thank you. Thank you very much.</elvis>
 
2013-09-06 11:49:16 PM

Ivo Shandor: I handed out an anonymous sponsorship to someone else last night, so I'll post here and see if any karma drips onto me.


Granted! Seen you kicking around here for years, gotta have a TF following that handle!
 
2013-09-07 12:14:28 AM
Ha ha - I had 3 flat tires at the same time today.  I bet nobody else here ever had that happen to them.  I've had 2 flat tires at the same time before a couple of times, but never 3 at once.

And yet, my tires weren't slashed, nobody let the air out of them, I didn't run over a bunch of debris and the tires I have were new when I bought them less than 5000 miles ago.

It could happen to you too.

Sponsor me and I'll tell you how it happened - and how I survived.
 
2013-09-07 12:22:08 AM

somedude210: I will not ask for BIE, but should you feel generous....nah, I'm kidding, you don't need to send me BIE. EIP anyway ^_~ fyi, I expect to blow a crapton sponsoring you lot. If anyone asks why, it's been a great week for me and my headlines and I've now made it to 56th all-time subby in almost 1 1/2 years. So we all get to celebrate!!! Also, forgive the lack of formatting, the mobile site still sucks for that ^_^


You're good people. What are you doing on fark?
 
2013-09-07 12:41:03 AM

somedude210: I will not ask for BIE, but should you feel generous....nah, I'm kidding, you don't need to send me BIE. EIP anyway ^_~ fyi, I expect to blow a crapton sponsoring you lot. If anyone asks why, it's been a great week for me and my headlines and I've now made it to 56th all-time subby in almost 1 1/2 years. So we all get to celebrate!!! Also, forgive the lack of formatting, the mobile site still sucks for that ^_^


If you're still handing out TF check out parasol's post, They deserve some good fortune.
 
2013-09-07 12:44:37 AM

Vodka Zombie: I like cheese and watching Golden Girls since Fark seems to have abandoned the Hot Redhead Thread in these situations.


Thats because someone here insists on posting pics of redhead dudes  : (
 
2013-09-07 12:59:38 AM

somedude210: HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]

what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship


Because I occasionally bring teh funny?
 
2013-09-07 01:07:34 AM
I've been sponsored twice and never used it.
 
2013-09-07 01:09:47 AM

gfid: Ha ha - I had 3 flat tires at the same time today.  I bet nobody else here ever had that happen to them.  I've had 2 flat tires at the same time before a couple of times, but never 3 at once.

And yet, my tires weren't slashed, nobody let the air out of them, I didn't run over a bunch of debris and the tires I have were new when I bought them less than 5000 miles ago.

It could happen to you too.

Sponsor me and I'll tell you how it happened - and how I survived.


Your garbage man did it after seeing you say those mean things about him.
 
2013-09-07 01:30:02 AM
Actually, I'm generally more productive when I don't have TF access, so I really don't wanna be sponsored.

/And I HATE reverse psychology.
//Or do I?
 
2013-09-07 01:30:56 AM
Many years ago when I was a young man I once was chased by an angry mob through the streets of Alexandria ,Egypt . Long before the Arab Spring .

/ Yes alcohol was involved
 
2013-09-07 01:30:59 AM

rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.


This post is worthless without pics.
 
2013-09-07 01:34:26 AM
Glad to see you got your greenlit thread after all!

HighOnCraic: Actually, I'm generally more productive when I don't have TF access, so I really don't wanna be sponsored.

/And I HATE reverse psychology.
//Or do I?


Sponsor this guy, please.
 
2013-09-07 01:34:47 AM
But I've got 243 approved links.

/So I've got that going for me.
//Which is nice.
 
2013-09-07 01:36:43 AM
Well, I've been sponsored once before, and really like the expanded threads and discussions.

I probably lurk more than post, but there are a few here who know I can bring the funny on occasion.
 
2013-09-07 01:39:58 AM

HighOnCraic: But I've got 243 approved links.

/So I've got that going for me.
//Which is nice.


Hey, you got me beat!  I approved in 10 years!

I'm on a roll...
 
2013-09-07 01:51:02 AM

HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-07 01:54:57 AM

rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.

[i172.photobucket.com image 300x375]


If I could afford it, I'd sponsor YOU. :-)
 
2013-09-07 02:11:30 AM
My psychotic (recent) ex-partner has decided to try to make taking care of business as hellacious and miserable as he can, all the while I've decided to cut alcohol out of my diet for a bit.

/join the pity party
 
2013-09-07 02:15:14 AM

HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.

[i172.photobucket.com image 300x375]

If I could afford it, I'd sponsor YOU. :-)


Well, shoot...  It looks like I have a benefactress in Bathia_Mapes.  Thanks!  Now I can get a head start on Photoshop contests - that'll give me something constructive to do whilst I avoid my biochem homework!
 
2013-09-07 02:18:12 AM

rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: HighOnCraic: rosekolodny: Well, I may not have a good joke, but I will tell a story about the coolest thing that's happened in my life in the last couple of weeks:

I have finally gotten into the Cadaver Class (gross human anatomy) in the university!  There were many prerequisites and much science to be done, but finally I get to disassemble and memorize an entire human being over the course of a semester.  Mine is an 81 year-old male who had heart problems.  I work with a team of three other students dissecting him, and it is hands-down one of the best things I have ever had the privilege to do.  The thing that's a little weird is how much his skin reminds me of pork rinds.  Also I think I smell like formalin on Thursday afternoons.

I would love suggestions for a name for an 81 year-old male Caucasian cadaver, because simply calling him "the donor" is too impersonal.  Right now I'm leaning toward "Wilfred" but I'm waiting for the perfect name to come along.

OH - and I'm a hot farkette.

This post is worthless without pics.

[i172.photobucket.com image 300x375]

If I could afford it, I'd sponsor YOU. :-)

Well, shoot...  It looks like I have a benefactress in Bathia_Mapes.  Thanks!  Now I can get a head start on Photoshop contests - that'll give me something constructive to do whilst I avoid my biochem homework!


Fark:  destroying productivity at an alarming rate.
 
2013-09-07 03:08:58 AM
Can anyone help a stupid Farker (me) out?

I need to add some text to a newly submitted thread, and didn't realize I have to be a Total Farker to get into my own damned thread.

Any help appreciated.
 
2013-09-07 03:13:46 AM
Bababooie
 
2013-09-07 03:32:44 AM
So you're saying is "Screw the rules. You got money"?
 
2013-09-07 04:28:14 AM

Freschel: So you're saying is "Screw the rules. You got money"?


And now we know what Mitt Romney's Fark handle is...

/Nailed it!
 
2013-09-07 05:32:50 AM
Thanks so much for the TF, Bathia_Mapes!

I won't forget it.
 
2013-09-07 07:55:55 AM

parasol: somedude - okay, i'll bite and give a reason for sponsorship

my mother just died - the service was the day before my birthday

1 - a flaming and talented friend "did" the flowers but, in artistic passion, confused the event with his standard wedding gigs and began to tell me he'd leave space for all "the gifts".....

2 - after her cremation, the company called and asked if we wanted the box "open or closed". Confused, I said "oh! yes! a top would be nice, thank you" - the silence that followed let me know they meant SEALED or not.

3 - the DNC called just prior to our leaving for the service. I explained we were in mourning and please, don't call now - the voice on the other end smoothly said "oh, course, but? before I make a note of that, may I have your pledge for, say, $20?"

4 - the priest who opened the service called her by the wrong name forcing me to correct him, something I was told in school would result in immediate loss of any "grace" points

5 - I've now written too many thank you notes to hold a pencil and a month of TF would be just the ticket to rest the more fleshy blistered parts of my hands

6 - because I can be funny and need the distraction

your call - and congrats, either way, on your submission count!


That's all kinds of suck. Not sure where somedude went, so here's a month of TF for you.
 
2013-09-07 08:16:31 AM
Sorry, I'm here. Happy fun times with somedude's girlfriend (she heard about my generosity and just jumped me.....okay maybe not really but i'd like to think so)
 
2013-09-07 10:43:09 AM
Well okay then. I just spent $50 on you lot (as well as the 3 gifted sponsorships I got for reupping) I am spent, it was amazing and I hope I didn't disappoint most of you ^_^

if you ever have kids, this is what happens when you mix socialism and buddhism: Fark sponsorships for all! Tune in next time when I get slap happy and cash happy
 
2013-09-07 11:28:18 AM

somedude210: Well okay then. I just spent $50 on you lot (as well as the 3 gifted sponsorships I got for reupping) I am spent, it was amazing and I hope I didn't disappoint most of you ^_^

if you ever have kids, this is what happens when you mix socialism and buddhism: Fark sponsorships for all! Tune in next time when I get slap happy and cash happy


Thank you, I can't tell you how much it's appreciated.
 
2013-09-07 11:29:02 AM
Thank you somedude210! You are a scholar and a gentleman (and a socialist and a buddhist.)
 
2013-09-07 11:44:18 AM

somedude210: Well okay then. I just spent $50 on you lot (as well as the 3 gifted sponsorships I got for reupping) I am spent, it was amazing and I hope I didn't disappoint most of you ^_^

if you ever have kids, this is what happens when you mix socialism and buddhism: Fark sponsorships for all! Tune in next time when I get slap happy and cash happy


Thanks, somedude!
 
2013-09-07 12:06:57 PM
Well, that was unexpected. Thanks somedude! I'll try not to abuse it too badly...
 
2013-09-07 12:10:01 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I'll try not to abuse it too badly...


hahaha, you're the mods problems now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-09-07 12:26:52 PM
saturday, post-thread thanks to the Farker who sponsored me
also for your service, vet

i will use it well - once the resident feline is fed
 
2013-09-07 01:44:15 PM
Thanks much to minoridiot for the TF sponsorship. You may be a minor idiot but you're a major nice guy!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-07 02:39:19 PM
Thank you so much somedude
 
2013-09-07 02:48:15 PM
Thanks Somedude XD
 
2013-09-07 03:01:38 PM

FourDirections: Thank you, I can't tell you how much it's appreciated.


HighOnCraic: Thanks, somedude!


RoyBatty: Thank you somedude210! You are a scholar and a gentleman (and a socialist and a buddhist.)


thegrievingmole: Thank you so much somedude


Freschel: Thanks Somedude XD


okay, which one of you sent me BIE? :-P

no problem you lot. Welcome to TF and don't let the TFD people scare you too much
 
2013-09-07 04:11:59 PM
I fall alseep and wake up with TF sponsorship. I've woken with much worse, I can assure you. Tanks, somedude!
 
IP
2013-09-07 06:12:36 PM
WAT.
 
2013-09-07 08:06:45 PM
If I would have seen this thread yesterday, I would have asked for a month of TF earlier in the thread. Anyway, in hopes that Somedude is still lurking about looking for liters to whom he might give a cookie, here's a pic of a hat fetishist drinking a small beer:

puu.sh

/brb getting a medium beer
 
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