HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]
somedude210: HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some litersI just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love..../and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship
HawgWild: Why do you need a thread to sponsor somebody? There are tons of threads already greened with plenty of liters who bring the funny. Go sponsor one of them.You're like some group who gets together and wants to donate to charity, so you bring all the charities to you and have them explain why they need your money. You make it about you, when it should be about them.Also, calling out the admins? Yeah, that's just stupid.
somedude210: I will be here all night, admins. I just want to sponsor some people for the sake of sponsorship.
Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.Also, I'm hammered
Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering. Also, I'm hammered
VivianVivisect: I don't know how to be a AW. :(
MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?
1000 Ways to Dye: What does it say about myself that I can't think of a reason, not even a bad reason, for why I should get a sponsorship?That's just depressing.
somedude210: MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous./last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people//I may not go that far this time
Texas Gabe: Sponsor me or I'll shoot this puppy[firstknowwhatyouwant.com image 850x849]
SmackLT: I love these threads.TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"*crickets*It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.
qorkfiend: If you've got spare sponsorships, I could cart them away maybe?
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