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(Fark)   Screw you, admin. This thread *will* go green and subby *will* hand out sponsorships. Why? Because it's "fark the man" Friday   (fark.com) divider line 116
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2013-09-06 02:44:58 PM  
I will be here all night, admins. I just want to sponsor some people for the sake of sponsorship.
 
2013-09-06 02:57:10 PM  
www.spaceg.com
 
2013-09-06 02:58:04 PM  
Aw Cmon be nice. Drew needs a liver.
 
2013-09-06 02:59:08 PM  

HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]


what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship
 
2013-09-06 02:59:20 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-06 03:02:23 PM  

somedude210: HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]

what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship


Why do you need a thread to sponsor somebody? There are tons of threads already greened with plenty of liters who bring the funny. Go sponsor one of them.

You're like some group who gets together and wants to donate to charity, so you bring all the charities to you and have them explain why they need your money. You make it about you, when it should be about them.

Also, calling out the admins? Yeah, that's just stupid.

So ...

files.gamebanana.com
 
2013-09-06 03:08:09 PM  

HawgWild: Why do you need a thread to sponsor somebody? There are tons of threads already greened with plenty of liters who bring the funny. Go sponsor one of them.

You're like some group who gets together and wants to donate to charity, so you bring all the charities to you and have them explain why they need your money. You make it about you, when it should be about them.

Also, calling out the admins? Yeah, that's just stupid.


okay, fair enough. I see your point
 
2013-09-06 03:09:21 PM  

somedude210: I will be here all night, admins. I just want to sponsor some people for the sake of sponsorship.


Jesus. Just go into an already greened thread and post.

Damn attention whores!
 
2013-09-06 03:14:04 PM  
Maybe banning is too harsh. Time out wouldn't hurt, though.
 
2013-09-06 03:30:00 PM  
Banish him to the Foobies tab until a lesson is learned
 
2013-09-06 03:37:04 PM  
It's good to know that somewhere in the world, drinking heavily on Friday afternoon is still a cherished tradition.
 
2013-09-06 04:47:23 PM  
Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered
 
2013-09-06 04:47:31 PM  
Yay, you got greened!
 
2013-09-06 04:48:20 PM  
I don't know how to be a AW. :(
 
2013-09-06 04:48:56 PM  
libs
 
2013-09-06 04:49:43 PM  

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


I'm glad you didn't. He's a good guy. There are all kinds of shiatstains on fark that deserve a ban far more than he does.
 
2013-09-06 04:59:38 PM  

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.  Also, I'm hammered


Can't argue with success.
 
2013-09-06 05:03:18 PM  
I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?
 
2013-09-06 05:05:01 PM  

VivianVivisect: I don't know how to be a AW. :(


Sure you do.  Its easy.  Go to a bar and flash those boobies!  Wham, instant attention whoredom.
 
2013-09-06 05:07:09 PM  

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


holy crap....I feel so terrible and yet so better. I love you Moderator

/no, you don't get a sponsorship.
//you already have TF....or at least I hope you do
 
2013-09-06 05:09:46 PM  

MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?


they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.

They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.

So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous.

/last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people
//I may not go  that far this time
 
2013-09-06 05:14:27 PM  
I like cheese and watching Golden Girls since Fark seems to have abandoned the Hot Redhead Thread in these situations.
 
2013-09-06 05:15:36 PM  

Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered


LOL!
 
2013-09-06 05:17:56 PM  
You should absolutely not sponsor me next month.

Why? Because I use reverse psychology on people.
 
2013-09-06 05:20:02 PM  
Well, I'm not gorgeous, or rich, and I don't have ninja skills. But when I'm an asshole, I'm at least entertaining about it. Maybe TF won't help me any, but I hope it helps me get to 10 greenlights.
 
2013-09-06 05:20:50 PM  
Also, my penis is 724 miles long, and can be seen from space.

/you're standing on it right now
 
2013-09-06 05:21:50 PM  
What does it say about myself that I can't think of a reason, not even a bad reason, for why I should get a sponsorship?

That's just depressing.
 
2013-09-06 05:23:07 PM  
I handed out an anonymous sponsorship to someone else last night, so I'll post here and see if any karma drips onto me.
 
2013-09-06 05:27:40 PM  
Sponsor me. I've been here ten years and haven't fed that damn squirrel one thin dime.
 
2013-09-06 05:35:20 PM  
somedude,
So, you told the admins to screw themselves, and then you demanded the thread be greenlighted.  Not sure if the admins did indeed screw themselves, but you got your greenlight.

Quick, demand inappropriate pics of the farkettes, before your charm wears off, or you get put in the timeout box.
 
2013-09-06 05:38:17 PM  

1000 Ways to Dye: What does it say about myself that I can't think of a reason, not even a bad reason, for why I should get a sponsorship?

That's just depressing.


Using "myself" should be enough to disqualify you.
 
2013-09-06 05:47:28 PM  

somedude210: MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?

they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.

They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.

So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous.

/last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people
//I may not go  that far this time


Hand 'em out dude.  Like  titty sprinkles!

static.house-mixes.com
 
2013-09-06 05:48:14 PM  
If you've got spare sponsorships, I could cart them away maybe?
 
2013-09-06 05:52:12 PM  
Get on it  dude!  There are way too many liters in here
 
2013-09-06 05:54:16 PM  
I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"
*crickets*

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.
 
2013-09-06 05:59:09 PM  
Since subby got greened by being annoying, will it work for sponserships?

Earworm from Katamari

NAA NANANA NA NA NA NAA NA NAA NAA NANA NAAA
 
2013-09-06 06:00:30 PM  

somedude210: HawgWild: [www.spaceg.com image 360x152]

what did I do to warrant a ban aside from a desire to sponsor some liters

I just want to spread the love man. I don't do this often. Let me spread the love....

/and if this does go green, tell me why you'd like a sponsorship


Just clean up after yourself, okay? Love can stain.
 
2013-09-06 06:04:03 PM  
I just want to stick it to the man.
 
2013-09-06 06:06:05 PM  
I feel like this headline would be funnier without that "the."

Let's hear it for Farkman Friday!
 
2013-09-06 06:13:52 PM  
The sponsorships are coming don't worry. I had to go out and about and do things but I am monitoring this thread and figuring out who to sponsor, so please continue farkers
 
2013-09-06 06:26:28 PM  
Sponsor me or I'll shoot this puppy

firstknowwhatyouwant.com
 
2013-09-06 06:28:28 PM  
Krusty is coming...Krusty is coming...
 
2013-09-06 06:31:33 PM  
You're putting a lot of pressure on people to be funny. It's not fair, man. It's just not fair.

*sniff*
 
2013-09-06 06:36:23 PM  

Texas Gabe: Sponsor me or I'll shoot this puppy

[firstknowwhatyouwant.com image 850x849]


One of us is old and slow, because I was about to post this:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 06:43:13 PM  

SmackLT: I love these threads.

TFer: "I've got some TF sponsorships to hand out. WHO WANTS ONE?"
Farkers: "Oooh, me! Pick me! Me! Hey, pick me!"
TFer: "How many of you are attractive females?"
*crickets*

It's fifth-grade dodgeball all over again.


You picked your dodgeball team based on who was an attractive girl?
 
2013-09-06 06:47:15 PM  
So a thread from a top 10 submitter calling out the admins go green.

FARK PROTECTS THE 1%!
 
2013-09-06 06:55:24 PM  
Because lurking on Fark Lite gets stale quickly?
 
2013-09-06 07:00:33 PM  
If you sponsor me, I will do a happy dance in my cubicle.

/no video here
//you can imagine it however you like
/// work is boring, TFD is not
 
2013-09-06 07:12:52 PM  

somedude210: MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?

they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.

They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.

So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous.

/last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people
//I may not go  that far this time


Huh. Guess the world really does have a begrudging predilection for assholes.

/Thanks for the sponsorship, asshole
 
2013-09-06 07:17:28 PM  

qorkfiend: If you've got spare sponsorships, I could cart them away maybe?


I don't need a sponsorship (still waiting for another payment method other than PayPal, ugh), but I gotta vote for this guy getting one, because Futurama.

\Futurama
 
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