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(The Tennessean)   "Bake mother a media leaf: The casual leather hermits rewards a hospital potato beheading in your rear with song wins and damning jean ale. You should sing covers with a bass man or a Seger in terrier womb"   (tennessean.com ) divider line
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2013-09-06 02:40:11 PM  
Anyone who works this hard on the headline earned their +1, Subby
 
2013-09-06 02:51:56 PM  
What are "Lines heard in a dayjoborchestra Star Trek video?," Alex?
 
2013-09-06 02:55:48 PM  
Tardis lapstool ducking Hillary juice!! I wish I had more than one +1 to give!
 
2013-09-06 03:04:50 PM  
Good one, subs!
 
2013-09-06 03:04:54 PM  
media.theonion.com
 
2013-09-06 03:13:22 PM  
I don't get it. But I would like to add that you should bake the hall in the candle of her brain.
 
2013-09-06 03:21:29 PM  
Take cover immediately: The National Weather Service ... tornado warning in your area with strong winds and damaging hail.  You should seek cover in a basement or a ... interior room.

All I could figure out.
 
2013-09-06 03:23:07 PM  
I said: BAKE MOTHER A MEDIA LEAF: THE CASUAL LEATHER HERMITS REWARDS A HOSPITAL POTATO BEHEADING IN YOUR REAR WITH SONG WINS AND DAMNING JEAN ALE. YOU SHOULD SING COVERS WITH A BASS MAN OR A SEGER IN TERRIER WOMB
 
2013-09-06 03:24:22 PM  

Grither: I don't get it. But I would like to add that you should bake the hall in the candle of her brain.


It is NSA appreciation day so the headline is encrypted
 
2013-09-06 03:26:27 PM  
Jeez, I thought subby was quoting a line from Finnegan's Wake.
 
2013-09-06 03:28:05 PM  

ariseatex: Take cover immediately: The National Weather Service ... tornado warning in your area with strong winds and damaging hail.  You should seek cover in a basement or a ... interior room.

All I could figure out.


By Jove, you've got it.

I think the missing pieces are "reports a possible tornado" and "secure interior room".

It's the headline that keeps on giving. Bravo, subby!
 
2013-09-06 03:29:13 PM  

parallax_view: Jeez, I thought subby was quoting a line from Finnegan's Wake.


Obviously not.  The headline was comprehensible.
 
2013-09-06 03:32:27 PM  

jfarkinB: ariseatex: Take cover immediately: The National Weather Service ... tornado warning in your area with strong winds and damaging hail.  You should seek cover in a basement or a ... interior room.

All I could figure out.

By Jove, you've got it.

I think the missing pieces are "reports a possible tornado" and "secure interior room".

It's the headline that keeps on giving. Bravo, subby!


Ahh okay, that makes sense.

Well, in the sense that it could work as a translation of the headline.  The National Weather Service wouldn't "report a possible Tornado Warning", they'd issue a Tornado Warning.

But I'm thinking about this too much.  I'll stop now.
 
2013-09-06 03:33:00 PM  
Book knee per fumin' nuts.  Excel lead one.
 
2013-09-06 03:43:06 PM  

ariseatex: Ahh okay, that makes sense.

Well, in the sense that it could work as a translation of the headline.  The National Weather Service wouldn't "report a possible Tornado Warning", they'd issue a Tornado Warning.


I think it's something like "a possible tornado heading for your area". This doesn't look like a direct transliteration of a standard Tornado Warning, but the phrases are familiar.
 
2013-09-06 03:45:56 PM  

jfarkinB: ariseatex: Ahh okay, that makes sense.

Well, in the sense that it could work as a translation of the headline.  The National Weather Service wouldn't "report a possible Tornado Warning", they'd issue a Tornado Warning.

I think it's something like "a possible tornado heading for your area". This doesn't look like a direct transliteration of a standard Tornado Warning, but the phrases are familiar.


Oh yeah, that would work too.
 
2013-09-06 04:02:23 PM  
Bravo subby.  I'm tempted to go "total fark" just to vote for this headline.
 
2013-09-06 04:06:58 PM  
I enjoyed the headline, although I did have to come in here and cheat to understand the "Bake mother media leaf" and the "hospital potato."
 
2013-09-06 04:10:36 PM  

lostcat: I enjoyed the headline, although I did have to come in here and cheat to understand the "Bake mother media leaf" and the "hospital potato."


Your way ahead of me.
 
2013-09-06 04:11:12 PM  
I'll go with this translation...

Take cover immediately: The national weather service reports a possible tornado is heading in your area with strong winds and damaging hail. You should seek cover in a basement or secure, interior room.


Now...
Can we make this headline a Photoshop thread?
 
2013-09-06 04:13:14 PM  
I was thinking Pearl Jam released a new album.
 
2013-09-06 04:27:24 PM  
This needs to be in the HLotY for this year. That's brilliant.
 
2013-09-06 04:27:31 PM  
So am I or am I not having a stroke?
 
2013-09-06 04:29:03 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I said: BAKE MOTHER A MEDIA LEAF: THE CASUAL LEATHER HERMITS REWARDS A HOSPITAL POTATO BEHEADING IN YOUR REAR WITH SONG WINS AND DAMNING JEAN ALE. YOU SHOULD SING COVERS WITH A BASS MAN OR A SEGER IN TERRIER WOMB


Dude, I'm deaf, not blind.
 
2013-09-06 04:36:06 PM  
I'm still not sure I follow this
 
2013-09-06 04:36:13 PM  
I am significantly confused.
 
2013-09-06 04:37:36 PM  
Psychologists and neurologists call this phenomenon "word salad."
 
2013-09-06 04:38:44 PM  
cdn2.cagepotato.com
 
2013-09-06 04:39:13 PM  

GoldSpider: So am I or am I not having a stroke?


Yes
 
2013-09-06 04:42:07 PM  
At first I thought that meowsaidthedog had fired up her headline-o-matic.  After reading the article,  however, I giggled.

/beheading in your rear sounds like something from A Game of Thrones.
 
2013-09-06 04:48:12 PM  
John has a long moustache.
 
2013-09-06 04:49:03 PM  
I'm drunk at work (the company supplied "Packers football is back!" beer).

Subby made me confused.

Ever think you were drunker than you thought?  I just did.
 
2013-09-06 04:54:46 PM  

FunkyBlue: This needs to be in the HLotY for this year. That's brilliant.


It needs to win by a mile just for the work put into it.
 
2013-09-06 04:58:06 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I said: BAKE MOTHER A MEDIA LEAF: THE CASUAL LEATHER HERMITS REWARDS A HOSPITAL POTATO BEHEADING IN YOUR REAR WITH SONG WINS AND DAMNING JEAN ALE. YOU SHOULD SING COVERS WITH A BASS MAN OR A SEGER IN TERRIER WOMB


Haha
 
2013-09-06 04:59:12 PM  
Oops. How did this disappear?


Ok- do-over

Plus eleventy subby.
HOTY
 
2013-09-06 05:05:09 PM  

I said,..


Can we make this headline a Photoshop thread?

(Anyone?)

 
2013-09-06 05:34:47 PM  
Watch this, and try not to read that headline in his voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz4IOBWd9KU&feature=youtube_gdata_pla y er

/jell bun snubby
 
2013-09-06 05:36:00 PM  
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
 
2013-09-06 05:56:50 PM  
a typewrite, no penguins, identify this aircraft, swim sideways, every other wednesday, Mars a bar no longer, hats, enough of them, 400 years away, dogs sniffing glue.  Lays.

beatnic poetry it don't gotta rhyme.
 
2013-09-06 06:00:51 PM  
Well a very, very heavay a heavy drit, burtation tonight, We had a very dairse, darrison...but let's go ahead tearis tasin losh flabette bahend the pet.
 
2013-09-06 06:06:04 PM  
principal... caught sayof?
 
2013-09-06 06:18:44 PM  
www.godlikeproductions.com
 
2013-09-06 06:35:41 PM  
FRANK'S NO LLAMA
 
2013-09-06 07:48:20 PM  
really awesome.... #hoty
 
2013-09-06 09:52:20 PM  
Seriously, this is FARK's Best Headline of 2013.  I'm fraking calling it already.
 
2013-09-06 10:18:58 PM  

blue_2501: Seriously, this is FARK's Best Headline of 2013.  I'm fraking calling it already.


It is a brilliant headline, indeed. As a hard-of-hearing person, some of the things I think I heard people say are just about this wacky. This leads me to make WTF replies which are, in turn,  received with another WTF reply.

/"Lunch is from noon to one unless you have a foreign watch."
//"I have a Seiko. Does that count?"
///"WTF? I said 'phone watch', as in, 'you answer the phone if it rings while everybody else is away having lunch.'"
 
2013-09-06 10:31:56 PM  
Overheard in the land of my people: Do Whuut?
 
2013-09-06 11:32:35 PM  
ouaibelephant.free.fr A  HURRICANE!?
 
2013-09-07 12:22:31 AM  
Bread and butter, grommish grommish? Natter watermelon peas and carrots cantaloupe Belgium.


/Rhubarb
 
2013-09-07 01:32:21 AM  

Grither: I don't get it. But I would like to add that you should bake the hall in the candle of her brain.


BREAK THE BALL IN THE HANDLE OF HER CANE!!

Oh, my god...you just sent me back about forty years.  Thank you for that--I loved that so much.  I had the record album.

"Have another popover, froggy!"
 
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