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(The Frisky)   Yeah, why CAN'T the guy with 6000 Barbie Dolls get a date?   (thefrisky.com) divider line 46
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2013-09-06 01:08:02 PM
He probably could with some guys.
 
2013-09-06 01:10:53 PM
Because the dolls don't complain when you strip them naked and toss them in a pile under the bed.

...Don't judge me
 
2013-09-06 01:11:12 PM
trasnoche.fmrockandpop.com

/obvious
 
2013-09-06 01:11:54 PM

mrmyxolodian: [trasnoche.fmrockandpop.com image 512x384]

/obvious


Thread complete.
 
2013-09-06 01:11:56 PM
Yeah, competition, that's it.

He just needs to talk to kwame.
 
2013-09-06 01:11:59 PM
If the two crazy people who think they're a mermaid/merman can find love, I'm sure there's someone out there for him.
 
2013-09-06 01:12:06 PM
...6000 Barbies, Bratz Girls, Monster High dolls, Care Bears and Jem and the Holograms...

So Care Bears is now a Barbie, or he has a 'doll collection'?

/I'd like a coke?
//what kind?
///a Dr. Pepper
 
2013-09-06 01:12:48 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Let's ask him.
 
2013-09-06 01:14:03 PM

mrmyxolodian: [trasnoche.fmrockandpop.com image 512x384]

/obvious


I seem to never be first for anything. Oh well. We were all thinking it when we read the headline anyways.
 
2013-09-06 01:15:58 PM

mrmyxolodian: [trasnoche.fmrockandpop.com image 512x384]

/obvious


I love that episode simply because it gave me my start-up sound on my comp that I've had for years.

i1.ytimg.com
  "Hello Smithers. You are quite good at turning me on."
 
2013-09-06 01:19:01 PM

Prairie Phoenix: mrmyxolodian: [trasnoche.fmrockandpop.com image 512x384]

/obvious

I seem to never be first for anything. Oh well. We were all thinking it when we read the headline anyways.


Good game. Good effort.
 
2013-09-06 01:20:02 PM

scottydoesntknow: mrmyxolodian: [trasnoche.fmrockandpop.com image 512x384]

/obvious

I love that episode simply because it gave me my start-up sound on my comp that I've had for years.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
  "Hello Smithers. You are quite good at turning me on."


You should probably just ignore that.
 
2013-09-06 01:20:58 PM
He pretty much admitted in the end that he expects the women to look like the dolls. THAT is why he is single. He is delusional.
 
2013-09-06 01:21:15 PM
Maybe a bronie would have some insight. I know there are some here.
 
2013-09-06 01:22:16 PM
I only have 2 real dolls and have problems getting a date sheesh.
 
2013-09-06 01:22:42 PM
Envy?
 
2013-09-06 01:24:21 PM
He just paid three thousand dollars for a doll and is taking you to Burger King. Women love that.
 
2013-09-06 01:24:52 PM

studs up: Maybe a bronie would have some insight. I know there are some here.


...says the person who self-applied the alias "studs up".
 
2013-09-06 01:25:29 PM
Seems obvious to me. You're trying to get a date with the wrong sex.
 
2013-09-06 01:25:54 PM
Kind of like when people see my room-filling collection of stuffed animals (and my nearly life sized plush polar bear)...

/not a freak, just eccentric
 
2013-09-06 01:29:07 PM
I know a gal with around that many barbie dolls.
I could fix them up.
She's not bad looking.
 
2013-09-06 01:31:41 PM

GoldSpider: studs up: Maybe a bronie would have some insight. I know there are some here.

...says the person who self-applied the alias "studs up".


Not a soccer fan? Probably not enough time for sports, huh?
 
2013-09-06 01:33:07 PM

studs up: GoldSpider: studs up: Maybe a bronie would have some insight. I know there are some here.

...says the person who self-applied the alias "studs up".

Not a soccer fan? Probably not enough time for sports, huh?


Lighten up Francis.
 
2013-09-06 01:36:34 PM

GoldSpider: studs up: GoldSpider: studs up: Maybe a bronie would have some insight. I know there are some here.

...says the person who self-applied the alias "studs up".

Not a soccer fan? Probably not enough time for sports, huh?

Lighten up Francis.


I'm fine. Look, I get it. It's tough when everyone thinks your hobby is creepy at best and you have to defend it all of the time. At least you have the DVD collection to comfort you. So there's that.
Enjoy, you stalwart defender of the oppressed.
 
2013-09-06 01:40:04 PM

studs up: I'm fine. Look, I get it. It's tough when everyone thinks your hobby is creepy at best and you have to defend it all of the time. At least you have the DVD collection to comfort you. So there's that.
Enjoy, you stalwart defender of the oppressed.


You're replying to someone who calls every Brony thread a "Megan's Law Honeypot".
 
2013-09-06 01:46:44 PM

GoldSpider: studs up: I'm fine. Look, I get it. It's tough when everyone thinks your hobby is creepy at best and you have to defend it all of the time. At least you have the DVD collection to comfort you. So there's that.
Enjoy, you stalwart defender of the oppressed.

You're replying to someone who calls every Brony thread a "Megan's Law Honeypot".


I'm sure you do. I've never been in a bronie thread. What do you guys talk about in there? You know what, never mind. It's WCQ day and I really don't care about this issue.
You enjoy whatever it is you do, bronie.
 
2013-09-06 01:49:57 PM
 
2013-09-06 02:01:57 PM
As a retail cashier I have seen the people who look (and sometimes smell) like the stereotype "Magic the Gathering" card buyer buying My Little Pony things. Also sometimes normal looking, but a bit nerdy college kids.
 
2013-09-06 02:13:16 PM
SMITHERS! GET BACK TO WORK. I DON'T WANT TO FIND YOU IN ANOTHER FARK.COM THREAD WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN-SIZING THE CARBON SACKS IN SECTOR 7-G.
 
2013-09-06 02:15:32 PM
He just needs to find a girl with a 6000 Ken doll collection.
 
2013-09-06 02:15:54 PM
I dunno, because he's keen from the waist up and Ken from the waist down?
 
2013-09-06 02:18:08 PM

Prairie Phoenix: As a retail cashier I have seen the people who look (and sometimes smell) like the stereotype "Magic the Gathering" card buyer buying My Little Pony things. Also sometimes normal looking, but a bit nerdy college kids.


Why would your stereotypical "Magic the Gathering" card buyer buy My Little Pony things? Wouldn't he be buying Magic things?

/Just messin' with you
 
2013-09-06 02:20:56 PM
Barbies? Hot Toys is where it's at.

www.sideshowtoy.com
www.sideshowtoy.com

I mean if you're going to have dolls they may as well be badass. That said, I'm not really one to diss any collection. You collect baseball cards? Okay. Vintage Barbies? Okay (but prepare for Hiaasen jokes).

/why yes, he's on my to-buy list
 
2013-09-06 02:47:30 PM

Ringshadow: Barbies? Hot Toys is where it's at.

I mean if you're going to have dolls they may as well be badass. That said, I'm not really one to diss any collection. You collect baseball cards? Okay. Vintage Barbies guns? Okay (but prepare for Hiaasen jokes).

/why yes, he's on my to-buy list


Really?  badass...dolls?
 
2013-09-06 02:48:53 PM
 
2013-09-06 02:54:45 PM

Daffydil: Really?  badass...dolls?


Action figures are dolls. Even really expensive action figures.

www.sideshowtoy.com
www.sideshowtoy.com

So a guy's totally manly GI Joe collection? Is still a doll collection. Someone's pile of six inch action figures from Toys R Us? Still a doll collection.

/really into Hot Toys right now okay
//have Black Widow, buying Tony Stark next hence the pictures
 
2013-09-06 02:58:17 PM
Headline:
The Man With 6,000 Barbies Can't Get A Date Because Women Feel Competitive With His Dolls Are Turned Off By His Creepiness.

FTFY
 
2013-09-06 03:13:37 PM

scottydoesntknow: Prairie Phoenix: As a retail cashier I have seen the people who look (and sometimes smell) like the stereotype "Magic the Gathering" card buyer buying My Little Pony things. Also sometimes normal looking, but a bit nerdy college kids.

Why would your stereotypical "Magic the Gathering" card buyer buy My Little Pony things? Wouldn't he be buying Magic things?

/Just messin' with you


www.geek-pride.co.uk

LOL This guy I mean
 
2013-09-06 03:15:26 PM
You know, I don't usually buy into the idea that Barbies give people unrealistic expectations. But for a guy who has over 6000 of them... yeah, maybe him.
 
2013-09-06 03:35:08 PM
Yes, this completes the set!
www.morethings.com
 
2013-09-06 03:39:11 PM

Ringshadow: Daffydil: Really?  badass...dolls?

Action figures are dolls. Even really expensive action figures.


Oh sorry Ringshadow I didn't realize it was you.  I'll opt not to pick on you today...:)

/last time cost me five smackers...
 
2013-09-06 03:54:52 PM

hailin: He pretty much admitted in the end that he expects the women to look like the dolls. THAT is why he is single. He is delusional.


He could always move to Russia...

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-06 04:31:47 PM

Ringshadow: Barbies? Hot Toys is where it's at.

[www.sideshowtoy.com image 450x600]
[www.sideshowtoy.com image 800x600]

I mean if you're going to have dolls they may as well be badass. That said, I'm not really one to diss any collection. You collect baseball cards? Okay. Vintage Barbies? Okay (but prepare for Hiaasen jokes).

/why yes, he's on my to-buy list


The first one he kinda looks hispanic. Like a cross between Stark and Cesar Milan.

Antonio Stark.
 
2013-09-06 04:38:06 PM
www.neverenoughworlds.co.uk
 
2013-09-06 05:27:30 PM

Daffydil: Oh sorry Ringshadow I didn't realize it was you.  I'll opt not to pick on you today...:)

/last time cost me five smackers...


Well, it's not like I demanded TF off you :p but thanks anyway for it.


scottydoesntknow: The first one he kinda looks hispanic. Like a cross between Stark and Cesar Milan.

Antonio Stark.


Tony Stark is Italian by his mother's side, apparently. The more you know. And honestly, Tony Stark looking multiracial is a kind of common thing in comic books, these days. If you follow Invincible Iron Man..

static.comicvine.com
Or hell, Gillen/ Land..
31.media.tumblr.com
Or Iron Man: Deadly Solutions..
24.media.tumblr.com

Or, hell, let's dial back the clock again. Invincible Iron Man 105, 1977.
media.tumblr.com

See a pattern? Yeah.

And then there's Industrial Revolution.
i1285.photobucket.com

/That said, the Hot Toys sculptors used RDJ and did a damn good job, IMHO
//Hi, I like Iron Man
 
2013-09-07 02:28:23 PM
i'm into model trains. I heard chicks dig that!
/sigh.
 
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