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(Lacrosse Tribune)   Sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl and extorting $30,000 from your father for faking your own kidnapping? Now that's multitasking   (lacrossetribune.com) divider line 38
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2013-09-06 01:57:00 PM
Nobody who looks this happy could have committed such heinous acts!

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
 
2013-09-06 01:57:49 PM
Looks like a nihilist.
 
2013-09-06 01:59:16 PM
Wellon Dowd: Nobody who looks this happy could have committed such heinous acts!
Unless he's a sociopath!
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2013-09-06 01:59:24 PM
Where did that scrawny f*ck find a 14 year old girl that couldn't kick his ass?
 
2013-09-06 02:03:42 PM
I'm kinda wondering about this sexual assault. Do they mean statutory stuff? Or actual assault?
 
2013-09-06 02:06:25 PM

megarian: I'm kinda wondering about this sexual assault. Do they mean statutory stuff? Or actual assault?


I'm guessing statutory rape.

And you know if it was a 20 year old woman and a 14 year old boy, the outrage in this thread would be focused on the boy for telling and anybody that didn't think that the boy was the luckiest boy in the world.
 
2013-09-06 02:08:26 PM

ongbok: megarian: I'm kinda wondering about this sexual assault. Do they mean statutory stuff? Or actual assault?

I'm guessing statutory rape.

And you know if it was a 20 year old woman and a 14 year old boy, the outrage in this thread would be focused on the boy for telling and anybody that didn't think that the boy was the luckiest boy in the world.


Well, when you're right you're right.
 
2013-09-06 02:09:12 PM

ongbok: And you know if it was a 20 year old woman and a 14 year old boy, the outrage in this thread would be focused on the boy for telling and anybody that didn't think that the boy was the luckiest boy in the world.


Yep.

As a side bar, part of being an adult is having self control and responsibility. That includes being able to realize that sticking your dick into a 14 year old when you are nowhere near 14 as well isn't a smart idea.
 
2013-09-06 02:10:17 PM

ongbok: I'm guessing statutory rape.


Could be, but doesn't sound like it:

From another article:

Tanke assaulted the girl Aug. 19 and again the next morning at the Maple Grove Motel on Mormon Coulee Road, the complaint states.

Prosecutors also charged his friend, 19-year-old Arden Blumer of West Salem, who left the motel room just before Tanke assaulted her for the second time.


Read more:  http://lacrossetribune.com/tncms/asset/editorial/db21a396-1669-11e3-8 a 2e-001a4bcf887a/#ixzz2e8a4KFnT
 
2013-09-06 02:11:35 PM
How many times does 20 go into 14?   Apparently twice.....
 
2013-09-06 02:14:12 PM

The Muthaship: ongbok: I'm guessing statutory rape.

Could be, but doesn't sound like it:

From another article:

Tanke assaulted the girl Aug. 19 and again the next morning at the Maple Grove Motel on Mormon Coulee Road, the complaint states.

Prosecutors also charged his friend, 19-year-old Arden Blumer of West Salem, who left the motel room just before Tanke assaulted her for the second time.


Read more:  http://lacrossetribune.com/tncms/asset/editorial/db21a396-1669-11e3-8 a 2e-001a4bcf887a/#ixzz2e8a4KFnT


That doesn't clarify anything. Statutory rape is sexual assault. Only thing they are saying there is that he fark her that night and got a piece in the morning also. It doesn't say he forced her.
 
2013-09-06 02:14:15 PM

The Muthaship: ongbok: I'm guessing statutory rape.

Could be, but doesn't sound like it:

From another article:

Tanke assaulted the girl Aug. 19 and again the next morning at the Maple Grove Motel on Mormon Coulee Road, the complaint states.

Prosecutors also charged his friend, 19-year-old Arden Blumer of West Salem, who left the motel room just before Tanke assaulted her for the second time.


Read more:  http://lacrossetribune.com/tncms/asset/editorial/db21a396-1669-11e3-8 a 2e-001a4bcf887a/#ixzz2e8a4KFnT


Thanks for the link. Yeah, sounds like he did something more than statutory.
 
2013-09-06 02:14:29 PM
Where's his Oscar?
 
2013-09-06 02:15:14 PM

megarian: The Muthaship: ongbok: I'm guessing statutory rape.

Could be, but doesn't sound like it:

From another article:

Tanke assaulted the girl Aug. 19 and again the next morning at the Maple Grove Motel on Mormon Coulee Road, the complaint states.

Prosecutors also charged his friend, 19-year-old Arden Blumer of West Salem, who left the motel room just before Tanke assaulted her for the second time.


Read more:  http://lacrossetribune.com/tncms/asset/editorial/db21a396-1669-11e3-8 a 2e-001a4bcf887a/#ixzz2e8a4KFnT

Thanks for the link. Yeah, sounds like he did something more than statutory.


They played tag?
 
2013-09-06 02:15:48 PM

Okieboy: How many times does 20 go into 14?   Apparently twice.....


Easy there, R. Kelly.

media.concreteloop.com
 
2013-09-06 02:17:29 PM
The phrase "shot while trying to escape" has just sprung to mind.
 
2013-09-06 02:18:10 PM
No one would notice dad walking down the street with 30 grand in a clear plastic bag.
 
2013-09-06 02:18:53 PM

blatz514: megarian: The Muthaship: ongbok: I'm guessing statutory rape.

Could be, but doesn't sound like it:

From another article:

Tanke assaulted the girl Aug. 19 and again the next morning at the Maple Grove Motel on Mormon Coulee Road, the complaint states.

Prosecutors also charged his friend, 19-year-old Arden Blumer of West Salem, who left the motel room just before Tanke assaulted her for the second time.


Read more:  http://lacrossetribune.com/tncms/asset/editorial/db21a396-1669-11e3-8 a 2e-001a4bcf887a/#ixzz2e8a4KFnT

Thanks for the link. Yeah, sounds like he did something more than statutory.

They played tag?


YOU'RE IT!
 
2013-09-06 02:19:00 PM

hardinparamedic: As a side bar, part of being an adult is having self control and responsibility. That includes being able to realize that sticking your dick into a 14 year old when you are nowhere near 14 as well isn't a smart idea.


That isn't how they phrased it in the polanski thread.
 
2013-09-06 02:20:08 PM

uncleacid: No one would notice dad walking down the street with 30 grand in a clear plastic bag.


He was whistling while he was walking. If you quietly whistle while you are doing something nobody notices you. This is a proven scientific fact.
 
2013-09-06 02:20:49 PM

megarian: They played tag?

YOU'RE IT!


*trips over own feet*

I HATE this game.
 
2013-09-06 02:21:05 PM

megarian: I'm kinda wondering about this sexual assault. Do they mean statutory stuff? Or actual assault?


I've noticed a trend lately that the "news" is intentionally not making that clear anymore.  I understand that a 14 year old cannot give consent and thus it's still rape, but I think there is a difference.

Maybe victim's advocacy groups got to them and explained that statutory rape is just as bad as violent rape, but I've known a number of women who were technically statutorally raped as teenagers who didn't feel victimized by the age difference of their sexual partners when they were teens.
 
2013-09-06 02:23:43 PM

ongbok: Only thing they are saying there is that he fark her that night and got a piece in the morning also.


Again it is incomplete info.  But, if both guys were charged with assaulting her, it sounds less likely it was really consensual.  Though it still may have been.
 
2013-09-06 02:25:33 PM

gfid: megarian: I'm kinda wondering about this sexual assault. Do they mean statutory stuff? Or actual assault?

I've noticed a trend lately that the "news" is intentionally not making that clear anymore.  I understand that a 14 year old cannot give consent and thus it's still rape, but I think there is a difference.

Maybe victim's advocacy groups got to them and explained that statutory rape is just as bad as violent rape, but I've known a number of women who were technically statutorally raped as teenagers who didn't feel victimized by the age difference of their sexual partners when they were teens.


I agree.

I was a 14-year-old once. My friends dated older guys and they all turned out okay. I had a friend at that age that was violently sexually assaulted. She was messed up for quite a while.

There's a huge difference. Either way, farking 14-year-olds when you're 18+ is bad. Faking 14-year-olds when you're 20+ is REALLY not okay.
 
2013-09-06 02:44:07 PM

megarian: . Either way, farking 14-year-olds when you're 18+ is bad. Faking 14-year-olds when you're 20+ is REALLY not okay.



I am going to need a really clear definition of "not okay"
 
2013-09-06 02:46:17 PM

The Muthaship: ongbok: Only thing they are saying there is that he fark her that night and got a piece in the morning also.

Again it is incomplete info.  But, if both guys were charged with assaulting her, it sounds less likely it was really consensual.  Though it still may have been.


If they forced a 14 year old into a hotel room and forced her to have sex or if they talked her into going with them and farking them both, it was wrong.
 
2013-09-06 02:48:06 PM

JohnCarter: megarian: . Either way, farking 14-year-olds when you're 18+ is bad. Faking 14-year-olds when you're 20+ is REALLY not okay.


I am going to need a really clear definition of "not okay"


Not okay = things that cause jail-time.

(Not that I agree with it)
 
2013-09-06 02:48:11 PM
A long prison term isn't necessary.  Just one hour locked in a room with the father should about cover it.
 
2013-09-06 02:48:34 PM

ongbok: If they forced a 14 year old into a hotel room and forced her to have sex or if they talked her into going with them and farking them both, it was wrong.


Agreed.
 
2013-09-06 02:50:34 PM

The Muthaship: ongbok: If they forced a 14 year old into a hotel room and forced her to have sex or if they talked her into going with them and farking them both, it was wrong.

Agreed.


This, that, and these^
 
2013-09-06 03:29:38 PM
Anyone want to bet that Dad isn't likely to post bail once it is set?
 
2013-09-06 03:34:21 PM
Now, if he'd tried to recruit the maitre 'd for the band...
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2013-09-06 03:59:02 PM
Because there is no kidnapping charge on either of them, I'm thinking she went to the motel room voluntarily. There also is no charge about providing alcohol or drugs to a minor. It is possible that she was naïve in going to the motel room, did not intend to have sex, but ended up in a situation she could not control.

Either way, 20 into 14 will get you jail time. But yeah, for the girl it is an entirely different experience if she was forced.
 
2013-09-06 03:59:54 PM

The Muthaship: ongbok: If they forced a 14 year old into a hotel room and forced her to have sex or if they talked her into going with them and farking them both, it was wrong.

Agreed.


But also this.
 
2013-09-06 05:01:27 PM
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"I'm just a normal guy.."
 
2013-09-06 05:32:11 PM
My explorer bar truncates it as: Man who faked kidnapping faces sexual ass
 
2013-09-06 05:42:34 PM

The Muthaship: ongbok: Only thing they are saying there is that he fark her that night and got a piece in the morning also.

Again it is incomplete info.  But, if both guys were charged with assaulting her, it sounds less likely it was really consensual.  Though it still may have been.


"Less likely it was really" consensual?  Dude, we're talking about a 14 year-old.  It's BY DEFINITION non-consensual.  Seriously, how many times does this have to be pointed out to people?
 
2013-09-07 09:06:30 AM

Mouser: It's BY DEFINITION non-consensual.


I know that, and agree.  But, the question that was raised in this thread was whether there was some actual force/coercion involved.

/stop yelling!
 
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