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(WTAM)   Not EVERY guy that drives up to kids claiming his dog is missing is a pervy child-napper   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, false alarms, temptation  
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4722 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Sep 2013 at 1:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-06 01:25:04 PM  
2 votes:
There's a BIG difference between "Hey have you seen my dog? No? Well thanks anyway" and "Hey would you mind jumping into my windowless van and helping me look for my dog?".
2013-09-06 03:12:53 PM  
1 vote:


2013-09-06 02:18:40 PM  
1 vote:
I have candy. I know your dad. Help me find my missing puppy. I'm not a child molester.

/seems legit
2013-09-06 01:15:03 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone want to pet my puppy?
2013-09-06 01:10:32 PM  
1 vote:
What are you talking about? He was male and white, of course he was a child molester. Seriously it's like you don't watch Nacy Grace at all.
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