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2013-09-06 04:10:10 PM
I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.
 
2013-09-06 04:15:58 PM
The Human Centipede meets lesbian porn?

*ponders*


www.raidz3ro.com
 
2013-09-06 04:29:37 PM
Meh the much hotter Sabre and Racquel Darrian did it much better back in 1989
On mobile or else I would post a pick of the cover

Link
 
2013-09-06 04:30:06 PM

brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.


you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-06 05:05:46 PM
Is the picture distorted, or are their heads that messed up?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-06 05:08:57 PM

NuttierThanEver: Meh the much hotter Sabre and Racquel Darrian did it much better back in 1989
On mobile or else I would post a pick of the cover

Link


That link is Not Safe For Work, or is at least, questionable.
But, from that link, comes the cover you mention.
 
2013-09-06 05:11:21 PM
Hahahaha, has starred in "My New Black Stepdaddy 13 "
 
2013-09-06 05:13:33 PM

ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?


YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.
 
2013-09-06 05:18:48 PM
If their nervous systems are intertwined could you make them both orgasm by just going down on one of them?
 
2013-09-06 05:19:01 PM

groppet: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.


??? citation needed (or pic)
 
2013-09-06 05:20:41 PM

HighZoolander: groppet: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.

??? citation needed (or pic)


Cant pst it I am at work. Someone here posted it once and I found it on a GIS as well.
 
2013-09-06 05:22:24 PM
Just to reiterate what has already been said:

images.sodahead.com

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

www.roflcat.com
 
2013-09-06 05:25:07 PM
(Not safe for work) or lunch.
 
2013-09-06 05:25:43 PM
I wanna see the guy pull out and jack it all over the connector.
 
2013-09-06 05:28:22 PM

groppet: HighZoolander: groppet: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.

??? citation needed (or pic)

Cant pst it I am at work. Someone here posted it once and I found it on a GIS as well.


dammit, I can't search for it at work...maybe I'll still remember by the time I get home
 
2013-09-06 05:32:26 PM
not real?  waste of time
 
2013-09-06 05:34:13 PM
I could have done without that, but I'm very grateful for the pornstar gallery after the article.
 
2013-09-06 05:35:11 PM
Two things:

1. They couldn't find any conjoined twins who were willing to make some money as porn actresses? I mean, this is an industry that has been able to dig up little people, giants, incestuous twin lesbians, circus geeks of various kinds, freaks of nature with unnaturally-large sexual organs, and Chyna. And there weren't ANY conjoined twins out there who would do the job?

2. If they had to use two normal porn actresses joined with a prosthetic hunk of "flesh", they could at least have picked two chicks with the same skin tone and/or tan level. Generally speaking, you don't get one tan twin and one pale one, since they're not exactly out sunning alone or getting halfway into the tanning bed.
 
2013-09-06 05:38:46 PM

groppet: HighZoolander: groppet: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.

??? citation needed (or pic)

Cant pst it I am at work. Someone here posted it once and I found it on a GIS as well.


I am pretty sure that image was proven to be shooped
 
2013-09-06 05:41:55 PM

ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?


why yes, yes I was.

Somewhere out there, there is a picture of one of them giving a BJ.

and if you were so lucky as to get a BJ from them, what would you call it.

drum roll....  A Double Header of course.
 
2013-09-06 05:42:11 PM

ZeroCorpse: Two things:

1. They couldn't find any conjoined twins who were willing to make some money as porn actresses? I mean, this is an industry that has been able to dig up little people, giants, incestuous twin lesbians, circus geeks of various kinds, freaks of nature with unnaturally-large sexual organs, and Chyna. And there weren't ANY conjoined twins out there who would do the job?

2. If they had to use two normal porn actresses joined with a prosthetic hunk of "flesh", they could at least have picked two chicks with the same skin tone and/or tan level. Generally speaking, you don't get one tan twin and one pale one, since they're not exactly out sunning alone or getting halfway into the tanning bed.



You've put a lot of thought into this.  Admirable.
 
2013-09-06 05:44:07 PM

HighZoolander: groppet: HighZoolander: groppet: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.

??? citation needed (or pic)

Cant pst it I am at work. Someone here posted it once and I found it on a GIS as well.

dammit, I can't search for it at work...maybe I'll still remember by the time I get home


The one you're talking about is a Photoshop, but it's out there on GIS.
 
2013-09-06 05:44:46 PM
Even Rosie Greer and Ray Milland looked more believable.
 
2013-09-06 05:48:25 PM

ZeroCorpse: Two things:

1. They couldn't find any conjoined twins who were willing to make some money as porn actresses? I mean, this is an industry that has been able to dig up little people, giants, incestuous twin lesbians, circus geeks of various kinds, freaks of nature with unnaturally-large sexual organs, and Chyna. And there weren't ANY conjoined twins out there who would do the job?

2. If they had to use two normal porn actresses joined with a prosthetic hunk of "flesh", they could at least have picked two chicks with the same skin tone and/or tan level. Generally speaking, you don't get one tan twin and one pale one, since they're not exactly out sunning alone or getting halfway into the tanning bed.


Well how many sets of conjoined twins that aren't separated do you think are out there? Add to that ones of legal age and not so elderly they're not hobbling around.
 
2013-09-06 05:49:31 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-06 05:50:07 PM

machoprogrammer: I am pretty sure that image was proven to be shooped


ZeroCorpse: The one you're talking about is a Photoshop, but it's out there on GIS


thanks. I expected as much, and now don't need to search.
 
2013-09-06 05:50:15 PM

ZeroCorpse: HighZoolander: groppet: HighZoolander: groppet: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.

??? citation needed (or pic)

Cant pst it I am at work. Someone here posted it once and I found it on a GIS as well.

dammit, I can't search for it at work...maybe I'll still remember by the time I get home

The one you're talking about is a Photoshop, but it's out there on GIS.


That is the saddest sentence I have read today.
 
2013-09-06 05:53:53 PM
I like how they're holding what look to be scripts.
Also, shouldn't they have at least been the same height?
 
2013-09-06 05:54:59 PM

rtaylor92: ZeroCorpse: HighZoolander: groppet: HighZoolander: groppet: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.

??? citation needed (or pic)

Cant pst it I am at work. Someone here posted it once and I found it on a GIS as well.

dammit, I can't search for it at work...maybe I'll still remember by the time I get home

The one you're talking about is a Photoshop, but it's out there on GIS.

That is the saddest sentence I have read today.


I have to wonder, though.  if Abby likes a dude, and Britney thinks he's an asshole, what happens if Abby wants to have sex with him?  they share lady parts, so that has to be a sticky situation (no pun intended)
 
2013-09-06 06:01:40 PM
mojtv.hr +

confectious.files.wordpress.com

Nope. Nope. Nope.....well, maybe for a few minutes.
 
2013-09-06 06:04:27 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-06 06:06:14 PM

rtaylor92: ZeroCorpse: HighZoolander: groppet: HighZoolander: groppet: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

YES!!! I had a sad. But there is that pic of them giving a dude a BJ. High fives for him.

??? citation needed (or pic)

Cant pst it I am at work. Someone here posted it once and I found it on a GIS as well.

dammit, I can't search for it at work...maybe I'll still remember by the time I get home

The one you're talking about is a Photoshop, but it's out there on GIS.


That This  is the saddest sentencethread I have read today.

FTFY
 
2013-09-06 06:06:33 PM

HighZoolander: machoprogrammer: I am pretty sure that image was proven to be shooped

ZeroCorpse: The one you're talking about is a Photoshop, but it's out there on GIS

thanks. I expected as much, and now don't need to search.


i.imgur.com

That's a weird looking penis.
 
2013-09-06 06:13:09 PM
I'm most disappointed in the title.
Should have been "Two Girls, One Slut".
 
2013-09-06 06:15:08 PM
Yeah, not new.

Have one on DVD that uses the same exact trick, the stupid putty between them, to make them Siamese.
 
2013-09-06 06:19:47 PM
Reddit keeps getting better comparatively.

Keep it up, Fark!
 
2013-09-06 06:19:53 PM

ZeroCorpse: Two things:

1. They couldn't find any conjoined twins who were willing to make some money as porn actresses? I mean, this is an industry that has been able to dig up little people, giants, incestuous twin lesbians, circus geeks of various kinds, freaks of nature with unnaturally-large sexual organs, and Chyna. And there weren't ANY conjoined twins out there who would do the job?

2. If they had to use two normal porn actresses joined with a prosthetic hunk of "flesh", they could at least have picked two chicks with the same skin tone and/or tan level. Generally speaking, you don't get one tan twin and one pale one, since they're not exactly out sunning alone or getting halfway into the tanning bed.


Tanning beds are build for one.  So one could be on a cot beside the bed.
 
2013-09-06 06:21:58 PM
And as far as exploring something, they haven't even come close.
Can't find the Fark thread where The Hensel twins sex quandries were discussed in detail.
 
2013-09-06 06:24:14 PM

Brick-House: A Double Header of course.


i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-06 06:27:50 PM
I wish I could have the weirdest boner right now, but I just can't....
 
2013-09-06 06:32:52 PM

fickenchucker: [i.qkme.me image 282x149]


technically I think they'd count as one and a half, but maybe a bonus half point for the novelty.
 
2013-09-06 06:33:15 PM

ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?


I have a morbid curiosity about what will happen when one of the twins dies.
 
2013-09-06 06:34:51 PM

brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.


The phrase "over in one" is thrown about pretty loosely these days. That said, over in one.
 
2013-09-06 06:36:45 PM

GungFu: +



Nope. Nope. Nope.....well, maybe for a few minutes.


Is that a chimpanzee in the passenger's seat?
 
2013-09-06 06:37:02 PM

Beeblebrox: ManateeGag: brap: I don't know I am more disappointed that they are just two Valley chicks with a wad of Silly Putty betwixt them or if I am more disappointed in myself for being disappointed that I insist on real Siamese twins in my Siamese twin pornos.

you were hoping for Abby and Britney Hensel, weren't you?

I have a morbid curiosity about what will happen when one of the twins dies.


The other twin dies.
 
2013-09-06 06:49:05 PM

fickenchucker: [i.qkme.me image 282x149]


well played, sir, well played
 
2013-09-06 06:49:44 PM

theflatline: Hahahaha, has starred in "My New Black Stepdaddy 13 "


Bullshiat money grab, 12 was the perfect conclusion to the My New Black Stepdaddy dodecology. And I heard they cast Ben Affleck as Stepdaddy.
 
2013-09-06 06:57:46 PM
As I pointed out in one of the Paula Deen threads, DO NOT GIS diabeetus porn
 
2013-09-06 07:21:15 PM
If you can't find Thai porn you're just not looking.

www.scifi-universe.com
 
2013-09-06 07:22:29 PM
Fake, fake, fake.
 
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