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(TC Palm)   If you can't find your TV, flipping off a sheriff's helicopter may not help the search   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 48
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2013-09-06 12:03:37 PM
(Sexual intercourse) this article.
 
2013-09-06 12:26:24 PM
The writer's attempt at humor is a (copulation with one's mother) failure.


Also:


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-06 12:38:55 PM
Um...giving the finger to the cops isn't against the law. Public intoxication, on the other hand....
 
2013-09-06 01:00:39 PM
No doubt they've been taken to the abandoned mine shaft.
 
2013-09-06 01:29:03 PM
Drunk at 10:30 am.  That takes dedication.
 
2013-09-06 01:33:47 PM
I'm so wishing my parents had named me Finn McCool right now.
 
2013-09-06 01:35:21 PM
He's really gone downhill since the Giant's Causeway days.
 
2013-09-06 01:44:33 PM
Yeah, the reporter thinks he's too McCool for McSchool.
 
2013-09-06 01:47:50 PM
He was named after a bar? Ok.

Also, 38?! In dog years, maybe.
 
2013-09-06 01:49:54 PM
 That was a pretty (sexual intercoursing) stupid thing to do.
 
2013-09-06 01:50:31 PM

FrancoFile: Drunk at 10:30 am.  That takes dedication.


I've been drunk at 10:30 am.  You are right, it took dedication the previous night to get that drunk and stay that way until then.
 
2013-09-06 01:52:21 PM
Raising the middle finger "dates back to ancient Greece and was adopted by the Romans as digitus impudicus -- the impudent finger," according to an article on Wired.com.

The gesture is interpreted as meaning, "(Sexual intercourse) you," and can be made with the right or left hand. In contemporary parlance, the gesture is called, "The bird," and is paired with the verbs flip, flick, shoot or give.


Guess you gotta reach that minimum word count one way or another.
 
2013-09-06 01:55:16 PM
How do you lose a TV?

/also, (Sexual intercourse) you
 
2013-09-06 01:57:09 PM

FloydA: He's really gone downhill since the Giant's Causeway days.


Done. Good work this week everyone.
 
2013-09-06 01:58:26 PM

FrancoFile: Drunk at 10:30 am.  That takes dedication.


Night, day, doesn't mean shiat.
 
2013-09-06 02:01:43 PM
Flipping off a cop is a time honored tradition protected by the first amendment.

Public intoxication is a misdemeanor, however.
 
2013-09-06 02:02:07 PM
How the mighty have fallen?
cdn3.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
 
2013-09-06 02:03:43 PM
i.imgur.com

Will Greenlee is funny the very first time you read a (sexual intercoursing) article written by him.

A "(sexual intercoursing) article" is a concise narrative written for a newspaper, magazine or other print publication, intended to provide facts about an event or idea.

But after reading a few (sexual intercoursing) articles by Will Greenlee, that shiat is no longer (sexual intercoursing) amusing, according to an article on Zombo.com.

The article did not state whether Greenlee is considered to be "talent-less" or just a  (sexual intercoursing) "douche".
 
2013-09-06 02:03:57 PM
Middle Finger 101??

WT(Sexual Intercourse)?!?
 
2013-09-06 02:07:42 PM
boy am i glad that they told me what it meant...
i am from new jersey--it is how we wave HI..


/next article try to double space, it made my reports look longer  IN 8thGRADE!!!!!
 
2013-09-06 02:11:13 PM
McLovin wants a new license.
 
2013-09-06 02:11:46 PM
www.herbmuseum.ca
 
2013-09-06 02:15:21 PM
What the (sexual intercourse) did I just read?
 
2013-09-06 02:17:30 PM
Finn McCool, aka,


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-09-06 02:21:16 PM
What's his fark handle?

/Did he get his (sexual intercourse)ing TV back?
//Article doesn't say.
 
2013-09-06 02:28:53 PM
www.mclol.com

Was his TV made by Professor Frink and called home by the professor?

"The View? Good glavin. Such hen cackling nonsense. Come back to the lab and I'll have you set on TED."

(If TED is actually a channel)
 
2013-09-06 02:33:08 PM
Finn McCool, 38, got locked up after the 10:23 a.m. August 17 incidents in Port St. Lucie.

blogs.tcpalm.com

He's only 38?
 
2013-09-06 02:46:02 PM

hardinparamedic: Flipping off a cop is a time honored tradition protected by the first amendment.


Too bad the 1st doesn't also protect your skull
 
2013-09-06 02:50:20 PM
They heard him yelling from the (sexual intercourse)ing helicopter, and were so low at 10:30 they could make out which finger he had up?

Doubtful
 
2013-09-06 02:52:59 PM

KidneyStone: Finn McCool, 38, got locked up after the 10:23 a.m. August 17 incidents in Port St. Lucie.

[blogs.tcpalm.com image 150x204]

He's only 38?



They didn't say 38  what.
 
2013-09-06 02:56:44 PM
Finn Mccool's is the name of a bar in NOLA.

http://finnmccools.com/
 
2013-09-06 03:07:02 PM
Your blog sucks.
 
2013-09-06 03:10:14 PM
This article proves that the terrorists have already won
 
2013-09-06 03:14:39 PM

pedobearapproved: This article proves that the terrorists have already won


I only mean because the article is so poorly written, not because a drunk guy flipped off a helicopter.
 
2013-09-06 03:19:19 PM
How could they smell his booze breath from inside the helicopter?
 
2013-09-06 03:22:48 PM
I hope the writer of that blog can see this cause I'm doing it as hard as I can.
 
2013-09-06 03:29:06 PM
Holy (excrement), that article was a (sexual intercoursing) train wreck of fail.
 
2013-09-06 03:31:31 PM

slimkitty: Finn Mccool's is the name of a bar in NOLA.

http://finnmccools.com/


I suspect that Finn McCool's is the name of a bar in every US city except Salt Lake.
 
2013-09-06 03:49:15 PM
"Meanwhile, a deputy got McCool to sit in a chair because he was experiencing difficulty standing.

Another deputy got him to stand up and put McCool in handcuffs."


I can just picture this. Hard to imagine what the third and the forth deputy were demanding of him at the same time.
 
2013-09-06 04:12:24 PM

FloydA: slimkitty: Finn Mccool's is the name of a bar in NOLA.

http://finnmccools.com/

I suspect that Finn McCool's is the name of a bar in every US city except Salt Lake.


There's one in Toronto too.
 
2013-09-06 04:27:53 PM

FrancoFile: Drunk at 10:30 am.  That takes dedication.


Except on a college football Saturday. All other times I agree.
 
2013-09-06 04:30:53 PM
Drew needs to update the filter to use "sexual intercourse" instead of "fark".
 
2013-09-06 04:58:35 PM
Other than being overly-drunk, what crime was committed here?  Giving the finger (even a UFIA!) is free speech.
 
2013-09-06 06:01:17 PM

abhorrent1: How do you lose a TV?

/also, (Sexual intercourse) you


Repossessed by RAC.
 
Sio
2013-09-06 06:49:24 PM

freak7: Drew needs to update the filter to use "sexual intercourse" instead of "fark".


I second this.

/(sexual intercoursing) awesome.
 
2013-09-06 10:24:45 PM
(Beast with two backs) you
 
2013-09-07 10:14:57 AM

Sean M: Other than being overly-drunk, what crime was committed here?  Giving the finger (even a UFIA!) is free speech.


Piggies are good at inventing bogus charges when they feel their authoritah is being disrespected.
 
2013-09-07 02:46:29 PM
Undoubtedly, named after the site of his own procreation.
 
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