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(Fox 31 Denver)   GOP erotica in Colorado: Step 1: Talk about the chicken. Step 2: Show the chicken. Step--HEY, if you're gonna leave before Step 3 there's a two-drink minimum   (kdvr.com) divider line 81
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2013-09-06 11:52:49 AM
Waiting for the non-apology apology that will surely follow.
 
2013-09-06 12:10:38 PM
I've always wondered what happened to the chicken when they were done farking it...
 
2013-09-06 12:17:50 PM
Passive-aggressive racism. How wonderful.
 
2013-09-06 12:20:40 PM
So wait ...
Senator Marble went stupid and talked about blacks and chicken.

Senator Fields got upset and the GOP distanced themselves from Marble.

Another meeting starts 2 weeks later and someone placed a box of chicken is on Senator Saine's desk.

.... "One witness heard Saine, who represents District 63 in Weld and Morgan counties, telling Marble that she brought the chicken in 'silent protest' of the uproar caused by Marble's comments last month."

Oh, I see. Ok.

""I'm having chicken for dinner," Saine replied, laughing. "Would you like a [press conference] at my house?""

She's an idiot.

What is the argument about blacks and poverty in Colorado? Why are these idiots doing this?
 
2013-09-06 12:20:57 PM
Now I want popeye's for lunch.
 
2013-09-06 12:33:24 PM

UberDave: I've always wondered what happened to the chicken when they were done farking it...


That would require a belief that the GOP finishes farking the chicken
 
2013-09-06 12:38:11 PM
It was kind of refreshing to hear my mother complaining about a white family "abusing" the welfare system.

Her husband's nurse was apparently pissed "Obama limited welfare to 5 years lifetime assistance".  I had to chuckle, because last I knew, that was Clinton.

I resisted telling my mother "You know, if you paid her more, she might not have to be on public assistance."

I really, really should have told her that, but I don't think it would have gotten through to her.
 
2013-09-06 01:00:55 PM
I went looking for broader context for Sen Marble's comments, knowing that the BBQ down south is pretty good.

In her defense, when talking about poverty in Colorado, she began her statements with "problems with the black race" including "sickle-cell anemia".

Oh, wait. That's not in her defense at all.

Rep. Saine appears to particularly callous, an admired quality within the Republican party.
 
2013-09-06 01:11:09 PM
The real mystery is how is this person is employed in any capacity outside of "carnival dunk clown".
 
2013-09-06 01:19:11 PM
To be fair, the dude could just be fat and his "silent protest" was just good manners.
 
2013-09-06 01:21:06 PM

tallguywithglasseson: I went looking for broader context for Sen Marble's comments, knowing that the BBQ down south is pretty good.

In her defense, when talking about poverty in Colorado, she began her statements with "problems with the black race" including "sickle-cell anemia".

Oh, wait. That's not in her defense at all.

Rep. Saine appears to particularly callous, an admired quality within the Republican party.


Colorado? You gotta be trolling.
 
2013-09-06 01:22:49 PM
That honky ass lardo has never missed a meal, and gets kicks from mocking the hungry.

What party is she from again?
 
2013-09-06 01:25:55 PM
Would you like a [press conference] at my house?

What did she say that they replaced with "press conference"?
 
2013-09-06 01:27:05 PM
So chicken is now considered red meat?  Who knew?
 
2013-09-06 01:27:07 PM

brap: The real mystery is how is this person is employed in any capacity outside of "carnival dunk clown".


She's a Republican, so...well...you know.
 
2013-09-06 01:28:58 PM
You know, you think things are going to change after 2012 but shiat like this happens.

It's like the DNC can just blow all the donations on cheap bourbon instead of campaigns and it won't matter....
 
2013-09-06 01:31:30 PM
Colorado African-American population 4%

Vicki Marble (R) - Ft. Collins. (African-American .6%)
Lori Saine (R) - Weld/Morgan Counties (African-American pop in Weld Co .56% African-American pop in Morgan Co .81%)

These women are racists.
 
2013-09-06 01:32:44 PM

Skarekrough: It's like the DNC can just blow all the donations on cheap bourbon instead of campaigns and it won't matter....


If they give the bourbon to GOP elected officials and then point cameras at them, that might work really well.
 
2013-09-06 01:41:09 PM

thurstonxhowell: Would you like a [press conference] at my house?

What did she say that they replaced with "press conference"?


Orgy.
 
2013-09-06 01:42:07 PM

thurstonxhowell: Would you like a [press conference] at my house?

What did she say that they replaced with "press conference"?


Klan rally.
 
2013-09-06 01:53:57 PM

thurstonxhowell: Would you like a [press conference] at my house?

What did she say that they replaced with "press conference"?


"presser".

She then went into full on fifth amendment mode by robotically answering, "I already gave my statement" to every question the reporter asked her as she escaped from him down the hall at full waddle.

She could at least have followed through and owned up that she was mocking black people with the old fried chicken stereotype. But of course, her constituents will still hail her brave behavior in "sticking it to the lib media".
 
2013-09-06 01:56:11 PM

thurstonxhowell: Would you like a [press conference] at my house?

What did she say that they replaced with "press conference"?


One Cup.
 
2013-09-06 01:56:39 PM
huh - and here I thought one of the most effective forms of silent protest was the hunger strike....
 
2013-09-06 01:59:03 PM
Been 5 minutes and we still dont have a link to the alabama town hall meeting that was just shown live from CNN where the first question up contained a train full of "HERPADERP Obama's a Kenyan WHYWONTUIMPEACH!?!"

Oh god so awesome.
 
2013-09-06 02:11:29 PM

UberDave: I've always wondered what happened to the chicken when they were done farking it...


Nadie_AZ: Senator Marble


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-06 02:13:32 PM
African Americans are to fried chicken as republicans are to....lead paint chips?
 
2013-09-06 02:13:58 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Colorado? You gotta be trolling.


Wow.
Sen Marble is from Colorado, when she says "down south" I think it's safe to say she doesn't mean "here".
 
2013-09-06 02:15:39 PM

Aar1012: UberDave: I've always wondered what happened to the chicken when they were done farking it...

That would require a belief that the GOP finishes farking the chicken


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 02:16:28 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Colorado African-American population 4%

Vicki Marble (R) - Ft. Collins. (African-American .6%)
Lori Saine (R) - Weld/Morgan Counties (African-American pop in Weld Co .56% African-American pop in Morgan Co .81%)

These women are racists.


So they are automatically racist because there is a low number of minorities living in their districts? On what planet does that make sense? I'm not saying that they're notracist. I think their words and actions point that out fairly clearly. I'm just wondering how you jump to the conclusion that they are racists simply by pointing out a demographic statistic.
 
2013-09-06 02:17:04 PM
Soliderpity.
 
2013-09-06 02:17:56 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Colorado African-American population 4%

Vicki Marble (R) - Ft. Collins. (African-American .6%)
Lori Saine (R) - Weld/Morgan Counties (African-American pop in Weld Co .56% African-American pop in Morgan Co .81%)

These women are racists.


You do realize that your argument is going to be laughably easy to shut down here, right? You need to know how to call out people you suspect are racists.
 
2013-09-06 02:23:08 PM

tallguywithglasseson: UrukHaiGuyz: Colorado? You gotta be trolling.

Wow.
Sen Marble is from Colorado, when she says "down south" I think it's safe to say she doesn't mean "here".


Ah, gotcha. I missed the original comment from Marble, I thought you were making a claim.

/I actually read TFA for once
//Derp is me
 
2013-09-06 02:24:28 PM

Nadie_AZ: What is the argument about blacks and poverty in Colorado? Why are these idiots doing this?


Haven't you heard?  The GOP is working on winning over those wimmins and darkies
 
2013-09-06 02:25:27 PM
I don't know. Popeye's is pretty good, I'd give her a pass.
 
2013-09-06 02:29:26 PM
For my intentionally obtuse fellow farkers.

As a resident of lily-white Colorado, I feel confident in expressing my belief that these women are racists. The fact that both are from areas with almost no black population and thus likely to have had very little contact with other cultures beyond Mexicans in service roles is a small piece of information that I believe supports this assertion. That they attempted to make a not-so-clever, thinly veiled racist statement involving fried chicken is another piece of evidence I used.

Racists in Colorado aren't the southern kind. These two know their constituency and are playing to it.
 
2013-09-06 02:32:53 PM
I have sent my Representative some Stinky Balls with the request that she keep them on her desk at the capitol.

Because lawmakers do that all the time.  It's just a coincidence that the chicken remark was so outrageously blown out of proporation at the last meeting and I'm bringing chicken today.   It's dinner. Simply an isolated incident.
 
2013-09-06 02:37:26 PM
I'm waiting for the other watermelon to drop.
 
2013-09-06 02:39:04 PM

Nadie_AZ: What is the argument about blacks and poverty in Colorado? Why are these idiots doing this?


They killed off all the Injuns, and need someone new to pick on.
 
2013-09-06 02:42:52 PM

Nadie_AZ: She's an idiot.

What is the argument about blacks and poverty in Colorado? Why are these idiots doing this?


You're asking questions you've already answered.
 
2013-09-06 02:43:46 PM
I am completely lost from that POS article. What was the original comment? Who the fark is swine and from what party?
 
2013-09-06 02:47:17 PM
Conservatives, when classy just won't do.
 
2013-09-06 02:48:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-06 02:53:47 PM
 
2013-09-06 03:01:18 PM

The Gentleman Caller: Ego edo infantia cattus:

Holy. Shiat.


Really!
That's got it all, doesn't it?
 
2013-09-06 03:02:21 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: [i.imgur.com image 120x80]


That's hilarious!
 
2013-09-06 03:08:28 PM

SisterMaryElephant: I have sent my Representative some Stinky Shwetty Balls with the request that she keep them on her desk at the capitol.

Because lawmakers do that all the time.  It's just a coincidence that the chicken remark was so outrageously blown out of proporation at the last meeting and I'm bringing chicken today.   It's dinner. Simply an isolated incident.

 
2013-09-06 03:09:23 PM
In what farking universe would anyone think that is appropriate?  WTF is the matter with people?
 
2013-09-06 03:13:46 PM
She should have brought cake. Or sushi.
 
2013-09-06 03:14:43 PM

Xythero: In what farking universe would anyone think that is appropriate?  WTF is the matter with people?


It's part of the Republican Outreach Program.
 
2013-09-06 03:15:42 PM
how's that outreach coming, GOP?
 
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