Diogenes: "They made me sell it, and I lost a lot of money, but you had to comply with the rules. It was an unpleasant surprise to me," he said.Geez...he should have just asked his buddy Sen. Coburn to arrange some more bribes for him.
Great_Milenko: For a guy who has an advanced degree, has started a couple of businesses, and has been elected to congress, he certainly is a big whiner.
Cyberluddite: My mom lives in Nevada (and I grew up there), and when he first ran for office I saw his commercials on TV while I was visiting my mom. The asshole ran a series of commercials in which he sat in front of a bunch of college-age apparent students, while dressed in a doctor's coat, pontificating about the issues of the day. I think these people with him in the ad also referred to him as "Doctor Ensign," IIRC, when addressing him. Most viewers assumed that he was a physician who taught med school classes and these were his students, rather than a veterinarian talking to a bunch of actors portraying students, as was actually the case.He's a special guy.
If you like these links, you'll love
The next best thing to UltraFark
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jan 23 2018 17:21:13
Runtime: 0.141 sec (141 ms)