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(Ottawa Citizen)   Hitler's ex-bodyguard dies at the age of 96. No word if he will be cremated or not   (ottawacitizen.com ) divider line
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2013-09-06 10:22:01 AM  
You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?
 
2013-09-06 10:23:59 AM  
I guess a bodyguard can't really get hit with war crimes charges since he is only standing near the leader and so long as he is not taking extra side work...

I just find that odd really!
 
2013-09-06 10:29:23 AM  

WTF Indeed: You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


Um, Franz Liebkind?
 
2013-09-06 10:31:11 AM  

WTF Indeed: You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


Glenn Beck?
 
2013-09-06 10:33:30 AM  
That seems like a boring job, at least the last 67 years.
 
2013-09-06 10:34:20 AM  

WTF Indeed: You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


Mike Godwin?
 
2013-09-06 10:53:16 AM  
"He was no brute. He was no monster. He was no superman,"

I agree with the third one, but I'm sure several million people in Europe are going to have to disagree with the rest.
 
2013-09-06 10:56:43 AM  
Have fun in hell nazi sum.
 
2013-09-06 10:57:02 AM  
He was never able to save Hitler from himself.

/the most dangerous adversary
 
2013-09-06 10:59:12 AM  

Red_Fox: Have fun in hell nazi sum.


drawception.com
 
2013-09-06 11:02:30 AM  
Hitler is going to flip out when he learns about this.
 
2013-09-06 11:47:16 AM  
He stayed away from questions of guilt or responsibility for the Holocaust, saying he knew nothing of the murder of six million Jews and that Hitler never brought up the Final Solution in his presence.

He also has a bridge he'd like to sale.  What a POS.
 
2013-09-06 11:49:52 AM  
What do you want to do tonight Boss?
Same thing we do every night Rochus, plan to take over the world.

bonfirejournal.com

Yeah, it's hot but not as hot as Rochus' new digs.
 
2013-09-06 11:53:44 AM  

marsgwar: He stayed away from questions of guilt or responsibility for the Holocaust, saying he knew nothing of the murder of six million Jews and that Hitler never brought up the Final Solution in his presence.

He also has a bridge he'd like to sale.  What a POS.


Eh, I'd say there's a good chance he's telling the truth.

Of course, he's leaving out the part about being such a good party member that he was in the SS.  And that means he bought into the whole jews=enemy and master race bit.
 
2013-09-06 11:56:08 AM  

groppet: "He was no brute. He was no monster. He was no superman,"

I agree with the third one, but I'm sure several million people in Europe are going to have to disagree with the rest.


Maybe this would be worth a read.

\There's apparently a Hannah Arendt movie.
\\I'm really kind of curious to see it.
 
2013-09-06 11:57:34 AM  

WTF Indeed: You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


Eva Braun
 
2013-09-06 12:01:27 PM  
Did he pass away peacfully in his Kampfy chair?
 
2013-09-06 12:03:47 PM  

WTF Indeed: You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


www.biography.com
 
2013-09-06 12:07:40 PM  
I've seen interviews with this guy. His stories are fascinating and help fill in gaps in history.
 
2013-09-06 12:12:08 PM  

cptjeff: groppet: "He was no brute. He was no monster. He was no superman,"

I agree with the third one, but I'm sure several million people in Europe are going to have to disagree with the rest.

Maybe this would be worth a read.

\There's apparently a Hannah Arendt movie.
\\I'm really kind of curious to see it.


My intrest has now been peaked as well. I've read stories on the trial, never heard of a book before.
 
2013-09-06 12:37:33 PM  

groppet: cptjeff: groppet: "He was no brute. He was no monster. He was no superman,"

I agree with the third one, but I'm sure several million people in Europe are going to have to disagree with the rest.

Maybe this would be worth a read.

\There's apparently a Hannah Arendt movie.
\\I'm really kind of curious to see it.

My intrest has now been peaked as well. I've read stories on the trial, never heard of a book before.


It's considered a pretty major work in political science and philosophy, and is still somewhat controversial. If you've ever heard the phrase, "The banality of evil", that's where it comes from.
 
2013-09-06 12:49:54 PM  
WTF Indeed
You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


Hitler's dog Blondie?
 
2013-09-06 12:55:59 PM  
Wait 'til Hitler finds out his body guard will live to 96.
 
2013-09-06 12:58:23 PM  
This guy was still alive.  We need to keep searching for Nazi war criminals.
 
2013-09-06 01:02:07 PM  

WTF Indeed: You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


Eric Bolling?
 
2013-09-06 01:48:04 PM  

WTF Indeed: You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


Prince Harry?
 
2013-09-06 02:08:15 PM  
I guess all that work made him free.
 
2013-09-06 02:08:25 PM  
Say what you want about Hitler, but he was the man that killed Hitler.
 
2013-09-06 02:29:21 PM  
So, is there a "Downfall" parody reacting to his death yet?
 
2013-09-06 03:03:44 PM  
I can be your long lost pal.
 
2013-09-06 03:06:57 PM  

groppet: intrest has now been peaked as well


piqued

/homophone nazi
//letting you get away with intrest...but the spelling SS may not be so kind
 
2013-09-06 03:16:08 PM  

WTF Indeed: You know who else thought Hitler was swell guy?


Thailand?
 
2013-09-06 03:25:26 PM  
According to his daughter, his wife was a Jewish woman, which "he refused to accept."
 
2013-09-06 03:36:53 PM  
I don't think he's really dead.

Probably just some gas.
 
2013-09-06 04:10:05 PM  
medius:

/homophone nazi

Let's leave the gays out of this, shall we?
 
2013-09-06 04:11:47 PM  

Stormin': medius:

/homophone nazi

Let's leave the gays out of this, shall we?


drawception.com
 
2013-09-06 06:47:50 PM  
"He was no brute. He was no monster. He was no superman," Misch said.

Kind of reminds me of another charismatic person that people are blindly following, who think
he is the savior of a nation, just like Germany did with Hitler in the 30's.

cdn.breitbart.com
 
2013-09-06 07:18:21 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-06 08:38:55 PM  

DarkVader: Of course, he's leaving out the part about being such a good party member that he was in the SS.  And that means he bought into the whole jews=enemy and master race bit.


Not really. He wasn't even a member of the NSDAP, and despite what you might have heard, the SS wasn't very picky with their members. Sure, they had an elite, but mostly they pretty much took everyone who wasn't Jewish and wanted to join.

And that Hitler wasn't a brute or monster in his presence... well, why should he? Does anyone really think dictators scream at their chairs and shout propaganda at their own staff all the time?
 
2013-09-06 09:35:11 PM  
I think he's lying about Hitler's suicide.
Also, he never heard the shot and the body was covered.
Scumbag got away.
 
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