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(Providence Journal)   You know your ATM network is low-budget when the guy who fills it carries a 'Make-A-Wish' duffel bag with $50k for filling the machines   (providencejournal.com) divider line 19
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3836 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Sep 2013 at 9:28 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-06 09:30:03 AM  
ATM network?

i1.ytimg.com

Kinky.
 
2013-09-06 09:31:46 AM  
Insurance scam.
 
2013-09-06 09:35:10 AM  
Sounds likee a scam.

Let me see the books.
 
2013-09-06 09:35:17 AM  
Looks like someone

(puts on sunglasses)

got their wish.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-09-06 09:44:52 AM  
If this wasn't an inside job, it was pretty damn clever. Usually criminals are dumber than a box of hammers, but this heist took a little planning and foresight.
 
2013-09-06 09:46:27 AM  
Inside job.  End of story.
 
2013-09-06 09:48:31 AM  
It looks like somebody was doing a little bar-bragging about how he's a rich businessman in the ATM industry
 
2013-09-06 09:51:19 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Sounds likee a scam.

Let me see the books.


Why would you have any reason to doubt a company named "Reliable Vault Services"?
 
2013-09-06 09:52:17 AM  
I bet the fire department would be interested that any idiot off the street could close the barrier and people would be stuck in there.
 
2013-09-06 09:56:32 AM  
You know your ATM network is low-budget a money-laundering operation when the guy who fills it carries a 'Make-A-Wish' duffel bag with $50k for filling the machines

FIFSubby
 
2013-09-06 09:56:50 AM  
This does not pass the smell test.

Who the hell leaves $50k in a vehicle across the street while they're servicing the ATM? What did he do, grab a couple of fat stacks and carry them into the store?

This guy is either dumb as hell or was expecting what happened.
 
2013-09-06 10:01:17 AM  
Good. Those private ATM companies rip people off every day, charging upwards of a $5-10 fee per transaction. I hope his insurance refuses to pay.
 
2013-09-06 10:16:29 AM  
Traffic cam photo of suspect:
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-06 10:27:21 AM  

mod3072: If this wasn't an inside job, it was pretty damn clever. Usually criminals are dumber than a box of hammers, but this heist took a little planning and foresight.


static.thepioneerwoman.com
 
2013-09-06 10:27:27 AM  
cache.downloads.moviesnxs.com
 
2013-09-06 10:56:08 AM  

carrion_luggage: Looks like someone


got their wish.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 
2013-09-06 12:14:49 PM  
50k is a lot higher than my budget...
 
2013-09-06 12:42:04 PM  
Maybe some terminally ill kid's dying wish was to rob an ATM truck
 
2013-09-06 04:00:29 PM  
AND a salami.
Follow me, Al.   Two salamis.
I think I'm starting to get your drift.  I think I had a loaf of bread in there, too.
 
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