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(Short List)   Coconut detained by Maldivian police on suspicion of vote-rigging. Lime still at large   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Maldives, Maldivian police, state religion, Sunni Islam  
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1653 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Sep 2013 at 9:36 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-06 09:41:45 AM  
The school, which is to be used as a polling station in forthcoming presidential elections, suspected that the coconut was an attempted use of 'fanditha' (black magic) to influence Guraidhoo voters.

I'm glad no one in America believes in crazy vote-rigging schemes...
2013-09-06 09:46:32 AM  
Ain't there nothing I can take?
2013-09-06 09:47:30 AM  
But how can this be?  I thought the lime was IN the coconut.
2013-09-06 09:48:32 AM  
Don't blame me I voted for Mounds.
2013-09-06 10:02:45 AM  
Can we create some sort of economic model based on coconuts?
2013-09-06 10:09:25 AM  
There just trying to get into the news so they can remind every one that.....
2013-09-06 10:10:30 AM  
Sounds like someone was practicing Fark Independent™ economics theory.
2013-09-06 12:13:57 PM  
and then you throw the can away.
2013-09-06 12:16:52 PM
Wanted for questioning
2013-09-06 01:27:59 PM  

urbangirl: But how can this be?  I thought the lime was IN the coconut.

Beat me to it.. by like five hours.
2013-09-06 01:38:05 PM  
I'm cool with it as long as its trial has a judge and jury of its peers...
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