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(Carlsbad Current Argus)   Police respond to a call about a naked prowler arrive to the neighborhood, but are only able to find a badly beaten naked man instead. Damn, he got away   (currentargus.com) divider line 15
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2013-09-06 09:21:09 AM  
Poor guy must've slipped off the curb.

Two or three times, maybe.
 
2013-09-06 09:21:16 AM  
why the heck are the defenders being detained?
 
2013-09-06 09:27:03 AM  
"Police found him early Thursday morning near a home where a caller had told a 911 dispatcher that a naked man had been caught watching the caller's teenage daughters through a window. "

Bastard is lucky Dad didn't kill him. I know quite a few dads out there who would have.
 
2013-09-06 09:27:21 AM  
Until I die, I will defend my right to run naked wherever the hell I please!

/Streaks the thread
 
2013-09-06 09:27:55 AM  
Shiat, I think the headline is badly beaten.
 
2013-09-06 09:40:26 AM  

kvinesknows: why the heck are the defenders being detained?


The proper punishment for being a Peeping Tom is not having three men beat you and then abandon you to die (which is a definite possibility, since he's currently in critical condition).
 
2013-09-06 09:49:39 AM  

Starry Heavens: kvinesknows: why the heck are the defenders being detained?

The proper punishment for being a Peeping Tom is not having three men beat you and then abandon you to die (which is a definite possibility, since he's currently in critical condition).


Yeah, I'm just going to have to go ahead and disagree with you here.
 
2013-09-06 09:51:27 AM  

Starry Heavens: kvinesknows: why the heck are the defenders being detained?

The proper punishment for being a Peeping Tom is not having three men beat you and then abandon you to die (which is a definite possibility, since he's currently in critical condition).


Yes, everyone knows Peeping Tom's punishment was to be blinded.
 
2013-09-06 09:54:59 AM  
Cue the Stand Your Ground vigilantes stage right.
 
2013-09-06 10:22:28 AM  
Some naked perverts are just fragile.  No big deal.
 
2013-09-06 11:32:59 AM  
Everyone knows you can't beat the pedo out of someone, you need to remove it from their soul with a large blade.  Then use chain and cinder blocks and place them in deep water, if they float their cured.
 
2013-09-06 11:52:05 AM  
"Naked man, Naked man, please go back to Naked land"

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=l_lHZ1ObSZY
 
2013-09-06 11:55:02 AM  

Starry Heavens: kvinesknows: why the heck are the defenders being detained?

The proper punishment for being a Peeping Tom is not having three men beat you and then abandon you to die (which is a definite possibility, since he's currently in critical condition).


Perhaps not, but it would be a reasonable expectation. Not sure if you have a teenaged daughter, but I do. Justice is meted out by the courts, not by angry fathers protecting their girls. If Tom survives the fathers, he gets a chance to get the proper punishment, as well. If.

Seriously, it's not hard to understand. If you're naked and peeping on a man's daughter, you probably should go ahead and hope that the cops find you first.
 
2013-09-06 12:13:10 PM  

stewbert: Starry Heavens: kvinesknows: why the heck are the defenders being detained?

The proper punishment for being a Peeping Tom is not having three men beat you and then abandon you to die (which is a definite possibility, since he's currently in critical condition).

Perhaps not, but it would be a reasonable expectation. Not sure if you have a teenaged daughter, but I do. Justice is meted out by the courts, not by angry fathers protecting their girls. If Tom survives the fathers, he gets a chance to get the proper punishment, as well. If.


I don't have a teenaged daughter, but I was one myself not that long ago. I can't imagine wanting someone murdered for looking in a window. Even if I did, it still seems wildly illegal, unless he was pointing a gun in the window.

/admittedly, I don't know New Mexico state law
 
2013-09-07 10:29:23 AM  
Peeping Toms just need to dress better.  Throw on a tux for better results.  Sport a top hat and monocle and you're golden.
 
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