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(WTSP)   Multiple off-campus apartments invaded, men tied up, women molested, party crashed and 25 people locked in a bedroom, shots fired, people injured...just a normal Thursday night in Florida [gunman still at large]   (wtsp.com) divider line 48
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2013-09-06 08:50:42 AM
This sounds like a job for SUPER ZIMMERMAN!!!!!
 
2013-09-06 08:51:55 AM
Now THAT'S a spree.
 
2013-09-06 08:53:14 AM
25 people at a party an none of them armed?
Not my kind of party.
 
2013-09-06 08:53:27 AM
FTFA: sexually battered

Why do I have the mental image of a Bukakee every time I hear that?
 
2013-09-06 08:53:38 AM

Coiled Hot 1: This sounds like a job for SUPER ZIMMERMAN!!!!!


Nah, this sounds like the work of a white guy.
 
2013-09-06 08:53:49 AM

Coiled Hot 1: This sounds like a job for SUPER ZIMMERMAN!!!!!


I admit it. I lol'd.
 
2013-09-06 08:54:08 AM
So the NSA has finally decided to break out their FEMA-funded shock troops?
 
2013-09-06 08:55:00 AM

AngryDragon: Now THAT'S a spree.


www.oldtimecandy.com
 
2013-09-06 08:58:34 AM

vudukungfu: 25 people at a party an none of them armed?
Not my kind of party.


Not only that but at least 3 other households and a random stranger on the street.  In Florida.  And the perp is a black guy!
But the media has been telling me that everyone in Florida is armed to the teeth, just waiting to stand their ground and shoot every black person they see after dark.  I just don't know what to believe anymore.
 
2013-09-06 08:59:20 AM
USF had better watch their students' behavior - something like this might be grounds for an invite to the SEC
 
2013-09-06 09:04:30 AM
He was probably just bored.
 
2013-09-06 09:04:43 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: FTFA: sexually battered

Why do I have the mental image of a Bukakee every time I hear that?


I see what you did there...
 
2013-09-06 09:07:03 AM
News Flash for actually stating race of the suspect?
 
2013-09-06 09:09:21 AM
Not one person resisted?

The group of 25 people didn't attempt to overpower the guy?

No attempts of self defense at all?

Gee thanks liberal indoctrination!
 
2013-09-06 09:09:24 AM

lokis_mentor: News Flash for actually stating race of the suspect?


Because Florida's had a problem singling out black dudes in the past?
 
2013-09-06 09:09:49 AM

lokis_mentor: News Flash for actually stating race of the suspect?


Racist.
 
2013-09-06 09:11:00 AM

Giltric: Not one person resisted?


We're not all streetfighters, Gil.
 
2013-09-06 09:12:19 AM

lokis_mentor: News Flash for actually stating race of the suspect?


News bylaw 101.4.82 section a)  If a "youth" suspect is involved in 3 or more separate violent felonies in a single evening, you are allowed to reassure everyone that its just a typical black guy, and not a terrorist.
 
2013-09-06 09:12:56 AM
Will this guy claim the bush doctrine defense as well
 
2013-09-06 09:12:56 AM
The Muthaship

Coiled Hot 1: This sounds like a job for SUPER ZIMMERMAN!!!!!

Nah, this sounds like the work of a white guy.


FTFA:
The suspect is described as a black male who entered the victims' apartment.

Good thing none of the victims did anything racist like defend themselves.
 
2013-09-06 09:13:01 AM
quick, post photos of him when he was still a 14 year old nerd.
 
2013-09-06 09:14:09 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why do I have the mental image of a Bukakee every time I hear that?


I immediately thought of the scene from Blood Diner with the blonde chick.

I'd post an image but I'm about 99.9% certain I won't be able to find one that's SFW without having to at least troll though a bunch of NSFW stills around it.
 
2013-09-06 09:15:00 AM

Giltric: Not one person resisted?

The group of 25 people didn't attempt to overpower the guy?

No attempts of self defense at all?

Gee thanks liberal indoctrination!


Amazing what 12 years of education preaching that resistance is futile does in the long run.
 
2013-09-06 09:15:34 AM

OnlyM3: The Muthaship

Coiled Hot 1: This sounds like a job for SUPER ZIMMERMAN!!!!!

Nah, this sounds like the work of a white guy.

FTFA:
The suspect is described as a black male who entered the victims' apartment.

Good thing none of the victims did anything racist like defend themselves.


Yeah, missed that on the first read.
 
2013-09-06 09:16:30 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: FTFA: sexually battered

Why do I have the mental image of a Bukakee every time I hear that?


And what is that, if it isn't rape? Did he just smack dat ass?
 
2013-09-06 09:18:01 AM

The Muthaship: Giltric: Not one person resisted?

We're not all streetfighters, Gil.


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of declining skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career before I started collecting disability. Skills that made me a nightmare for people like you back in the day. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you, once my sciatica stops acting up and the swelling in my knees goes away.
 
2013-09-06 09:18:13 AM

vudukungfu: 25 people at a party an none of them armed?
Not my kind of party.


just stick your d!ck in the mash potatos
 
2013-09-06 09:19:20 AM

Giltric: If you let my daughter go now


I will let her go in about....3 minutes.

/golf clap, by the way
 
2013-09-06 09:20:06 AM

The Muthaship: Giltric: If you let my daughter go now

I will let her go in about....3 minutes.

/golf clap, by the way


heh.
 
2013-09-06 09:22:30 AM
Really subby?

You don't say!!
 
2013-09-06 09:23:42 AM

vudukungfu: 25 people at a party an none of them armed?
Not my kind of party.


A lot of the places in that neighborhood are either university associated or otherwise subsidized housing.  I lived in the area in the late 80's and early 90's when I was still a youth, and it was declining then. Never was a bad neighboorhood, just a few bad actors in a blue collar neighborhood
 
2013-09-06 09:26:10 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: FTFA: sexually battered

Why do I have the mental image of a Bukakee every time I hear that?


Not sure if that would be assault or battery....

Generally battery means "caused harm" but sexual battery is exceedingly vague.  It could be anything from shoving them and hitting their bewbs to something much more nasty.
 
2013-09-06 09:26:47 AM
Subby, you forgot "women and children stampeded, and cattle raped."
 
2013-09-06 09:27:05 AM
This is not a repeat from 1978.
 
2013-09-06 09:27:35 AM
30 years ago that could have been Obama.
 
2013-09-06 09:36:41 AM
Sharksfan:
Generally battery means "caused harm" but sexual battery is exceedingly vague. It could be anything from shoving them and hitting their bewbs to something much more nasty.

Seems like it means "forcibly groped the genitals or anus".
 
2013-09-06 09:36:51 AM

gnosis301: Coiled Hot 1: This sounds like a job for SUPER ZIMMERMAN!!!!!

I admit it. I lol'd.


I lol'd too.
 
2013-09-06 09:40:06 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: FTFA: sexually battered

Why do I have the mental image of a Bukakee every time I hear that?


Next week: a student who buttered up her teacher.
 
2013-09-06 09:43:41 AM
Home invasions do happen, unlike what some keep claiming.

Lock your door and keep a gun in a small quick-access safe by your bedside.
 
2013-09-06 10:16:50 AM
they are advising students to "remain alert". If only there were some way these students could defend themselves from home invaders.
 
2013-09-06 10:34:45 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: FTFA: sexually battered

Why do I have the mental image of a Bukakee every time I hear that?


Tempura Women's Shelter?
 
2013-09-06 11:13:44 AM

AngryDragon: Amazing what 12 years of education preaching that resistance is futile does in the long run.


Pssh I've been hearing that resistance is futile for 23 years.
 
2013-09-06 11:14:55 AM

skozlaw: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why do I have the mental image of a Bukakee every time I hear that?

I immediately thought of the scene from Blood Diner with the blonde chick.

I'd post an image but I'm about 99.9% certain I won't be able to find one that's SFW without having to at least troll though a bunch of NSFW stills around it.


and?
 
2013-09-06 01:00:12 PM
But did he stick his penis in the mashed potatos?
 
2013-09-06 05:19:07 PM
sounds like he realized he was screwed from leaving his dna the first time around, so he decided to go out with a 'bang'.

/pictured a bukakee
//laughed when he shot at the bullet proof windows.
 
2013-09-06 06:30:51 PM
Nope, shiatbag has been killed, and nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-09-06 06:58:49 PM
Yo, keepin' it real, dawg.
 
2013-09-06 08:49:26 PM
This is the type of criminal that victims deserve to have a chance to violate and destroy themselves. Too bad this guy is already dead, but still, the victims can desecrate his body. It would be a great release of suffering for the victims. Can you imagine being molested and abused and you couldn't do anything about it because he can kill you anytime? Isn't it such a scary and crappy feeling? Don't you ever want revenge? Victims have the right to destroy the evil criminal.

We don't need pussy ass punishments like putting that guy in jail waiting for him to change his ways for the betterment of society. No. What we need is to give victims the chance to avenge themselves. Empower them by giving them the ability to torture and take away the criminal's life at any time.
 
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