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2013-09-06 09:41:25 AM

Nobody expects the...

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SURPRISE TAPIR BIRTHDAY SWIM PARTY!
 
2013-09-06 09:44:12 AM
A jaguar eats a crocodilian that eats piranhas and capybaras. How to make a Syfy film out of this?
 
2013-09-06 10:07:18 AM
Cool indeed.  That is a cat not to be farked with.
 
2013-09-06 10:34:22 AM
Nature is scary, yo!
 
2013-09-06 10:46:22 AM
Bad Kitty
 
2013-09-06 10:56:53 AM
Wow.  Survived an entire river.  Usually it's just a small amount of water that will short out the electronics of Jaguar.
 
2013-09-06 10:58:05 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Wow.  Survived an entire river.  Usually it's just a small amount of water that will short out the electronics of Jaguar.


Thread over. Shut off the lights on your way out.
 
2013-09-06 10:58:25 AM
Jaguars are bad-ass. They are large and powerful, not skinny and kinda wimpy-looking like cheetahs.
 
2013-09-06 10:59:10 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Wow.  Survived an entire river.  Usually it's just a small amount of water that will short out the electronics of Jaguar.


LOL
 
2013-09-06 10:59:36 AM
Now I know what a caiman is.
 
2013-09-06 10:59:42 AM
In nature, EVERYTHING is edible - Werner Herzog.
 
2013-09-06 10:59:49 AM
Hungry Kitty, rather than Bad Kitty.  Ze Way of Nature, red in tooth, claw & fang.  Caiman ought provide goodly number of meals for jaguar &  possible cubs.
 
2013-09-06 11:00:06 AM
What's a car doing in the river? Oh, you meant jaguar, Subby?
 
2013-09-06 11:01:23 AM
"Jaguar Attacks Caiman In Brazil's Pantanal Wetlands"... Pant-anal + wetlands... heh heh - heh heh heh...
 
2013-09-06 11:01:26 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Wow.  Survived an entire river.  Usually it's just a small amount of water that will short out the electronics of Jaguar.


I was trying to post a pic of a showroom of Jaguars up to their roofs in water, but fark kept tossing the url.

But I was going there.  Trying to....
 
2013-09-06 11:02:16 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-09-06 11:02:28 AM
That does not make me feel like I am at the top of the food chain. Very impressive.
 
2013-09-06 11:02:35 AM
JAGCAYNADO
 
2013-09-06 11:03:10 AM

ManateeGag: Nature is scary, yo!


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2013-09-06 11:03:30 AM
The Porsche didn't win?
 
2013-09-06 11:03:38 AM
Pretty badass.
 
2013-09-06 11:03:47 AM
Looks like the jag steered clear of any danger and got away with it.
 
2013-09-06 11:03:50 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-06 11:04:26 AM
i.huffpost.com
SOON

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SUPRIZE BUTTSEKS!
 
2013-09-06 11:05:16 AM

DrewFL: JAGCAYNADO


Finally defeated by mutant Capybaras, which then get eaten on Good Friday at a village BBQ hosted by Bruce Boxleitner.
 
2013-09-06 11:05:28 AM
Dang. I hope it wasn't the Caiman that I've been funneling money to.
 
Ant
2013-09-06 11:05:31 AM
Jaguar in water
classic-cars.kaiserpartner.com
 
2013-09-06 11:05:45 AM
And that's how the jaguar made off with Romney's money?
 
2013-09-06 11:06:03 AM
Caymans suck ass. Want a real Porsche? Skip the Cayenne, the Carerra, and the whatever the ugly-as-hell saloon is, and go straight for the 911 GT3.

Also, what the article fails to mention is that there was a strange-looking fellow in a white racing suit stalking the Jaaag with a loaf of bread.
 
2013-09-06 11:06:27 AM

hasty ambush: [imageshack.us image 800x533]


Yeah, about that. That's not a real Jag. It's not even British any more. Brit cars need Lucas somewhere under the bonnet.

www.autopictu.com
 
2013-09-06 11:08:08 AM
Now that was ninja!
 
2013-09-06 11:10:35 AM
Forest primeval.  Red in tooth and claw,
 
2013-09-06 11:11:27 AM
Good. Crocodiles and alligators are right pricks
 
2013-09-06 11:11:41 AM
I used to own a large caiman, and they are (like most reptiles) extremely strong for their size. They are also irritable and aggressive, more like crocs than alligators who are pretty docile. 150lbs of caiman is a dangerous kill for that jaguar, but I guess he likes the taste or the challenge. Amazing!
 
2013-09-06 11:12:23 AM

Cormee: Good. Crocodiles and alligators are right pricks


How do you feel about caimans?
 
2013-09-06 11:12:52 AM
They also eat anacondas
 
2013-09-06 11:13:12 AM

Publikwerks: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x436]


THAT'S IT!
 
TWX
2013-09-06 11:13:15 AM

Claude Ballse: hasty ambush: [imageshack.us image 800x533]

Yeah, about that. That's not a real Jag. It's not even British any more. Brit cars need Lucas somewhere under the bonnet.

[www.autopictu.com image 640x480]


Why don't the British build computers?

Because they haven't figured out how to make 'em <b>leak oil</b> yet!
 
2013-09-06 11:15:01 AM
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
 
2013-09-06 11:16:03 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Cormee: Good. Crocodiles and alligators are right pricks

How do you feel about caimans?


Pricks as well.

They're all pricks
 
2013-09-06 11:16:36 AM

Ty Webb: Now I know what a caiman is.


Picture of what a K-Man might look like:

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2013-09-06 11:20:01 AM

Target Builder: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...


Hungry kitty, angry kitty, grrr, grrr, grrr.
 
2013-09-06 11:21:08 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Target Builder: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

Hungry kitty, angry kitty, grrr, grrr, grrr.


*well done*
 
2013-09-06 11:21:57 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Wow.  Survived an entire river.  Usually it's just a small amount of water that will short out the electronics of Jaguar.


You made snot come out of my nose
 
2013-09-06 11:22:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

IMHO, The battle at Kruger still wins for most amazing wild animal interaction.
 
Ant
2013-09-06 11:22:47 AM

maram500: Caymans suck ass. Want a real Porsche? Skip the Cayenne, the Carerra, and the whatever the ugly-as-hell saloon is, and go straight for the 911 GT3.

Also, what the article fails to mention is that there was a strange-looking fellow in a white racing suit stalking the Jaaag with a loaf of bread.


I like the Cayman S.
 
2013-09-06 11:23:02 AM

Publikwerks: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x436]


Unless I am mistaken, those are all Land Rovers, not Jaguars.  They're probably still running.
 
2013-09-06 11:25:12 AM
You dont attack caimangators you
i73.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-06 11:25:44 AM
An asteroid did not kill the dinosaurs.  Cats did.
 
2013-09-06 11:25:46 AM

Deedeemarz: 150lbs of caiman is a dangerous kill for that jaguar, but I guess he likes the taste or the challenge. Amazing!


I was gonna say, that didn't look like a starving, desperate animal. That looked like a jaguar saying, "You know, I want me some caiman for lunch. Oh, look, there's a nice fat caiman. Get into my nom cave, lunch."
 
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