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(Toronto Star)   Baby survives seven-storey fall from balcony, and in possibly related news, empty space pod discovered on Kansas farm   (thestar.com) divider line 56
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2013-09-06 09:46:55 AM
The boy's uncle identified him Wednesday as Mohamed Adbullah. Hasan Khan, who lives down the hall from the family, said he often saw him and his twin brother running and playing in the hallway.

In that case, perhaps the child was pushed.
 
2013-09-06 09:55:59 AM
They don't call them "bouncing baby boys" for nothing
 
2013-09-06 11:15:40 AM
I guess there will be no tears in heaven.
 
2013-09-06 11:19:04 AM
Children need to learn about gravity at an early age. Preferably right after dynamite lessons.

\ I miss you dad!
 
2013-09-06 11:20:28 AM
So I wondered if I've been spelling "story" incorrectly all these years, but it turns out Fark is just inundated with furriners.
 
2013-09-06 11:21:31 AM

Amish Tech Support: Children need to learn about gravity at an early age. Preferably right after dynamite lessons.

\ I miss you dad!


Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

/funnier if you're old enough to remember the original.
 
2013-09-06 11:21:34 AM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.


I am such a bad person for laughing at that.
 
2013-09-06 11:21:48 AM
Muhammad Rizwan, a friend of the family who lives in the apartment across from them at 43 Thorncliffe Dr., said the whole building was shaken by Wednesday evening's accident.

If you want to say that the kid's too fat just man up and say he's too fat.
 
2013-09-06 11:22:34 AM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.


Heeeeeeheheheheeee
 
2013-09-06 11:23:05 AM
The entire building was shaken. Must have been a fat kid.
 
2013-09-06 11:25:55 AM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.


So would you like 1st class or the economy package on this flight to hell?

/laughing so hard now
 
2013-09-06 11:26:20 AM
Refresh should also be my friend.
 
2013-09-06 11:32:18 AM
Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.
 
2013-09-06 11:32:26 AM
A few years back there was a story about a kid that fell several stories and lanced on some soggy lawn flat on his back and the turf perfectly cushioned his fall.  The article included a picture of the ground with a comical cartoonish kid shaped impression in the ground.

I really wish I still had that pic.
 
2013-09-06 11:32:33 AM
He survived because he landed on the extra "e".
 
2013-09-06 11:35:38 AM
Thaet wase as saed storey.
 
2013-09-06 11:38:56 AM

uncleacid: Refresh should also be my friend.


We're all friends here!  (Except for that one guy)
 
2013-09-06 11:40:43 AM

vudukungfu: Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.


I wasn't allowed to listen to Dr. Demento because "demento" sounds a little too close to "demon".
Yeah, I grew up in that house.
/CSB
 
2013-09-06 11:42:11 AM
 1.bp.blogspot.com
Very interested in this story.
 
2013-09-06 11:42:59 AM

Fark In The Duck: Thaet wase as saed storey.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-06 11:46:57 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: vudukungfu: Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.

I wasn't allowed to listen to Dr. Demento because "demento" sounds a little too close to "demon".
Yeah, I grew up in that house.
/CSB


I wasn't allowed to listen because it was on between midnight and 2 am Monday morning. Of course I had a little radio that I snuck under the covers with me, and listened anyway.  I fell asleep in class nearly every Monday. Totally worth it.
 
2013-09-06 11:51:58 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-06 11:53:04 AM
I remember reading a few years back about a child who fell from the 8th floor of a building and survived...but that's a whole 'nuther story...
 
2013-09-06 11:54:10 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Muhammad Rizwan, a friend of the family who lives in the apartment across from them at 43 Thorncliffe Dr., said the whole building was shaken by Wednesday evening's accident.

If you want to say that the kid's too fat just man up and say he's too fat.


Came here to say "That's one big baby."  Glad to see it's already been covered.
 
2013-09-06 11:58:48 AM
The extra "e" probably broke his fall.
 
2013-09-06 12:03:12 PM

namegoeshere: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: vudukungfu: Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.

I wasn't allowed to listen to Dr. Demento because "demento" sounds a little too close to "demon".
Yeah, I grew up in that house.
/CSB

I wasn't allowed to listen because it was on between midnight and 2 am Monday morning. Of course I had a little radio that I snuck under the covers with me, and listened anyway.  I fell asleep in class nearly every Monday. Totally worth it.


Yeah, I had a little transistor radio with an earpiece and I would do the same thing.
We should go shopping for lap blankets and split a bowl of milk toast some time.
 
2013-09-06 12:04:51 PM
Space pod?
 
2013-09-06 12:05:44 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: vudukungfu: Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.

I wasn't allowed to listen to Dr. Demento because "demento" sounds a little too close to "demon".
Yeah, I grew up in that house.
/CSB

I wasn't allowed to listen because it was on between midnight and 2 am Monday morning. Of course I had a little radio that I snuck under the covers with me, and listened anyway.  I fell asleep in class nearly every Monday. Totally worth it.

Yeah, I had a little transistor radio with an earpiece and I would do the same thing.
We should go shopping for lap blankets and split a bowl of milk toast some time.


LOL : )
 
2013-09-06 12:07:30 PM
With great power; comes great responsibility.
 
2013-09-06 12:07:32 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Muhammad Rizwan, a friend of the family who lives in the apartment across from them at 43 Thorncliffe Dr., said the whole building was shaken by Wednesday evening's accident.

If you want to say that the kid's too fat just man up and say he's too fat.


Well, there's MY inappropriate out-loud laughter for the day.
 
2013-09-06 12:07:38 PM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.


You bastard.  I'm gonna have that song in my head for the rest of the day now.

/where's my Meshuggah CD?
 
2013-09-06 12:07:38 PM
Eric Clapton wonders where his kid went wrong... too soon?
 
2013-09-06 12:08:34 PM
www.musicnotes.com
 
2013-09-06 12:09:00 PM
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches.
 
2013-09-06 12:11:56 PM

stuhayes2010: Space pod?


I believe it looked like this:
www.superman1978.com
/hot like atmospheric entry
 
2013-09-06 12:15:32 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Muhammad Rizwan, a friend of the family who lives in the apartment across from them at 43 Thorncliffe Dr., said the whole building was shaken by Wednesday evening's accident.

If you want to say that the kid's too fat just man up and say he's too fat.


I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the charming fellow gonna do? He's Samoan.
 
2013-09-06 12:27:48 PM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.


Dammit.
 
2013-09-06 12:41:42 PM
Found on top of a flattened, exasperated cat?
 
2013-09-06 12:57:17 PM
Kal-El you say!
 
2013-09-06 01:16:10 PM
www.obit-mag.com
 
2013-09-06 01:18:18 PM

FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.


Aaaaannnnd we're done here. There are no more internets left because you just won them all.
 
2013-09-06 01:33:36 PM

I want your skull: FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.

Aaaaannnnd we're done here. There are no more internets left because you just won them all.


I hope your handle is in reference to the Misfits.  I love you if that's the case.
 
2013-09-06 01:37:57 PM
And now for the lyrical genius of Anal C*nt:

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's farking gay.

Your, father is the fourth worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of hearing his farking gay songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's farking gay.

You knew you'd end up getting beaten up in school
Because your dad's songs sucked so farking bad
You were sick of hearing 'You look Wonderful Tonight'
So you jumped out a really high up window.

Sometimes I wish you didn't die
Because I hate that song 'Tears in Heaven'
I was glad you died until he wrote that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay.
 
2013-09-06 01:38:27 PM

vudukungfu: Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.


Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

/my, what nice lawns we have
 
2013-09-06 01:51:02 PM

FarkedOver: I want your skull: FarkedOver: I guess there will be no tears in heaven.

Aaaaannnnd we're done here. There are no more internets left because you just won them all.

I hope your handle is in reference to the Misfits.  I love you if that's the case.


Did it conjure up visions of corpses all hanging headless and limp?

/yes it is
 
2013-09-06 02:08:04 PM

FarkedOver: And now for the lyrical genius of Anal C*nt:

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's farking gay.

Your, father is the fourth worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of hearing his farking gay songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's farking gay.

You knew you'd end up getting beaten up in school
Because your dad's songs sucked so farking bad
You were sick of hearing 'You look Wonderful Tonight'
So you jumped out a really high up window.

Sometimes I wish you didn't die
Because I hate that song 'Tears in Heaven'
I was glad you died until he wrote that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay.


The man was truly a genius. He's shooting up with GG now.
 
2013-09-06 02:11:51 PM

I want your skull: The man was truly a genius. He's shooting up with GG now.


You're going to be favorited.  It just has to happen.
 
2013-09-06 02:24:58 PM

FarkedOver: I want your skull: The man was truly a genius. He's shooting up with GG now.

You're going to be favorited.  It just has to happen.


Your comments already appear in blue thanks to your comment up thread.
 
2013-09-06 02:36:04 PM

vudukungfu: Barrel of shaving cream not available for comment.


Thank god someone else thought of that
 
2013-09-06 03:27:41 PM

degenerate-afro: stuhayes2010: Space pod?

I believe it looked like this:
[www.superman1978.com image 297x220]
/hot like atmospheric entry


I always liked the way they did this Ship better:

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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