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(CNet Australia)   After a while, the sound of the cicadas becomes oppressive. The goat doesn't move. The sunlight feels like a hot weight. Weary of petting, we turn to explore the world   (cnet.com.au) divider line 26
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2013-09-06 02:20:31 AM  
Amazing review. I wonder when the obligatory MLG 420 noscope trailer will come out?
 
2013-09-06 09:39:47 AM  
Cicadas can be loud as fark, and they make that racket for hours on end.
 
2013-09-06 09:40:13 AM  
i petted a baby goat in real life yesterday. it as way cuter than this thing.
 
2013-09-06 09:42:07 AM  
And here I was, all set to turn this headline into an Evangelion reference, when I found out that TFA kind of does that for me already.
 
2013-09-06 09:43:35 AM  
The terrorists will use this to pet goats into our cities.
 
2013-09-06 09:47:06 AM  
I assumed the headline was the result of some hipster poetry generator.

After reading the article didn't change my mind much.

Then the cicadas fell silent,
 
2013-09-06 09:53:26 AM  
That review gave me a sense of foreboding. Perhaps it was a metaphor on man's quest for meaning in a world stripped bare of iconic referents.
 
2013-09-06 09:55:37 AM  
You can't even FEED THE FARKING GOAT!!! TYPICAL!!! I'VE WAITED 18 MONTHS LOKKINGFORWARD TO PLAYING THIS AND WE STILL END UP WITH THIS STEAMING PILE OF UNFINISHED GARBAGE?!??! ONE MORE GAME DEVELOPER WHO OBVIOUSLY DOESNT GIVE A shiat ABOUT THEIR PLAYER BASE!! GHAAAAAH!!!

/going back to Goat Toucher 2
//graphics were shiat but they know what players wanted
 
2013-09-06 09:56:14 AM  
WTF did I just read? Seriously, it's far too early in the morning for existential bullshiat. I need 14 or 27 beers in me first.
 
2013-09-06 09:58:26 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Cicadas can be loud as fark, and they make that racket for hours on end.


Ugh. So true. Hate those farkers. Hearing them fall from the sky dead can be quite startling too when they make a nice crunchy splat on the pavement.
 
2013-09-06 10:05:33 AM  
Ok, raise your hand if you thought that was a Bill Bryson quote...


/guy has a way of telling a story
//loved his mountain trek one, can't remember the name now
 
2013-09-06 10:11:58 AM  
The last few times I went to a petting zoo they ran me out. Something about " indecency" and " public nudity".
This may be a safer way for me to unite with nature.
 
2013-09-06 10:13:13 AM  
the main backers

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-06 10:25:02 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-06 10:26:43 AM  
WTF?
 
2013-09-06 10:31:25 AM  
That was like a David Lynch movie. I loved the shiat out of every word.
 
2013-09-06 10:33:30 AM  

neongoats: That was like a David Lynch movie. I loved the shiat out of every word.


This^

*looks at Fark handle*

Now I feel weird.
 
2013-09-06 10:34:31 AM  

LeroyB: I assumed the headline was the result of some hipster poetry generator.


Just read the first sentence of each Fark comment.
 
2013-09-06 10:35:21 AM  

Resident Muslim: Ok, raise your hand if you thought that was a Bill Bryson quote...


/guy has a way of telling a story
//loved his mountain trek one, can't remember the name now


A Walk in the Woods.

/really liked that one
//but couldn't finish A Brief History of Nearly Everything
 
2013-09-06 10:36:52 AM  

megarian: neongoats: That was like a David Lynch movie. I loved the shiat out of every word.

This^

*looks at Fark handle*

Now I feel weird.


*cicadas*
 
2013-09-06 11:10:11 AM  
This is why you don't smoke white widow before playing goat simulator.  Granted, it could be worse.  He could have taken bath salts and we could be reading a story about a man shouting bible verses and holding a goat's head.
 
2013-09-06 11:53:45 AM  
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2013-09-06 12:25:15 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Cicadas can be loud as fark, and they make that racket for hours on end.


The last time they were here there was this bunch of trees by where I was working. The trees were covered in them, the noise sounded like a full stadium. This summer I have only heard a few outside my window, it isnt so bad and it reminds me of lazy summer days as a kid.
 
2013-09-06 03:48:53 PM  

patrick767: Resident Muslim: Ok, raise your hand if you thought that was a Bill Bryson quote...


/guy has a way of telling a story
//loved his mountain trek one, can't remember the name now

A Walk in the Woods.

/really liked that one
//but couldn't finish A Brief History of Nearly Everything


That's the one.

If memory serves my right, I read another one but couldn't finish the third as well.


/poorly written sentence is poorly written but my mind is in hiatus.
 
2013-09-06 06:17:57 PM  
The petting of the brown goats of autumn
Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
 
2013-09-06 06:21:26 PM  

Mikey1969: WTF did I just read? Seriously, it's far too early in the morning for existential bullshiat. I need 14 or 27 beers in me first.


kabylia.files.wordpress.com

Ah, do you need 14 or 27 beers in ze morning to keep you from keeling yourzelf, my frien'?  Eh, bien.
 
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