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(Oregon Live)   Police officer paralyzed by falling tree returns to work in wheelchair, braces for onslaught of "Family Guy" jokes   (oregonlive.com) divider line 15
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2013-09-06 10:18:34 AM  
Sweet! Can't wait for the next installment of Wheels & The Legman

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2013-09-06 10:19:43 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-06 10:22:36 AM  
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/That's he's back on the job
 
2013-09-06 10:26:13 AM  
Holy crip, he's a crapple.
 
2013-09-06 10:29:37 AM  
Yes, I did in fact giggle at the headline. And yes, I'm going to hell (for things a lot worse than laughing at a guy more crippled than myself). But if handicapped people can't laugh at themselves, then who can we laugh at? God knows I've been called "Dr House" more than a few times--and the flame cane doesn't help to deter people.

I say good on this policeman, not only for going back to work but for going back to the job he signed up for.

/He's got a job with the police
//A desk job, that is
///He can be a desk
////Window seat, please
 
2013-09-06 10:33:46 AM  
How can be be a member of the Crips and a cop at the same time?
 
2013-09-06 10:57:45 AM  
Unavailable for comment...

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2013-09-06 11:11:35 AM  
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2013-09-06 11:43:56 AM  
On Nov. 19, Meyer was paralyzed from the waist down. A 110-foot tree snapped, striking him on the head and upper back as he was doing ATV training drills on Hayden Island.

Does Portland really need an ATV division, or does this just sound like fun?
 
2013-09-06 12:06:55 PM  
A Portland cop can afford an Audi.
 
2013-09-06 12:37:00 PM  

liam76: Does Portland really need an ATV division, or does this just sound like fun?


For Portland I can see it's need. Portland is completely surrounded by State parks that are fairly thick. If someone gets reported missing, using an ATV would help them to deploy faster along the grounds for S&R.
 
2013-09-06 12:38:03 PM  

Arsten: along the grounds


Along the  trails, consarnit.
 
2013-09-06 01:03:57 PM  

maram500: Yes, I did in fact giggle at the headline. And yes, I'm going to hell (for things a lot worse than laughing at a guy more crippled than myself). But if handicapped people can't laugh at themselves, then who can we laugh at? God knows I've been called "Dr House" more than a few times--and the flame cane doesn't help to deter people.

I say good on this policeman, not only for going back to work but for going back to the job he signed up for.

/He's got a job with the police
//A desk job, that is
///He can be a desk
////Window seat, please


We have a doctor here who is a dead ringer for Dr. House. All he needs is the cane and a surly disposition.
 
2013-09-06 06:39:50 PM  

LoneWolf343: maram500: Yes, I did in fact giggle at the headline. And yes, I'm going to hell (for things a lot worse than laughing at a guy more crippled than myself). But if handicapped people can't laugh at themselves, then who can we laugh at? God knows I've been called "Dr House" more than a few times--and the flame cane doesn't help to deter people.

I say good on this policeman, not only for going back to work but for going back to the job he signed up for.

/He's got a job with the police
//A desk job, that is
///He can be a desk
////Window seat, please

We have a doctor here who is a dead ringer for Dr. House. All he needs is the cane and a surly disposition.


I have a surly disposition, am losing my hair, and am of the opinion that everyone lies. I am 30lbs and about six inches from being a nephrologist and infectious disease specialist, apparently.
 
2013-09-06 08:07:29 PM  
The last person I'd make jokes about is a cop mean enough to return to work after having a tree fall on him.
 
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