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(Daily Mail)   The 'sex' tape that got Kim Jong-un's ex-girlfriend executed is actually kind of a letdown   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2013-09-06 01:33:36 AM
Does this guy have the smallest dick in the world, or what?
 
2013-09-06 01:45:47 AM
This my shocked face
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2013-09-06 01:51:56 AM
I figure it's probably more that she broke up with him.
 
2013-09-06 01:58:06 AM
Also China isn't really Best Korea's ally.

China just doesn't want millions of starving norks streaming over the border.

Which is why they have a massive military buildup along that border.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-06 08:36:48 AM

Asa Phelps: Also China isn't really Best Korea's ally.

China just doesn't want millions of starving norks streaming over the border.

Which is why they have a massive military buildup along that border.


I think it's more that they want a buffer between them and South Korea.
 
2013-09-06 08:56:16 AM
I don't blame Kim, I've had enough of this K Pop stuff myself.

If I was a ruthless dictator with ultimate power over the music scene, I would have executed Pitbull and One Direction a long time ago.
 
2013-09-06 09:35:37 AM
If that's a sex tape I guess actual North Korea sex must be something like taking piano lessons from grandma.
 
2013-09-06 10:36:35 AM

edmo: If that's a sex tape I guess actual North Korea sex must be something like taking piano lessons from grandma.


Go on...
 
2013-09-06 10:37:03 AM
Twelve singers, musicians and dancers from two pop groups are said to have been executed on August 20.

So, no reunion tour, eh? Enless you want to go the Lynyrd Skynyrd route.
 
2013-09-06 10:37:43 AM
Executing Bad Actors, Bad Dancers And Bad Musicians . . . Dude might be on to sumpin . . .
 
2013-09-06 10:37:46 AM

edmo: If that's a sex tape I guess actual North Korea sex must be something like taking piano lessons from grandma.


"Don't just use your fingers! Use your wrists!" *smacks hand with ruler*

/getting strangest boner right now
 
Ant
2013-09-06 10:38:27 AM
Somebody needs to smack this kid. Hard.
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2013-09-06 10:38:32 AM

vpb: Asa Phelps: Also China isn't really Best Korea's ally.

China just doesn't want millions of starving norks streaming over the border.

Which is why they have a massive military buildup along that border.

I think it's more that they want a buffer between them and South Korea.


Why not Both?
 
2013-09-06 10:39:15 AM

Nothing To See Here: Executing Bad Actors, Bad Dancers And Bad Musicians . . . Dude might be on to sumpin . . .


Right after we start executing bad audiences...

/hecklers first
 
2013-09-06 10:39:41 AM

edmo: If that's a sex tape I guess actual North Korea sex must be something like taking piano lessons from grandma.


Hey, the bad analogies thread was yesterday.
 
2013-09-06 10:40:03 AM
I bet it was because Rodman boffed her.
 
2013-09-06 10:41:44 AM
FTFA: :He is said to have ... had a minister executed by mortar round for showing disrespect by drinking during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death.

Mortar round?  Hard core...
 
2013-09-06 10:42:04 AM
Maybe date fewer psychopaths in the future and you'll get executed less.
 
2013-09-06 10:42:30 AM
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Comrades of the Glorious People's Republic!  Let it be know that any woman who does a porn film and does not give me a private screening will be executed by firing squad!
 
2013-09-06 10:43:15 AM

Asa Phelps: China just doesn't want millions of starving norks streaming over the border.


The word "Norks" makes me think of a cartoon ripoff of the Smurfs.

"We're the Norks and we live together in peace in Norkland! Papa Jongun protects the village from the evil Uncle Sam, who lives in an enchanted tower with his dog Wolfgang. He's always trying to steal our Norkberries, but we defeat him with the power of love! Norkeldoodles!"
 
2013-09-06 10:44:04 AM
He is said to have purged his stepmother from her position as a senior official in the ruling party to show his absolute power and had a minister executed by mortar round for showing disrespect by drinking during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death.


Classy. Just stand here in this field. There will probably be a mortar round that will fall behind you and another that might fall in front of you. But no more. Just those two. (to the mortar crew) Okay kids. Two to range and then fire for effect.

and or.

We killed that guy exactly as you said boss.

You shot him with one bullet?

Uh no. We thought you said "kill him with one bullet, no. Mortar.

I said "Kill him with one bullet, no more!"
 
2013-09-06 10:44:56 AM

Ant: Somebody needs to smack this kid. Hard.

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Artist's depiction of Kim Jong-un.
 
2013-09-06 10:45:00 AM
I'll never understand just how crazy and evil North Korea is.  I can understand wanting to be a dictator and holding on to power, but to just go around whacking people for trivial reasons is freaking insane.  And they've been doing this for 60 years.
 
2013-09-06 10:45:24 AM

vernonFL: I don't blame Kim, I've had enough of this K Pop stuff myself.

If I was a ruthless dictator with ultimate power over the music scene, I would have executed Pitbull and One Direction a long time ago.


I would like to apply for citizenship in your new regime.
 
2013-09-06 10:46:17 AM

Baron Harkonnen: Asa Phelps: China just doesn't want millions of starving norks streaming over the border.

The word "Norks" makes me think of a cartoon ripoff of the Smurfs.

"We're the Norks and we live together in peace in Norkland! Papa Jongun protects the village from the evil Uncle Sam, who lives in an enchanted tower with his dog Wolfgang. He's always trying to steal our Norkberries, but we defeat him with the power of love! Norkeldoodles!"


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Reality beat ya to it by 20 years.
 
2013-09-06 10:46:18 AM
It makes me sick to think about how people have absolute power over other people.  We all come into this world the same way and go out the same way. With nothing.  How over the centuries people have on their own, elevated other people to positions of power or exaltedness is so bizzare to me. The whole concept of kings, queens, dictators, etc. that have absolute power over whether a person lives or dies just makes no sense to me.  maybe it's just me.
 
2013-09-06 10:46:54 AM
It's such a shame Kim Jong Nam didn't take power. Things would be so different.
 
2013-09-06 10:47:02 AM
Chinese media identified this dancer as Hyon but reports are almost impossible to verify

That's because they all look the same.
 
2013-09-06 10:47:51 AM

vpb: Asa Phelps: Also China isn't really Best Korea's ally.

China just doesn't want millions of starving norks streaming over the border.

Which is why they have a massive military buildup along that border.

I think it's more that they want a buffer between them and South Korea.


Not to mention the American troops IN South Korea, and the trade inroads that would allow espionage inroads if there was a way to get to China by ground.

And I suspect they see value in having someone who is even worse than they are at human rights and general evil.
 
2013-09-06 10:48:08 AM

airplane_mech2: It makes me sick to think about how people have absolute power over other people.  We all come into this world the same way and go out the same way. With nothing.  How over the centuries people have on their own, elevated other people to positions of power or exaltedness is so bizzare to me. The whole concept of kings, queens, dictators, etc. that have absolute power over whether a person lives or dies just makes no sense to me.  maybe it's just me.


That's why guns are so awesome.
 
2013-09-06 10:49:28 AM
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2013-09-06 10:50:35 AM

vernonFL: I don't blame Kim, I've had enough of this K Pop stuff myself.


Her tape beat  Jong-un Style on the Best Korea charts.
 
2013-09-06 10:50:40 AM

airplane_mech2: The whole concept of kings, queens, dictators, etc. that have absolute power over whether a person lives or dies just makes no sense to me.  maybe it's just me.


I don't get the people who are actually doing the killing or abusing of "political prisoners". They do terrible things to other people just because some guy you never met said these people are subhuman.
 
2013-09-06 10:51:48 AM
It worked just fine for me!
 
2013-09-06 10:53:17 AM

Satanic_Hamster: I'll never understand just how crazy and evil North Korea is.  I can understand wanting to be a dictator and holding on to power, but to just go around whacking people for trivial reasons is freaking insane.  And they've been doing this for 60 years.


Not that weird or that new.  She was a skeleton in his closet (as opposed to the ones he puts out on display for effect) during a period when he is still consolidating power and establishing that yes, he IS his fathers son and NO, he is not going to get played or manipulated.  Big dog bark.
 
2013-09-06 10:55:08 AM

Headso: airplane_mech2: The whole concept of kings, queens, dictators, etc. that have absolute power over whether a person lives or dies just makes no sense to me.  maybe it's just me.

I don't get the people who are actually doing the killing or abusing of "political prisoners". They do terrible things to other people just because some guy you never met said these people are subhuman.


I think we're all capable of that kind of abuse, it seems hardwired into our species be able to dehumanize humans not of our tribe. Stanford prison experiment.
 
2013-09-06 10:56:29 AM
To be fair people say NK is stuck in the 50's, in the 50's that video would be considered pornographic.

Did anybody else catch this

Because Kim's wife, Ri Sol-ju,  was once a member of the same group as the executed singer, North Korea analysts suggested that she might have given her consent to the execution.

Jesus Christ Kim, don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-09-06 10:57:25 AM

airplane_mech2: It makes me sick to think about how people have absolute power over other people.  We all come into this world the same way and go out the same way. With nothing.  How over the centuries people have on their own, elevated other people to positions of power or exaltedness is so bizzare to me. The whole concept of kings, queens, dictators, etc. that have absolute power over whether a person lives or dies just makes no sense to me.  maybe it's just me.


Well, leaders get things done.  A group without a leader is just a dinner party for the most part.  For any group to accomplish anything in a timely manner a leader must be established.  It's the natural order of things in any group of animals.  It's a very successful trait for survival.  However, it is very strange what has happened in NK.  It is difficult for me to reconcile the population of NK choosing to live under that system rather than die for change.  Though NK has circumvented that in their methods of punishment of dissent by not only torturing you and forcing you into manual labor etc. but they go after your family and anyone who has ever had anything to do with you.  It's not barbaric, but the full evolution of that style of civilization.
 
2013-09-06 10:57:39 AM

Ant: Somebody needs to smack this kid. Hard.
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Like you wouldn't be the one begging to pull the trigger if you had Beiber in the sights? He can not only recognize a lack of talent, he can do something about it.
 
2013-09-06 10:58:19 AM
Without facing trial Hyon, said to be 28, and other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups were marched in front of a firing squad and gunned down while their families and other members of the groups were ordered to watch.


Proof that even North Korea can have some great ideas.
 
2013-09-06 10:58:57 AM
Me thinks that the wife told him to have her killed.
 
2013-09-06 10:59:06 AM

SevenizGud: Maybe date fewer psychopaths in the future and you'll get executed less.


"Hi, my dad's the absolute ruler of our great nation.  Want to go out?"
"...Yes, obviously.  My loins burn for you, I suppose."

I'd say that refusing to date the son of a brutal dictator is fraught with hazards, as well.
 
2013-09-06 10:59:07 AM
Alright, FARKers. It's Choose your own Troll time.

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or

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2013-09-06 11:04:01 AM

airplane_mech2: It makes me sick to think about how people have absolute power over other people.  We all come into this world the same way and go out the same way. With nothing.  How over the centuries people have on their own, elevated other people to positions of power or exaltedness is so bizzare to me. The whole concept of kings, queens, dictators, etc. that have absolute power over whether a person lives or dies just makes no sense to me.  maybe it's just me.


Makes perfect sense to me. Human beings like to be in a group setting and to be led. We are not naturally isolated creatures nor do we prefer total independence from others. When you have this type of mindset it is only natural there is an elevation of an alpha in the various groupings. You coupled that with out natural desire for greed, power, lust etc... it is not at all surprising that overtime we develop into societies with kings, queens, dictators, presidents etc.
 
2013-09-06 11:07:28 AM

UrukHaiGuyz: Headso: airplane_mech2: The whole concept of kings, queens, dictators, etc. that have absolute power over whether a person lives or dies just makes no sense to me.  maybe it's just me.

I don't get the people who are actually doing the killing or abusing of "political prisoners". They do terrible things to other people just because some guy you never met said these people are subhuman.

I think we're all capable of that kind of abuse, it seems hardwired into our species be able to dehumanize humans not of our tribe. Stanford prison experiment.


Or do a little research into the movie "Compliance".  Holy crap on a crutch.
 
2013-09-06 11:07:29 AM
Where is Dennis Rodman on this one?

**crickets**
 
2013-09-06 11:07:56 AM

Nothing To See Here: Executing Bad Actors, Bad Dancers And Bad Musicians . . . Dude might be on to sumpin . . .


He should have started with reality "stars". What kind of realith shows would they have there? Food Search?
 
2013-09-06 11:08:30 AM

vernonFL: I don't blame Kim, I've had enough of this K Pop stuff myself.

If I was a ruthless dictator with ultimate power over the music scene, I would have executed Pitbull and One Direction a long time ago.


Dude, don't mess with 1D, there is no greater force than a million engraged 12 year old girls.

/1D at the Izod Center was the loudest concert I've ever been too.
//And I saw the Jesus Lizard.
///And Pantera.
 
2013-09-06 11:08:58 AM

Headso: airplane_mech2: The whole concept of kings, queens, dictators, etc. that have absolute power over whether a person lives or dies just makes no sense to me.  maybe it's just me.

I don't get the people who are actually doing the killing or abusing of "political prisoners". They do terrible things to other people just because some guy you never met said these people are subhuman.


I give you a machine gun and tell you to kill a political prisoner. If you say "no"- or even hesitiate too much, for that matter, I may or may not kill you on the spot. However, three generations of your family are going to a North Korean prison camp for the rest of their lives for Guilt By Association.

What would you do?
 
2013-09-06 11:09:08 AM

Mock26: Me thinks that the wife told him to have her killed.


I thought I was the only person who read that. Dude, you NEVER let your wife find your girlfriend.
 
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