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(Time)   Liars take longer to respond to text messages. Is that why ur ignoring my texts? Ur a farking liar. Who is he? Answer me already. Hey look, I just love u, okay? Y U GONNA IGNORE MY TEXTS?? When I find out who he is, both of u'll b sorry   (healthland.time.com) divider line 19
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2013-09-06 07:36:49 AM
If it's not someone I want to have sex with, they can wait.
 
2013-09-06 07:40:18 AM

StoPPeRmobile: If it's not someone I want to have sex with, they can wait.


Why make them wait, just prolonging the disappointment?
 
2013-09-06 07:41:45 AM

the_rhino: StoPPeRmobile: If it's not someone I want to have sex with, they can wait.

Why make them wait, just prolonging the disappointment?


Oh for shiat's sake, I misread your text to say "not if it's someone I want to have sex with, they can wait".
 
2013-09-06 07:49:52 AM

the_rhino: the_rhino: StoPPeRmobile: If it's not someone I want to have sex with, they can wait.

Why make them wait, just prolonging the disappointment?

Oh for shiat's sake, I misread your text to say "not if it's someone I want to have sex with, they can wait".




:)
 
2013-09-06 07:58:22 AM
A ten percent change in response time might be hard to detect. Sounds like a job for an app.
 
2013-09-06 08:00:44 AM
see, I delay in my texts because I actually write out whole words than do that abbreviated shiat the young people do. I shall write paragraphs and YOU WILL LIKE IT

/especially if I'm sending you dirty texts
//^_^
 
2013-09-06 08:07:03 AM
I just hate texting. Add in auto correct and you have the most annoying formal of communication in modern times.

Social luddite and proud
 
2013-09-06 08:09:44 AM
"Is that why ur ignoring my texts? Ur a farking liar. Who is he? Answer me already. Hey look, I just love u, okay? Y U GONNA IGNORE MY TEXTS?? When I find out who he is, both of u'll b sorry "

That's why I ignore your texts, subby.
 
2013-09-06 08:16:03 AM
 the problems of  first world people under the age of 30.
 
2013-09-06 08:19:11 AM
Sometimes silence is preferable to texting "I'm busy and have priorities that don't involve replying to your forwarded joke of the day or stupid nonsense"
 
2013-09-06 08:25:26 AM
ryanseacrest.com

                                              Why did you take so long to respond to my texts?
 
2013-09-06 08:31:45 AM
I had to find a picture of the 'crazy girlfriend' in my last post. I use Bing for image searches, because it provides me with much better results then Google. It also gives me the occasional gem, such as this picture provided from the 'crazy girlfriend' search.

img1.liveinternet.ru

I felt I had to share.
 
2013-09-06 09:00:02 AM
Sorry to take so long to get back here. I was at work. Working.
 
2013-09-06 09:10:19 AM
But they're the fist to post in IQ threads
 
2013-09-06 09:33:23 AM
I could tell the slight lag.

txt.
txt.
txt.
naughty pic. happy birthday
txt.
.....
....
herrooooo??
txt
naughty pic
txt

It was then I discovered if I held down my finger on the pic, it shows a details option. Oh and what's this??? Multiple recipients to the naughty pic?

Sigh.  Does anyone know any tricks to get over someone? I've already tried being a man-whore and going 3 for 3 on the internet dating hasn't particularly worked like I thought.  Do I just need to start playing WoW or something?

Bored at work, sorry everyone.
 
2013-09-06 09:49:57 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: I could tell the slight lag.

txt.
txt.
txt.
naughty pic. happy birthday
txt.
.....
....
herrooooo??
txt
naughty pic
txt

It was then I discovered if I held down my finger on the pic, it shows a details option. Oh and what's this??? Multiple recipients to the naughty pic?

Sigh.  Does anyone know any tricks to get over someone? I've already tried being a man-whore and going 3 for 3 on the internet dating hasn't particularly worked like I thought.  Do I just need to start playing WoW or something?

Bored at work, sorry everyone.




Find your local Toastmasters.

Accuracy by Volumetm
 
2013-09-06 10:28:55 AM
Plenty of times that I have to walk away from the desk and I leave my phone there, or plenty of times I have gloves on working with something that I can't get oils on (copper) and I have to wait till I'm done to reply...

None of this means I'm lying about shiat... gesss
 
2013-09-06 10:29:08 AM

StoPPeRmobile: White_Scarf_Syndrome: I could tell the slight lag.

txt.
txt.
txt.
naughty pic. happy birthday
txt.
.....
....
herrooooo??
txt
naughty pic
txt

It was then I discovered if I held down my finger on the pic, it shows a details option. Oh and what's this??? Multiple recipients to the naughty pic?

Sigh.  Does anyone know any tricks to get over someone? I've already tried being a man-whore and going 3 for 3 on the internet dating hasn't particularly worked like I thought.  Do I just need to start playing WoW or something?

Bored at work, sorry everyone.

Find your local Toastmasters.

Accuracy by Volumetm


So you are saying I'm not nailing enough different women?

I remember when texting was called SMS'ing.

SMS me, baby.
 
2013-09-06 12:28:32 PM
You need a "trick" for getting over someone?  There's no trick.  You're better off not being with them, if that's any consolation.  Also remember that regardless of what happened in the relationship, you got a lot you can learn from it to better yourself (and your ex has a lot they can learn to better themselves as well). 

You'll find someone else, no need to rush it.  Enjoy being with yourself.  Enjoy the process of dating and finding someone else.

Or just say "fark it" let your ID take control of your life and in this order (nightly or bi-nightly): get drunk, make conversation with girl you'd fark, do some blow, put things in other things, try to remember all the details from the previous night (sometimes it's better not to remember everything you did), rinse.  repeat,
 
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