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fireclown: meh. Nobody looks good in a mugshot. Does anyone have her FB icon yet?
lostcat: Good thing they had a gun to protect their home?
Harry Freakstorm: Fun fact: When he started out, Famous Amos baked most of his cookies sans pantaloons. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to dump my Famous Amos stock - which is comprised of a half a bag of Famous Amos cookies that I got from rocking the vending machine down on the shop floor. Yeah. I hrew rocks at the vending machine and all it coughed up was a bag of Famous Amos cookies.
ShamanGator: Well not good naked, granted not horrible naked. But i would still rather have the reporter or victim naked in my kitchen.//just saying
GoldDude: fireclown: meh. Nobody looks good in a mugshot. Does anyone have her FB icon yet?[assets.nydailynews.com image 575x431]Sure you can look good in a mugshot, you just have to put some effort into it!
Big_Fat_Liar: lostcat: Good thing they had a gun to protect their home?You don't know they owned a gun. Yes, I read the same article as you, and I read what the woman said to her husband.
lostcat: Big_Fat_Liar: lostcat: Good thing they had a gun to protect their home?You don't know they owned a gun. Yes, I read the same article as you, and I read what the woman said to her husband.You're right. That's why there's a question mark at the end of the words I typed.
Wellon Dowd: What if she's eating cupcakes?
Wellon Dowd: What if she's eating cupcakes?[i.imgur.com image 850x737]
SuperChuck: Wellon Dowd: What if she's eating cupcakes?[i.imgur.com image 850x737]I don't understand. I don't see any cupcakes
Kaiser Chieftess: Is it pantless? Pantsless? Should this be a hyphenated word?
worlddan: The story was amusing right up until the "honey get your gun" part. Really lady, there is a naked women in your house eating milk and cookies and you feel so threatened you needed to get a man AND a gun???!/another example of why women shouldn't have the right to vote.
BobNesta420: She said, "Her pants were right outside the window. I guess she couldn't get up that high to get in to get the cookies."Maybe I haven't cleared up the cobwebs in my head yet, but how does her pants being outside the window have anything to with the window being too high? I've climbed a lot of things in my life and I've never lost my pants in the process. Or did she take them off so she could stand on them to get an inch higher? Or maybe she used them as a rope?I'm having a hard time understanding how they come to the conclusion of "Her pants were off. Must've been because the window was too high."
Coconice: If I found a suspicious woman snacking in my kitchen, getting a gun is way back on my list.
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