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(Sun Sentinel)   It's getting so bad you can't even have sex in an abandoned building without getting charged with public indecency   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 25
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2013-09-06 01:17:07 AM
Graveyards still OK though right?
 
2013-09-06 01:17:24 AM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-09-06 01:26:45 AM

Now I Is!: Graveyards still OK though right?


cinemademerde.com
 
2013-09-06 01:29:43 AM
Harold and Potter

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-06 01:31:08 AM
It was an Econo Lodge, they may not have even known it was abandoned
 
2013-09-06 01:37:24 AM
This is why I plant landmines around us whenever I have sex outside.
 
2013-09-06 01:39:13 AM
Jeez... In the past few years my girl and I have done it in parks, parking lots, open fields, the woods, behind abandoned department stores, and even a movie theater, and I guess we've been lucky because we didn't get caught. We're in our 40s and look relatively decent (i.e., not kids or trashy-looking folks), and I was smart enough to bring stuff to conceal or cover us most of the time, but still... It would suck to have been hit with an indecent exposure charge.

It's not like anyone was around, though. The parking lots were empty. At the park we were behind a big tree. We were alone in the movie theater during a matinee. We were careful.

TFA doesn't say they were IN the building, though. It seems to say they were in the lot in plain view of passers-by AND they were trespassing. So really, their stupidity was not being discreet. If they'd been IN the building, I doubt they could be charged with exposing sex organs in public.

Anyway, back to my story: We don't do the risky stuff as much, now, because neither of us needs to be arrested at this point in life. However, I promised her a cemetery fling some time, and I plan to make good on that one some day. I just need to find a nice, large crypt that we can climb on top of to make use of the roof. I want to do this with some flair.
 
2013-09-06 01:45:25 AM

ZeroCorpse: Jeez... In the past few years my girl and I have done it in parks, parking lots, open fields, the woods, behind abandoned department stores, and even a movie theater, and I guess we've been lucky because we didn't get caught. We're in our 40s and look relatively decent (i.e., not kids or trashy-looking folks), and I was smart enough to bring stuff to conceal or cover us most of the time, but still... It would suck to have been hit with an indecent exposure charge.

It's not like anyone was around, though. The parking lots were empty. At the park we were behind a big tree. We were alone in the movie theater during a matinee. We were careful.

TFA doesn't say they were IN the building, though. It seems to say they were in the lot in plain view of passers-by AND they were trespassing. So really, their stupidity was not being discreet. If they'd been IN the building, I doubt they could be charged with exposing sex organs in public.

Anyway, back to my story: We don't do the risky stuff as much, now, because neither of us needs to be arrested at this point in life. However, I promised her a cemetery fling some time, and I plan to make good on that one some day. I just need to find a nice, large crypt that we can climb on top of to make use of the roof. I want to do this with some flair.


When I was like 19 I banged this chick in a park once. Not my idea as I'm more of a bedroom guy, but it was fun. Only thing that sucked was she was on the rag, so she yanked out the tampon and flung it away from us. Must have been weird for whatever park goer came across that used tampon on the middle of a trail. Who knows, maybe a raccoon ate it.
 
2013-09-06 01:46:37 AM
A tortured lede that was in plain view of website readers was unnecessarily given passive voice, armchair critics say.
 
2013-09-06 01:46:52 AM
He can do way better than her.
 
2013-09-06 01:48:27 AM
As long as you are not inside your home if a cop catches you, and neither you nor your woman blow/fark him, then it's public...
 
2013-09-06 02:13:01 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Who knows, maybe a raccoon ate it.


...and that's how it developed a taste for blood. Damnit man, haven't you learned ANYTHING from horror movies?
 
2013-09-06 02:34:23 AM

dababler: He can do way better than her.


I like how you can tell all that from a neck-up mugshot... what if he's got weird knees or something?

/sharp ones, perhaps
 
2013-09-06 02:43:03 AM

Twinkles: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Who knows, maybe a raccoon ate it.

...and that's how it developed a taste for blood. Damnit man, haven't you learned ANYTHING from horror movies?


My friend informed me that skunks will eat them, as she witnessed last week.
 
2013-09-06 02:47:25 AM
wow... sex drive so strong they had sex in an abandoned building. Sad.. very very sad.

/wondering what their Fark/Reddit handles are
 
2013-09-06 03:01:45 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ZeroCorpse: Jeez... In the past few years my girl and I have done it in parks, parking lots, open fields, the woods, behind abandoned department stores, and even a movie theater, and I guess we've been lucky because we didn't get caught. We're in our 40s and look relatively decent (i.e., not kids or trashy-looking folks), and I was smart enough to bring stuff to conceal or cover us most of the time, but still... It would suck to have been hit with an indecent exposure charge.

It's not like anyone was around, though. The parking lots were empty. At the park we were behind a big tree. We were alone in the movie theater during a matinee. We were careful.

TFA doesn't say they were IN the building, though. It seems to say they were in the lot in plain view of passers-by AND they were trespassing. So really, their stupidity was not being discreet. If they'd been IN the building, I doubt they could be charged with exposing sex organs in public.

Anyway, back to my story: We don't do the risky stuff as much, now, because neither of us needs to be arrested at this point in life. However, I promised her a cemetery fling some time, and I plan to make good on that one some day. I just need to find a nice, large crypt that we can climb on top of to make use of the roof. I want to do this with some flair.

When I was like 19 I banged this chick in a park once. Not my idea as I'm more of a bedroom guy, but it was fun. Only thing that sucked was she was on the rag, so she yanked out the tampon and flung it away from us. Must have been weird for whatever park goer came across that used tampon on the middle of a trail. Who knows, maybe a raccoon ate it.


Campground, middle of the night, on a picnic table. And then once in the middle of an outdoor amphitheater in the same park. Once in a car and another time in a porn store video booth (some guy actually walked in on us because we forgot to "feed the meter" and the door unlocked). Those are my only "public" sex experiences. And they were all with the same GF and born of necessity because neither of us had our own place at the time.
 
2013-09-06 03:10:22 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Now I Is!: Graveyards still OK though right?

[cinemademerde.com image 300x200]


"Someone get some light over here. Trash is taking off her clothes again!"

/my thought, "Again!?!"
 
2013-09-06 03:20:54 AM

fusillade762: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ZeroCorpse: Jeez... In the past few years my girl and I have done it in parks, parking lots, open fields, the woods, behind abandoned department stores, and even a movie theater, and I guess we've been lucky because we didn't get caught. We're in our 40s and look relatively decent (i.e., not kids or trashy-looking folks), and I was smart enough to bring stuff to conceal or cover us most of the time, but still... It would suck to have been hit with an indecent exposure charge.

It's not like anyone was around, though. The parking lots were empty. At the park we were behind a big tree. We were alone in the movie theater during a matinee. We were careful.

TFA doesn't say they were IN the building, though. It seems to say they were in the lot in plain view of passers-by AND they were trespassing. So really, their stupidity was not being discreet. If they'd been IN the building, I doubt they could be charged with exposing sex organs in public.

Anyway, back to my story: We don't do the risky stuff as much, now, because neither of us needs to be arrested at this point in life. However, I promised her a cemetery fling some time, and I plan to make good on that one some day. I just need to find a nice, large crypt that we can climb on top of to make use of the roof. I want to do this with some flair.

When I was like 19 I banged this chick in a park once. Not my idea as I'm more of a bedroom guy, but it was fun. Only thing that sucked was she was on the rag, so she yanked out the tampon and flung it away from us. Must have been weird for whatever park goer came across that used tampon on the middle of a trail. Who knows, maybe a raccoon ate it.

Campground, middle of the night, on a picnic table. And then once in the middle of an outdoor amphitheater in the same park. Once in a car and another time in a porn store video booth (some guy actually walked in on us because we forgot to "feed the meter" and the door unlocked). Those are my on ...


On a pontoon boat anchored back in a small cove, middle of the afternoon.  It wasn't until after, we both realized an "older" (we were in our early twenties)  couple had stopped along the bank and were watching.

/older as in they were 40ish
//many years ago
///CSB?
 
2013-09-06 07:48:40 AM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
 
2013-09-06 08:06:18 AM
Bar table at a cuban resort
 
2013-09-06 08:36:59 AM

ZeroCorpse: TFA doesn't say they were IN the building, though. It seems to say they were in the lot in plain view of passers-by AND they were trespassing. So really, their stupidity was not being discreet. If they'd been IN the building, I doubt they could be charged with exposing sex organs in public.


I agree it doesn't sound like they should be charged for sexual exposure in public unless they were outside, however cops will tack on as many charges as possible and let the DA and judge straighten it out.  It wouldn't make too much sense to charge someone for exposing themselves in public and trespassing, because how could you be in public and trespassing at the same time?  Then it could be possible the nitwits walked out to the officers in the buff, because unless the pair had to be removed by the force the cops wouldn't likely go over the fence after them and that would've included a resisting arrest charge.

/Muggles do not want to see your wand, Harold.
 
2013-09-06 09:35:12 AM
Breaking into an abandoned motel to bone?

That sounds like Jack Benny's wet dream.
 
2013-09-06 12:01:50 PM
I never really thought of "Crystal" as being a man's name before. Whatever trips your trigger, though.
 
2013-09-06 02:08:04 PM
FTFA: "Adjudication was withheld in both cases, meaning no conviction was recorded."

i.e. The judge called bullshiat!
 
2013-09-07 12:22:38 AM
lack of warmth:   It wouldn't make too much sense to charge someone for exposing themselves in public and trespassing, because how could you be in public and trespassing at the same time?

Parking lot/garage that is restricted to employees only?
 
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