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(   Teen plans month of sobriety in memory of dead friend, kicks things off by getting drunk and biting a policeman   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, sobriety, Mike Comrie, friend  
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2013-09-06 04:46:22 AM  
I want to party with her.
Seriously, I do. She's 19 and British hot.
2013-09-06 04:57:01 AM  
This just in: loud drunks make noise that attracts the police.

Obliterate yourself quietly.
2013-09-06 05:04:23 AM  

jmr61: I want to party with her.
Seriously, I do. She's 19 and British hot.

British hot lying exactly where on the hotness continuum?
2013-09-06 05:11:01 AM  
Yeah. I wonder how she would have fared with assaulting a police officer is she had a dick and balls. Community service? Yeah right.
2013-09-06 05:26:50 AM  
I Wouldn't recommend it

You'd get
Trichinosis or
trichinellosis, or

But not
Trichomoniasist or Trichuriasis  (unless you do something else with the cop)

2013-09-06 06:36:34 AM  
I suspect it's an early sign of alcoholism if you feel the need to get extra drunk right before you start a period of abstaining from alcohol for a period of time.
2013-09-06 06:57:21 AM  
It is like being at the swimming pool.  Some people dive right in... some take the slower approach.

She was just being cautious... none of this willy-nilly cold turkey crap.  Slowly slide into the month of sobriety.
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