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(Daily Mail)   Mother of two is kicked out of McDonald's for injecting drugs into herself. FARK: It was insulin   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Mcdonald, carmageddon, hard drugs, epipen, insulin  
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2013-09-06 02:42:38 AM  
3 votes:

snuff3r: On topic, i kinda cared but then i remembered i have no feelings for anyone that eats at that place.

I know what you mean!  I was sitting down to eat at Baume in Palo Alto, and then I realized the restaurant only has two Michelin stars.  Can you imagine that? Me, slumming it like that?
2013-09-06 04:11:53 AM  
2 votes:
I'm loving it.
2013-09-06 08:31:33 AM  
1 vote:
It's the "mother of two" part of the headline I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around.
2013-09-06 08:30:51 AM  
1 vote:

gadian: That's not some sort of biohazard?

Fark yes, it is. Children shouldn't be allowed near the haz-mat that is the menu there.
2013-09-06 07:32:44 AM  
1 vote:

Slowdog: "Winners Don't Use Drugs."
-William S. Sessions, Director, FBI

This makes me want to play TMNT.
2013-09-06 07:27:57 AM  
1 vote:
Insulin.  Also known by a number of street names, including I, pancreas drippings, humalog and Beetusjuice.  It is used by thousands of Americans every day.  An insulin addict who can't get their "fix" will suffer a range of withdrawal symptoms- shock, coma, even death.  Some will go so far as to attach an insulin pump to themselves in order to be continuously dosed.

Turning down grandma's sugar cookies isn't normal.  But on insulin it is.

"Winners Don't Use Drugs."
-William S. Sessions, Director, FBI
2013-09-06 05:07:20 AM  
1 vote:
Farking junkies.

Take that shiat outside.
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