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(Daily Mail)   Mother of two is kicked out of McDonald's for injecting drugs into herself. FARK: It was insulin   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 84
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2013-09-06 12:43:27 AM
Epipen for insulin?

On topic, i kinda cared but then i remembered i have no feelings for anyone that eats at that place.
 
2013-09-06 01:01:01 AM
That's one rough 36.
 
2013-09-06 02:42:38 AM

snuff3r: On topic, i kinda cared but then i remembered i have no feelings for anyone that eats at that place.


I know what you mean!  I was sitting down to eat at Baume in Palo Alto, and then I realized the restaurant only has two Michelin stars.  Can you imagine that? Me, slumming it like that?
 
2013-09-06 03:19:22 AM
I don't know which is harder to believe:
1) She's only 36. I'm 36, and damn if she doesn't look twice my age.
2) Someone working at McDonald's would be this stupid.
3) McDonald's would have customers who are diabetic.
And, it's brought to us by the Daily Fail. That's just win-win-win all around.
 
2013-09-06 04:11:53 AM
I'm loving it.
 
2013-09-06 05:07:09 AM
'Some friends were saying that I should have gone to the toilets or somewhere private to do my injections but that isn't the point.

'I don't see why I should have to do that when this is something that is a day-to-day experience for me


Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.
 
2013-09-06 05:07:20 AM
Farking junkies.

Take that shiat outside.
 
2013-09-06 05:08:33 AM

Abacus9: I don't know which is harder to believe:
1) She's only 36. I'm 36, and damn if she doesn't look twice my age.
2) Someone working at McDonald's would be this stupid.
3) McDonald's would have customers who are diabetic.
And, it's brought to us by the Daily Fail. That's just win-win-win all around.


So on point with these. Pretty much best post that could be posted.

/Her Julie Andrews hair cut isn't selling me on 36 with that face
 
2013-09-06 05:08:47 AM
First, that's a man, baby. Secondly, if you're a diabetic, wtf are you doing eating McDonald's?
 
2013-09-06 05:09:50 AM

Abacus9: I don't know which is harder to believe:
1) She's only 36. I'm 36, and damn if she doesn't look twice my age.
2) Someone working at McDonald's would be this stupid.
3) McDonald's would have customers who are diabetic
.
And, it's brought to us by the Daily Fail. That's just win-win-win all around.


These are both very easy to believe, actually. #3 especially, since MdDonald's is probably a leading cause of type II.
 
2013-09-06 05:11:00 AM

zzrhardy: 'Some friends were saying that I should have gone to the toilets or somewhere private to do my injections but that isn't the point.

'I don't see why I should have to do that when this is something that is a day-to-day experience for me

Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.


She's not shooting up, she injecting a life saving fluid into herself. If she were swallowing an AZT pill would you biatch? No, no you wouldn't.
 
2013-09-06 05:11:55 AM
The headline forgot to mention super-hot redhead.
 
2013-09-06 05:14:25 AM

zzrhardy: 'Some friends were saying that I should have gone to the toilets or somewhere private to do my injections but that isn't the point.

'I don't see why I should have to do that when this is something that is a day-to-day experience for me

Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.


Shut up.
 
2013-09-06 05:15:29 AM

theusercomponent: The headline forgot to mention super-hot redhead.


*click article link*


img.izismile.com
 
2013-09-06 05:37:03 AM
I have a friend who is 42 and has been diabetic since he was 6.  You would never catch his ass in Mcdonalds.
 
2013-09-06 05:40:58 AM
Defective people like her should stay at home if she can't keep from dosing herself in public.
 
2013-09-06 05:49:42 AM

pedobearapproved: Abacus9: I don't know which is harder to believe:
1) She's only 36. I'm 36, and damn if she doesn't look twice my age.
2) Someone working at McDonald's would be this stupid.
3) McDonald's would have customers who are diabetic.
And, it's brought to us by the Daily Fail. That's just win-win-win all around.

So on point with these. Pretty much best post that could be posted.

/Her Julie Andrews hair cut isn't selling me on 36 with that face


she lived a hard, unhealthy life... or just fugly... or both
 
2013-09-06 05:50:26 AM
Charlie Kimball frowns on your shenanigans

i.imgur.com


/flexpen
 
2013-09-06 06:00:14 AM
Holy cow. That woman is two years younger than I am and looks 20 years older.

That said, 4 insulin injections a day sounds like a LOT.
 
2013-09-06 06:09:20 AM
That isn't a mom, that's a farking man.
 
2013-09-06 06:12:43 AM

boozel: That isn't a mom, that's a farking man, baby.


FTFY

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-09-06 06:16:24 AM
With the proliferation of blood born pathogens I wouldn't want someone using needles in my restaurant either. To me it's also incredibly disrespectful to the other patrons of the restaurant. Go out to your car and take care of that please.
 
2013-09-06 06:18:09 AM
Zero tolerance for druggies!
Have they taken her kids away yet?
 
2013-09-06 06:18:26 AM
Andy Richter eats at McDonald's?
 
2013-09-06 06:19:34 AM
That's not some sort of biohazard?
 
2013-09-06 06:19:43 AM

Yes this is dog: Abacus9: I don't know which is harder to believe:
1) She's only 36. I'm 36, and damn if she doesn't look twice my age.
2) Someone working at McDonald's would be this stupid.
3) McDonald's would have customers who are diabetic.
And, it's brought to us by the Daily Fail. That's just win-win-win all around.

These are both very easy to believe, actually. #3 especially, since MdDonald's is probably a leading cause of type II.


2 and 3 were facetious. According to the article, she has type I, but your point is what I was getting at.

zzrhardy: 'Some friends were saying that I should have gone to the toilets or somewhere private to do my injections but that isn't the point.

'I don't see why I should have to do that when this is something that is a day-to-day experience for me

Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.


Insulin injections aren't a big deal, it's not like sticking yourself with a heroin needle.

Nogale: Holy cow. That woman is two years younger than I am and looks 20 years older.

That said, 4 insulin injections a day sounds like a LOT.


A friend of mine from high school had type I diagnosed from when he was about 12, and said he was told he'd only live to about 50. So maybe it ages you physically, I don't know.
 
2013-09-06 06:23:01 AM

Nogale: Holy cow. That woman is two years younger than I am and looks 20 years older.

That said, 4 insulin injections a day sounds like a LOT.


Yeah, seems like the two would be directly related.  Diabetes sucks.

zzrhardy: 'Some friends were saying that I should have gone to the toilets or somewhere private to do my injections but that isn't the point.

'I don't see why I should have to do that when this is something that is a day-to-day experience for me

Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.


It's medication, not expelling bodily fluids.  Tell someone with a kidney stone they can't take their painkillers in public too.
 
2013-09-06 06:27:36 AM

yukichigai: zzrhardy: Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.

It's medication, not expelling bodily fluids.  Tell someone with a kidney stone they can't take their painkillers in public too.


If they were inserting suppositories, absolutely.
 
2013-09-06 06:27:55 AM

Apik0r0s: First, that's a man, baby. Secondly, if you're a diabetic, wtf are you doing eating McDonald's?


Holy fark, this.  She may as well just fill that syringe with air and get it over with.
 
2013-09-06 06:29:26 AM

Abacus9: 3) McDonald's would have customers who are diabetic.


Hah.  A good portion of people who are diabetic did it through poor diet.  Many people who are diagnosed with diabetes still continue to make poor diet decisions.  Case in point:  My wife's father will actually inject himself with extra insulin, just so he can eat more.
 
2013-09-06 06:30:21 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: yukichigai: zzrhardy: Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.

It's medication, not expelling bodily fluids.  Tell someone with a kidney stone they can't take their painkillers in public too.

If they were inserting suppositories, absolutely.


That's not how kidney stones work.
 
2013-09-06 06:31:15 AM

pedobearapproved: zzrhardy: 'Some friends were saying that I should have gone to the toilets or somewhere private to do my injections but that isn't the point.

'I don't see why I should have to do that when this is something that is a day-to-day experience for me

Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.

She's not shooting up, she injecting a life saving fluid into herself. If she were swallowing an AZT pill would you biatch? No, no you wouldn't.


That's extremely different.   One of my friends used to inject himself with insulin at his desk before lunch everyday.  I never openly complained about it, but every time he did it I was just thinking "Dude, I don't want to see that."  If the wrong manager or HR person saw him do that, they would probably say something.

It makes people uncomfortable.  It's not the same as swallowing a pill to an observer.
 
2013-09-06 06:32:27 AM
Her diabetes is so bad that she has to dose herself 4 times a day?
She goes to McDonalds and orders a Big Mac but has to dose herself before she eats it?
No sympathy for her.
 
2013-09-06 06:48:35 AM

johncb76006: Her diabetes is so bad that she has to dose herself 4 times a day?
She goes to McDonalds and orders a Big Mac but has to dose herself before she eats it?
No sympathy for her.


Dude, it's Type 1 an autoimmune disease...diet doesn't cause it. Her body does not produce insulin. She has to dose herself before she eats anything with carbs....and you need a certain amount of carbs a day to live. (about 60 a meal) A Big Mac has around 40.

//Type 2 diagnosed in April
///Have to actually eat MORE than I did before diagnosed
 
2013-09-06 06:51:27 AM

Abacus9: AverageAmericanGuy: yukichigai: zzrhardy: Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.

It's medication, not expelling bodily fluids.  Tell someone with a kidney stone they can't take their painkillers in public too.

If they were inserting suppositories, absolutely.

That's not how kidney stones work.


It is how pain killers work.
 
2013-09-06 06:55:21 AM

gfid: pedobearapproved: zzrhardy: 'Some friends were saying that I should have gone to the toilets or somewhere private to do my injections but that isn't the point.

'I don't see why I should have to do that when this is something that is a day-to-day experience for me

Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.

She's not shooting up, she injecting a life saving fluid into herself. If she were swallowing an AZT pill would you biatch? No, no you wouldn't.

That's extremely different.   One of my friends used to inject himself with insulin at his desk before lunch everyday.  I never openly complained about it, but every time he did it I was just thinking "Dude, I don't want to see that."  If the wrong manager or HR person saw him do that, they would probably say something.

It makes people uncomfortable.  It's not the same as swallowing a pill to an observer.


If the gay marriage debate has taught us anything, it's taught us that we can't ban harmless behaviors just because they make *you* uncomfortable.
 
2013-09-06 07:27:57 AM
Insulin.  Also known by a number of street names, including I, pancreas drippings, humalog and Beetusjuice.  It is used by thousands of Americans every day.  An insulin addict who can't get their "fix" will suffer a range of withdrawal symptoms- shock, coma, even death.  Some will go so far as to attach an insulin pump to themselves in order to be continuously dosed.

Turning down grandma's sugar cookies isn't normal.  But on insulin it is.

"Winners Don't Use Drugs."
-William S. Sessions, Director, FBI
 
2013-09-06 07:32:44 AM

Slowdog: "Winners Don't Use Drugs."
-William S. Sessions, Director, FBI


This makes me want to play TMNT.
 
2013-09-06 07:34:35 AM
I'm a type1 and have to inject before each meal and before bed.  However I try to do it in a private place since one has 10 to 15 minutes leeway before a crash starts.  When my kids were young it was hard to leave them in a restaurant to go to the restroom.  In that case I would inject AFTER the meal in the car, since it is hard to know how long the wait would be.  That would cause a minor spike in my sugars, but hey no regime is perfect.  I still have my eyes and feet at 52, so I guess I've done it right all these years.
 
2013-09-06 07:40:59 AM
So did she actualy try and say "It's insulin you sodding blight'ah", or did she just get all butt-hurt and walk down the street with her head hung in shame whilst kicking rocks?
 
2013-09-06 07:42:58 AM
Don't most restrooms have a sharps container for disposable syringes? Kind of a hint to indulge in your injectables in there.
 
2013-09-06 07:48:43 AM

Abacus9: AverageAmericanGuy: yukichigai: zzrhardy: Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.

It's medication, not expelling bodily fluids.  Tell someone with a kidney stone they can't take their painkillers in public too.

If they were inserting suppositories, absolutely.

That's not how kidney stones work.


I beg to differ. I had a kidney stone last year which was so farking painful that I was vomiting to the point of dry heaves. I needed to take something for the pain, but could not take anything orally. Guess what I ended up (pun intended) having to do??
 
2013-09-06 07:49:13 AM

blockhouse: If the gay marriage debate has taught us anything, it's taught us that we can't ban harmless behaviors just because they make *you* uncomfortable.


Yeah, because that's a completely analogous situation, isn't it?
 
2013-09-06 07:52:20 AM

Nogale: Holy cow. That woman is two years younger than I am and looks 20 years older.

That said, 4 insulin injections a day sounds like a LOT.


Fast acting insulin is injected at each meal and a slow acting is injected once per day. so typical type I diabetic requires four injections. I know this because I do it everyday!
 
2013-09-06 07:57:34 AM
Farking Diabetes, how does it work?

Clearly, most of the people posting in this thread do not know.

Most people diagnosed with type 1 diabetes will have to inject themselves before every meal and before going to bed.  The few type 1s I know all also use auto-injectors, so they dial the dose, insert the needle (typically into their stomach area right above the waist), push a button and count to 10.  You can't even see the actual needle unless you're staring at the thing.

//Next you'll tell me that women breastfeeding should go hide in a bathroom, too.
 
2013-09-06 08:01:58 AM
Even healthy T1 diabetics can eat junk food once in a while you dopes, and I've never had an endocrinologist tell me otherwise.

We should put diabetes threads in the politics tab, because most of the responses are just as ignorant.
 
2013-09-06 08:23:50 AM
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2013-09-06 08:26:50 AM

gfid: pedobearapproved: zzrhardy: 'Some friends were saying that I should have gone to the toilets or somewhere private to do my injections but that isn't the point.

'I don't see why I should have to do that when this is something that is a day-to-day experience for me

Yeah, shiatting, pissing, showering, shaving, cleaning my ears and nose is a day to day experience for me. Doesn't mean I can do them in public.

She's not shooting up, she injecting a life saving fluid into herself. If she were swallowing an AZT pill would you biatch? No, no you wouldn't.

That's extremely different.   One of my friends used to inject himself with insulin at his desk before lunch everyday.  I never openly complained about it, but every time he did it I was just thinking "Dude, I don't want to see that."  If the wrong manager or HR person saw him do that, they would probably say something.

It makes people uncomfortable.  It's not the same as swallowing a pill to an observer.


Actually, HR or a (good) manager would tell you to get over yourself.
 
2013-09-06 08:30:51 AM

gadian: That's not some sort of biohazard?


Fark yes, it is. Children shouldn't be allowed near the haz-mat that is the menu there.
 
2013-09-06 08:31:33 AM
It's the "mother of two" part of the headline I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around.
 
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