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(Info Wars)   Syrian rebels admit using chemical weapons to "kill like Osama bin Laden said"   (infowars.com) divider line 364
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2013-09-05 09:31:14 PM  

Kuroshin: 2wolves: GhostFish: We don't want to aid a vicious dictator

Since when?  The U.S. is infamous for supporting dictators.

Until they become troublesome, at which point we kill them.


Or have them killed.  Six of one...
 
2013-09-05 09:31:43 PM  
there is no good to come out of any of this. if those folks wish to continue attacking each other and destroying their youth,let them. let them kill each other. seal our borders,quit letting these maniacal fools immigrate to any country other then their own. let them kill each other off. its time to stop letting them pollute the lands where human rights are held dear. stop all trade and support for these country's. it is way past time for western nations to just leave these countrys in the dust. they are polluting the world with their backwards ideals. the usa does not need to spend one more dime on these awfull countrys. just draw a line on the map and declare there be monsters here. because there is.anyone wishing to travel there is on their own. just ignore and dont trade with them. let them figure it out. just dont let em out of the box. hem them in and dont let any of them out. sure there will be a lot of innocents killed but at least we wont be blamed for it. there is nothing there the western world really needs, we dont need to keep kissing their butts.let em kill each other off.
 
2013-09-05 09:32:12 PM  

2wolves: GhostFish: We don't want to aid a vicious dictator

Since when?  The U.S. is infamous for supporting dictators.


I am not talking about the policies of the US. I am talking about the attitudes of citizens.
 
2013-09-05 09:32:31 PM  
Infowars.

lol...


Anyone have a link to that fat, dopey infowars moron getting told off after the boston marathon?

Pretty funny.
 
2013-09-05 09:34:01 PM  

GhostFish: 2wolves: GhostFish: We don't want to aid a vicious dictator

Since when?  The U.S. is infamous for supporting dictators.

I am not talking about the policies of the US. I am talking about the attitudes of citizens.


Since when has that mattered?
 
2013-09-05 09:34:49 PM  

GhostFish: I realize that we don't get involved in a great many conflicts where innocent people are being hurt. But to just openly say "there's no benefit for us to get involved, so suck it civilians" is a biatchilling.


We hear the same argument with every intervention and somehow they just keep killing each other.

I'm sorry for rolling this cliche out, but - the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
 
2013-09-05 09:35:32 PM  

porterm: there is no good to come out of any of this. if those folks wish to continue attacking each other and destroying their youth,let them. let them kill each other. seal our borders,quit letting these maniacal fools immigrate to any country other then their own. let them kill each other off. its time to stop letting them pollute the lands where human rights are held dear. stop all trade and support for these country's. it is way past time for western nations to just leave these countrys in the dust. they are polluting the world with their backwards ideals. the usa does not need to spend one more dime on these awfull countrys. just draw a line on the map and declare there be monsters here. because there is.anyone wishing to travel there is on their own. just ignore and dont trade with them. let them figure it out. just dont let em out of the box. hem them in and dont let any of them out. sure there will be a lot of innocents killed but at least we wont be blamed for it. there is nothing there the western world really needs, we dont need to keep kissing their butts.let em kill each other off.


And then when the ruthless Islamists win control and access to the resources and firepower of their enslaved nations, nothing will come of it.
 
2013-09-05 09:36:31 PM  

Mrtraveler01: According to the video tape, the rebels said: "I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."


This. Backmasking. Are we really going to let Satan get away with this?
 
2013-09-05 09:36:56 PM  

Kuroshin: Aristocles: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

nope. FoxNEWS will run with this tomorrow and, being the number one name in news 15 years and running, even more folks will see Barack bin Obama for the aQ supporter he is

Dude.  Come on.  Are you feeling okay?  That was...just awful.


hey man, I'm on the east coast. it's bin beer tirty for hours!
 
2013-09-05 09:37:27 PM  
Regarding innocent civilians. 10% of the Syrian population has already left the country. My proposal is to force a truce, let anyone who wants to leave go, then let whoever's left fight to out, anyway they want.
 
2013-09-05 09:37:52 PM  

Kuroshin: Mrtraveler01: Kuroshin: If it doesn't have an AM/PM designation (and isn't 24-hour), then it's still twice per day.

You have to be quite the cheap ass to get a digital clock that doesn't have the AM/PM designation.

What did you call me?  I'll have you know that I spent a good $50 for my stopped digital clock!  And it has neither AM nor PM designations!  You want to know whether it's morning or night?  Look out the window, pleb!

/should have bought a clock that wasn't stopped...


I need that AM/PM light damnit!!! Without it, I will not be able to function properly!
 
2013-09-05 09:38:25 PM  

GhostFish: 2wolves: GhostFish: We don't want to aid a vicious dictator

Since when?  The U.S. is infamous for supporting dictators.

I am not talking about the policies of the US. I am talking about the attitudes of citizens.


Are these the Citizens United citizens or those of us that work?
 
2013-09-05 09:38:32 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: LOL, how long into the US's war against nefarious chemical weapons users will it be before the US military uses fuel-air explosives, white phosphorus ordnance, or both?


You forgot the depleted uranium.
 
2013-09-05 09:38:37 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: LOL, how long into the US's war against nefarious chemical weapons users will it be before the US military uses fuel-air explosives, white phosphorus ordnance, or both?


+ 1 for knowing how to spell ordnance
 
2013-09-05 09:38:42 PM  

GhostFish: porterm: there is no good to come out of any of this. if those folks wish to continue attacking each other and destroying their youth,let them. let them kill each other. seal our borders,quit letting these maniacal fools immigrate to any country other then their own. let them kill each other off. its time to stop letting them pollute the lands where human rights are held dear. stop all trade and support for these country's. it is way past time for western nations to just leave these countrys in the dust. they are polluting the world with their backwards ideals. the usa does not need to spend one more dime on these awfull countrys. just draw a line on the map and declare there be monsters here. because there is.anyone wishing to travel there is on their own. just ignore and dont trade with them. let them figure it out. just dont let em out of the box. hem them in and dont let any of them out. sure there will be a lot of innocents killed but at least we wont be blamed for it. there is nothing there the western world really needs, we dont need to keep kissing their butts.let em kill each other off.

And then when the ruthless Islamists win control and access to the resources and firepower of their enslaved nations, nothing will come of it.


I'd like to introduce you to this little place called Pakistan...

And Iran...

And a few other places, but this is becoming even too snide for me.

Point is, they've got them.  Amazingly, they tend to use them more for enforcing their own little theological hellholes.  They don't have desires on the world, just their world.
 
2013-09-05 09:39:03 PM  

GhostFish: porterm: there is no good to come out of any of this. if those folks wish to continue attacking each other and destroying their youth,let them. let them kill each other. seal our borders,quit letting these maniacal fools immigrate to any country other then their own. let them kill each other off. its time to stop letting them pollute the lands where human rights are held dear. stop all trade and support for these country's. it is way past time for western nations to just leave these countrys in the dust. they are polluting the world with their backwards ideals. the usa does not need to spend one more dime on these awfull countrys. just draw a line on the map and declare there be monsters here. because there is.anyone wishing to travel there is on their own. just ignore and dont trade with them. let them figure it out. just dont let em out of the box. hem them in and dont let any of them out. sure there will be a lot of innocents killed but at least we wont be blamed for it. there is nothing there the western world really needs, we dont need to keep kissing their butts.let em kill each other off.

And then when the ruthless Islamists win control and access to the resources and firepower of their enslaved nations, nothing will come of it.


Outside intervention is why the extremists were able to take over in the first place.
 
2013-09-05 09:41:15 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Kuroshin: Mrtraveler01: Kuroshin: If it doesn't have an AM/PM designation (and isn't 24-hour), then it's still twice per day.

You have to be quite the cheap ass to get a digital clock that doesn't have the AM/PM designation.

What did you call me?  I'll have you know that I spent a good $50 for my stopped digital clock!  And it has neither AM nor PM designations!  You want to know whether it's morning or night?  Look out the window, pleb!

/should have bought a clock that wasn't stopped...

I need that AM/PM light damnit!!! Without it, I will not be able to function properly!


use military time
 
2013-09-05 09:42:02 PM  

Mrtraveler01: According to the video tape, the rebels said: "I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."


That was cool and refreshing.
 
2013-09-05 09:42:40 PM  

spamdog: GhostFish: I realize that we don't get involved in a great many conflicts where innocent people are being hurt. But to just openly say "there's no benefit for us to get involved, so suck it civilians" is a biatchilling.

We hear the same argument with every intervention and somehow they just keep killing each other.

I'm sorry for rolling this cliche out, but - the road to hell is paved with good intentions.


I'm not arguing for or against.

But I believe the idea is to stem/reduce the loss of innocent life in the here and now - not bring everlasting peace.

If we've decided that we'd rather abandon the innocent to the horrors of living in a warzone that embraces scorched earth strategies, then so be it. I'd just like us to be clear and honest with ourselves that is our intent and that we're okay with that.
 
2013-09-05 09:43:02 PM  
Infowars had two stories ready to go.  If Obama came out in support of action against Syria, it was this.  If he came out against action, it was 0BUMMER WORKED WITH ASSAD TO MURDER CIVILIANS, YOU'RE NEXT.
 
2013-09-05 09:45:58 PM  

freak7: Here's why you shouldn't trust anything coming out of Syria


Hmm, those were egyptians, or actors holding egyptian signs, not syrians. There were also no examples of newspapers publishing photos from the scenes portrayed in that video. So, no proof those staged scenes ever infiltrated western news agencies.

Unless you have better credible examples, I'll get news from news agencies and not youtube.
 
2013-09-05 09:46:37 PM  

BMulligan: Mrtraveler01: According to the video tape, the rebels said: "I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."

That was cool and refreshing.


You need to sit on the Group W bench.

/didn't think that was too obscure
 
2013-09-05 09:47:13 PM  

GhostFish: spamdog: GhostFish: I realize that we don't get involved in a great many conflicts where innocent people are being hurt. But to just openly say "there's no benefit for us to get involved, so suck it civilians" is a biatchilling.

We hear the same argument with every intervention and somehow they just keep killing each other.

I'm sorry for rolling this cliche out, but - the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

I'm not arguing for or against.

But I believe the idea is to stem/reduce the loss of innocent life in the here and now - not bring everlasting peace.

If we've decided that we'd rather abandon the innocent to the horrors of living in a warzone that embraces scorched earth strategies, then so be it. I'd just like us to be clear and honest with ourselves that is our intent and that we're okay with that.


Unless the action taken is "get those innocents the fark out of that geographical location" then I'm fine with leaving the hell alone.  The only other option is persistent occupation and essentially just building a globe-spanning empire.  Slapping sticks out of their hands doesn't do anything at all.  The will to fight is still there.  Where there is a will, there is a way, and that way is a very generous arms market.

Evacuation
Occupation
Apathy

Pick one.
 
2013-09-05 09:48:12 PM  

Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"


12:00 happens twice a day (in non-military time).  tmyk
 
2013-09-05 09:48:48 PM  

Mrtraveler01: According to the video tape, the rebels said: "I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."


Imma play hopscotch in your chest cavity! I'm gonna floss my teeth... with your face! I'm gonna make hammocks, from your eye lids! You're gonna be my new meat bicycle! I like my victims like I like my coffee... in the butt!
 
2013-09-05 09:50:00 PM  

Mrtraveler01: According to the video tape, the rebels said: "I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."



I was born into this life
To a drunk father and a rented wife
Who layed down in a concrete bed
Who layed dark thoughts inside my head

But they don't know
No they don't know

Nothings wrong, nothings right
Nothing feels quite alright
Watching my fists turn white
Turn the lips into eyes

Nothings right, nothings wrong
Nothing makes me belong
All the kids sing swan songs
All the kids sing along with me

I, I want to kill tonight
I want to kill tonight
I, I want to kill tonight
I want to kill tonight

I was born into this world
Some kind of sinister little girl
I let jesus off the christ
And drag his face into the moss

But they don't know
No they don't know

Nothings wrong, nothings right
Nothing feels quite as right
Watching my fists turn white
Turn the lips into eyes

Nothings right, nothings wrong
Nothing makes me belong
All the kids sing swan songs
All the kids sing along with me

I, I want to kill tonight
I want to kill tonight
I, I want to kill tonight
I want to kill tonight
 
2013-09-05 09:50:56 PM  

IronTom: Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"

12:00 happens twice a day (in non-military time).  tmyk


not if the Farklib don't set the clock. the it blinks 12:00 allday...

Just heard great News! ot

ms. Laura will be hosting the facto tomorrw
 
2013-09-05 09:51:25 PM  
Infowars
infowars

fark those guys. i immediately know that what i'm reading is garbage.
 
2013-09-05 09:52:10 PM  
As much as I wanted the headline to be correct, farking infowars.

/credibility like no other
//as in "zero" credibility
 
2013-09-05 09:54:26 PM  
Are you ready, Steve? Andy? Mick?
Alright, fellas, let's go...
 
2013-09-05 09:56:06 PM  

2wolves: Prophet of Loss: Argo

That was the name of the ship captained by Jason.


It's also the film that gave me hope for Ben Affleck.
 
2013-09-05 09:56:34 PM  

Empty Matchbook: Infowars: Continuing Their Ongoing War Against Info!


And winning!
 
2013-09-05 09:57:46 PM  

Kit Fister: Mike_LowELL: Thank you, Drew, for wiping the sweat from your brow and personally greenlighting this article.  This is a defining moment in our country and our voices must be heard.  If the United States goes to war on false pretense and bad information, it will be unprecedented.  The repercussions for our actions will come in the form of an ethical mushroom cloud, and we need to make sure the argument is a slam dunk before we choose to intervene.

TuteTibiImperes: FTFY

Yes, yes, you are correct.  Thank you, InfoWars, for keeping us infromed.

Notsureifserious.jpg


You must be new here.
 
2013-09-05 10:02:01 PM  

Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"


A broken digital clock isn't showing anything.
 
2013-09-05 10:05:18 PM  

LoneWolf343: Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"

A broken digital clock isn't showing anything.


Neither is a broken analog clock, if it's broken because the arms fell off.
 
2013-09-05 10:05:57 PM  
There's a lot of shooting the messenger here, but the doubts about the Syrian government actually carrying out this attack are reasonable doubts.

I'm willing to bet that about 90% of the people here scoffing at infowars haven't even read the article or watched the video. The news articles linked on the infowars page are from the BBC and Reuters.

If it was a Republican president pushing for this, all the Democrats here would be expressing similar doubts about the credibility of the evidence put forth by the US government. But criticizing the US government here would be giving the Republicans a victory, so nobody whispers a word of protest.

Democrats love a good war for peace.
 
2013-09-05 10:06:02 PM  

LoneWolf343: Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"

A broken digital clock isn't showing anything.


Doesn't that depend on what's wrong with it? I have an old one where the hour set button is stuck, so it's "broken" and it's right more or less all the time except during daylight savings time, then it's an hour off.
 
2013-09-05 10:06:49 PM  

Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"


It's twelve o'clock twice a day, at least where I live...
 
2013-09-05 10:07:34 PM  

spamdog: There's a lot of shooting the messenger here, but the doubts about the Syrian government actually carrying out this attack are reasonable doubts.

I'm willing to bet that about 90% of the people here scoffing at infowars haven't even read the article or watched the video. The news articles linked on the infowars page are from the BBC and Reuters.

If it was a Republican president pushing for this, all the Democrats here would be expressing similar doubts about the credibility of the evidence put forth by the US government. But criticizing the US government here would be giving the Republicans a victory, so nobody whispers a word of protest.

Democrats love a good war for peace.


I think InfoWars are a bunch of crackpots, but I have heard these allegations reported by more reputable sources as well.
 
2013-09-05 10:09:27 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"

It's twelve o'clock twice a day, at least where I live...


Mine usually has the AM light blink with the "12:00".

/Loves how we're arguing more about clocks than Syria
 
2013-09-05 10:11:36 PM  

Mrtraveler01: /Loves how we're arguing more about clocks than Syria


More likely to get somewhere...
 
2013-09-05 10:15:48 PM  
Not clicking on a potatowars link.
 
2013-09-05 10:16:27 PM  
Anyone else think Obama pulled this Syria debate to get people to shut the fark up about the Affordable Care act causing the downfall society?
 
2013-09-05 10:17:15 PM  

spamdog: There's a lot of shooting the messenger here, but the doubts about the Syrian government actually carrying out this attack are reasonable doubts.

I'm willing to bet that about 90% of the people here scoffing at infowars haven't even read the article or watched the video. The news articles linked on the infowars page are from the BBC and Reuters.

If it was a Republican president pushing for this, all the Democrats here would be expressing similar doubts about the credibility of the evidence put forth by the US government. But criticizing the US government here would be giving the Republicans a victory, so nobody whispers a word of protest.

Democrats love a good war for peace.


Do you think that the evidence that Assad's regime carried out the attack is stronger or weaker than the evidence put forward by the Bush administration in support of their claims prior to the invasion of Iraq?
 
2013-09-05 10:18:46 PM  

Kit Fister: No one will care. This won't even get greened.


Fark you man...
You were wrong and I hate Alex jones.
 
2013-09-05 10:19:24 PM  

vygramul: Not clicking on a potatowars link.


Another one shooting the messenger, despite there being credible links to the BBC and Reuters in there.
 
2013-09-05 10:21:49 PM  

spamdog: vygramul: Not clicking on a potatowars link.

Another one shooting the messenger, despite there being credible links to the BBC and Reuters in there.


I don't click on intentional liars.
 
2013-09-05 10:22:57 PM  

StopLurkListen: [img1.fark.net image 77x27], subby? really? Really?


Wouldn't click that link with subby's dick
 
2013-09-05 10:23:10 PM  

Gwendolyn: Anyone else think Obama pulled this Syria debate to get people to shut the fark up about the Affordable Care act causing the downfall society?


Do I think he would bomb people and kill hundreds or even thousands to stop people from complaining about Obamacare? Only if he's a total farking psychopath.
 
2013-09-05 10:23:55 PM  

fusillade762: Mrtraveler01: According to the video tape, the rebels said: "I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."

Imma play hopscotch in your chest cavity! I'm gonna floss my teeth... with your face! I'm gonna make hammocks, from your eye lids! You're gonna be my new meat bicycle! I like my victims like I like my coffee... in the butt!


With tittays.
 
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