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(Info Wars)   Syrian rebels admit using chemical weapons to "kill like Osama bin Laden said"   (infowars.com) divider line 364
    More: Interesting, Osama bin Laden, Syrian rebels, Paul Joseph Watson, Syrians, chemical weapons, Nadeem Baloosh, Free Syrian Army, Aleppo  
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2013-09-05 09:00:32 PM

Bell-fan: Klippoklondike: Farking Alex Jones, man.  You're more likely to get credible information from one of those plastic kids toy phones that make animal noises when you dial them

you mean like when he was spouting that bull**** about the NSA having this huge spying program called prism that was sucking up data on everything from everyone... yeah what a load of... oh wait... FFFFFF I hate it when these crazy assholes turn out to be right...

Maybe we SHOULD wait for the UN to come back with definitive findings BEFORE we start launching shiat into other countries.

What if we find out that this is some cottage industry sarin like the Russians said it is... and that the missiles came from Saudi Arabia through AL Q connections.

Imagine how farking stupid we'd look if we did something and killed people... and it turned out we were wrong AGAIN.. JUST LIKE IN IRAQ.

Seriously... I hate to admit it... but in this one isolated instance I'd much rather NOT act before we know for a fact that Alex jone's tin foil hat squad aren't right.

 
2013-09-05 09:02:52 PM

Klippoklondike: Farking Alex Jones, man.  You're more likely to get credible information from one of those plastic kids toy phones that make animal noises when you dial them


www.playingwithwords365.com
"...The conspiracy theorist says, 'Cuckoo! Cuckoo!'"
 
2013-09-05 09:03:03 PM

Klippoklondike: Farking Alex Jones, man.  You're more likely to get credible information from one of those plastic kids toy phones that make animal noises when you dial them


The cow goes MOO!!?!?! Nice try, liberals.
 
2013-09-05 09:03:55 PM

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: zappaisfrank: [img.fark.net image 77x27] =
[fc09.deviantart.net image 400x722]

Agreed, but with fart noises.


Agreed.
 
2013-09-05 09:06:05 PM

bluorangefyre: Sorry, link directs to Alex Jones.  Computer may crash due to the derp level.


progressivepopulist.org
"You can't HANDLE it!!!!!"
 
2013-09-05 09:06:39 PM
Drawing the beast into a trap?

Whatever we do, the US cannot afford to put itself at risk. We need to Watch our back. It could be a trap.
 
2013-09-05 09:08:03 PM
In fact the reactions to this incident has me thinking the Cold War was never really over.
 
2013-09-05 09:08:46 PM
Amazing! Simply miraculous how all this "evidence" comes magically to light just as the POTUS makes a case to kill more Americans at the behest of the Arabs and Israelis.
 
2013-09-05 09:09:31 PM

runwiz: This is an example of amateurs trying to create fake evidence.  They need to leave this kind of work to government professionals.


cdn.uproxx.com
"Now just a goddamn minute h- ...I mean, yeah! That's what I was- ...um, wait..."
 
2013-09-05 09:10:14 PM
I thought img1.fark.net always had a i.imgur.com tag?
 
2013-09-05 09:11:38 PM

Kit Fister: TuteTibiImperes: Mike_LowELL: Kit Fister: No one will care. This won't even get greened.

I hope it does.  InfoWars infromes me like no other web site.  If this headline gets downvoted, then it is proof that the NSA has gotten to the owner of this web site.  There would be no other explanation.

FTFY

Oh. Its you again.


upload.wikimedia.org
/hot
 
2013-09-05 09:12:13 PM

Omahawg: assad gets to bang this every night. someone's winning in syria


crow's feet, amirite?

anyway, it's now clear that Obama wants to join with al-kada because he covets Assads milf wife.. and he wants that fat bounty from the arabs
 
2013-09-05 09:12:15 PM

Omahawg: assad gets to bang this every night. someone's winning in syria
[janeontheblog.files.wordpress.com image 500x750]


Funny, she doesn't look like a goat
 
2013-09-05 09:13:09 PM

2wolves: The U.S. used willie pete in Iraq.  No ethical high ground in sight.


?? Nobody is claiming an ethical high ground. Just because we did something wrong, does that mean we cannot also decry someone else doing something wrong? Or does that mean we have to allow equal wrongs until everyone gets a chance to use illegal weapons in some kind of horrible tit-for-tat?
 
2013-09-05 09:13:30 PM

Prophet of Loss: at the behest of the Arabs and Israelis.


Ya wanna look that part over Mr. Happy?
 
2013-09-05 09:13:35 PM

Omahawg: assad gets to bang this every night. someone's winning in syria
[janeontheblog.files.wordpress.com image 500x750]


Why does she dye her roots a different color? Balls around her neck? Is that the new burqa?
 
2013-09-05 09:13:56 PM

Gyrfalcon: 2wolves: The U.S. used willie pete in Iraq.  No ethical high ground in sight.

?? Nobody is claiming an ethical high ground. Just because we did something wrong, does that mean we cannot also decry someone else doing something wrong? Or does that mean we have to allow equal wrongs until everyone gets a chance to use illegal weapons in some kind of horrible tit-for-tat?


Step 1: Admit your mistake

So far we haven't made it past this one.
 
2013-09-05 09:14:16 PM
Wait that's impossible. Infowars told me 9/11 was a controlled demolition perpetrated by our government. Osama Bin Laden was just a patsy.
 
2013-09-05 09:14:19 PM

Emposter: Omahawg: assad gets to bang this every night. someone's winning in syria
[janeontheblog.files.wordpress.com image 500x750]

Lucky bastard.  No wonder the rebels want what he has.

Also, I now believe that the rebels used the chemical weapons LESS than I did before, simply because Infowars says the did.


Exactly.

Inforwars can actually be a great way to get information--you just have to remember to believe the opposite of everything they say.
 
2013-09-05 09:14:20 PM
Well if Alex Jones is reporting it you know it must be true!

/cough cough
 
2013-09-05 09:14:37 PM

Omahawg: assad gets to bang this every night. someone's winning in syria
[janeontheblog.files.wordpress.com image 500x750]


politicalscrapbook.net

Sorry Darling
 
2013-09-05 09:14:40 PM

Kuroshin: Omahawg: assad gets to bang this every night. someone's winning in syria
[janeontheblog.files.wordpress.com image 500x750]

Charlie Sheen is in Syria?


spin-onehalf.com
 
2013-09-05 09:15:34 PM

2wolves: Prophet of Loss: at the behest of the Arabs and Israelis.

Ya wanna look that part over Mr. Happy?


Both sides are pushing for us to get involved. You have a problem with that?
 
2013-09-05 09:16:06 PM

Mike_LowELL: Thank you, Drew, for wiping the sweat from your brow and personally greenlighting this article.  This is a defining moment in our country and our voices must be heard.  If the United States goes to war on false pretense and bad information, it will be unprecedented.  The repercussions for our actions will come in the form of an ethical mushroom cloud, and we need to make sure the argument is a slam dunk before we choose to intervene.



I think I see what you did there....
 
2013-09-05 09:16:14 PM
Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
 
2013-09-05 09:16:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: 2wolves: The U.S. used willie pete in Iraq.  No ethical high ground in sight.

?? Nobody is claiming an ethical high ground. Just because we did something wrong, does that mean we cannot also decry someone else doing something wrong? Or does that mean we have to allow equal wrongs until everyone gets a chance to use illegal weapons in some kind of horrible tit-for-tat?


It means that if Paraguay invaded the U.S. to find the troops that used WP our government should not have a problem.
 
2013-09-05 09:18:16 PM

Prophet of Loss: 2wolves: Prophet of Loss: at the behest of the Arabs and Israelis.

Ya wanna look that part over Mr. Happy?

Both sides are pushing for us to get involved. You have a problem with that?


Different factions of each of those larger groups are lobbying for involvement,  So is General Dynamics.
 
2013-09-05 09:19:28 PM

spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.


Not at the poles.
 
2013-09-05 09:19:58 PM

Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.


Not if it's a digital clock.
 
2013-09-05 09:20:35 PM
According to the video tape, the rebels said: "I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."
 
2013-09-05 09:21:36 PM

2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.


Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"
 
2013-09-05 09:21:41 PM
hey here's an idea:

USA lets brown people kill each other for free, spends your money helping Americans.

It's your tax money, your future social security, now being spent CONSTANTLY to murder brown folk overseas.
 
2013-09-05 09:22:06 PM

2wolves: Prophet of Loss: 2wolves: Prophet of Loss: at the behest of the Arabs and Israelis.

Ya wanna look that part over Mr. Happy?

Both sides are pushing for us to get involved. You have a problem with that?

Different factions of each of those larger groups are lobbying for involvement,  So is General Dynamics.


Well the truth is both Arabs and Israelis are pushing hard for us to get involved. Argo, they want Americans to die on their behalf. Anyone else who wants that puts them in the same immoral boat.

Fight your own damn wars.
 
2013-09-05 09:22:10 PM

spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.


nope. FoxNEWS will run with this tomorrow and, being the number one name in news 15 years and running, even more folks will see Barack bin Obama for the aQ supporter he is
 
2013-09-05 09:22:37 PM
  Here's the real conspiracy theory- Alex Jones and his ilk are puppets for the system. They spout 99% gibberish and the ever so occasional nugget of truth. Look- no one looks for diamonds in the sewer. If someone told you there were diamonds under all the crap you wouldn't believe them. If a credible person told you about the diamonds, you would think they were gullible or stupid. All you've ever seen in the sewer is shiat and you will not believe anything to the contrary.
  The thing is that maybe the sewer is the best place of all to hide diamonds. Once a story has been tainted with the conspiracy label legitimate journalists will not touch it. It's not about control of the information itself. The only thing that matters is the public's perception of the information.
  That's the real Info War... if you believe that kind of thing. Us cool kids know that conspiracy stuff is all bullshiat. Right?
 
2013-09-05 09:22:49 PM
cdn.uproxx.com

"You can't use chemicals to kill your own people! You have to do it organically."
 
2013-09-05 09:22:55 PM
Obama calls Kerry a liar on Syria.


http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2013/09/05/obama-kerry-putin-sy r ia-russia-g-20/2769683/

Note: An earlier version of this post had a mistaken headline.
 
2013-09-05 09:23:00 PM
Seems legit.
 
2013-09-05 09:23:33 PM

Calmamity: Nabb1: We shouldn't be taking sides at all. We're planning to be the Air Force for al Qaeda sympathizers against an insidious dictator. Saudi Arabia wants us to do something. Well, how about the incredibly wealthy Saudis put those fighter jets and M-1 Abrams tanks we sold them to good use. How about instead of the Saudis giving us lip service support for intervention, we offer them lip service support for intervention for a change? The Arab League should be equipped to handle this. Every time we intervene in Middle East conflicts, it seems like we win more enemies than friends. T. E. Lawrence was right.

Them and the French, who have been talking smack, should feel free to jump right in to this mess, if they think action is so important.

There are no good guys in Syria. There is no "winning" there.


What if we send Charlie Sheen to attack them?
 
2013-09-05 09:24:05 PM

Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"


i1089.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-05 09:24:43 PM

Aristocles: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

nope. FoxNEWS will run with this tomorrow and, being the number one name in news 15 years and running, even more folks will see Barack bin Obama for the aQ supporter he is


Dude.  Come on.  Are you feeling okay?  That was...just awful.
 
2013-09-05 09:25:21 PM

Prophet of Loss: Argo


That was the name of the ship captained by Jason.
 
2013-09-05 09:25:58 PM

Mrtraveler01: 2wolves: Kuroshin: spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Not at the poles.

Not if it's a digital clock.

Then it's only once a day as it blinks "12:00"


If it doesn't have an AM/PM designation (and isn't 24-hour), then it's still twice per day.

Again, except at the poles.
 
2013-09-05 09:27:18 PM

Kuroshin: If it doesn't have an AM/PM designation (and isn't 24-hour), then it's still twice per day.


You have to be quite the cheap ass to get a digital clock that doesn't have the AM/PM designation.
 
2013-09-05 09:27:51 PM
I find it odd how people frame things.

We don't want to aid a vicious dictator and we don't want to aid rebels that might be Al Qaeda sympathizers.

That's all fine and good. But is that really enough reason to just sit back and do nothing while innocent civilians are stuck in the crossfire?

I realize that we don't get involved in a great many conflicts where innocent people are being hurt. But to just openly say "there's no benefit for us to get involved, so suck it civilians" is a biatchilling.
 
2013-09-05 09:28:15 PM

spamdog: Snark aside, does anyone actually have any disproof of the claims in the video and article?

I mean I know it's infowars, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.


I'm sceptical, but then again Al Qaeda has a tendency to create martyrs (willing or not) for their cause.
 
2013-09-05 09:28:20 PM
LOL, how long into the US's war against nefarious chemical weapons users will it be before the US military uses fuel-air explosives, white phosphorus ordnance, or both?
 
2013-09-05 09:29:28 PM

GhostFish: We don't want to aid a vicious dictator


Since when?  The U.S. is infamous for supporting dictators.
 
2013-09-05 09:29:30 PM

Mrtraveler01: Kuroshin: If it doesn't have an AM/PM designation (and isn't 24-hour), then it's still twice per day.

You have to be quite the cheap ass to get a digital clock that doesn't have the AM/PM designation.


What did you call me?  I'll have you know that I spent a good $50 for my stopped digital clock!  And it has neither AM nor PM designations!  You want to know whether it's morning or night?  Look out the window, pleb!

/should have bought a clock that wasn't stopped...
 
2013-09-05 09:30:08 PM

2wolves: GhostFish: We don't want to aid a vicious dictator

Since when?  The U.S. is infamous for supporting dictators.


Until they become troublesome, at which point we kill them.
 
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