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(National Post)   The rumors about Jack Nicholson's retirement from acting due memory loss may be a bit premature. I think I read that somewhere, but I'm not certain   ( ) divider line
    More: Followup, Jack Nicholson, Maria Shriver, gossip magazine, rumors, Bruce Dern  
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2013-09-05 10:26:36 PM  
Oh, top notch work there!
2013-09-05 10:29:31 PM  
Good. I'm hoping he does a cameo as a ni¶¶er cook in the new Shining movie.
2013-09-05 10:33:29 PM  
that was Sean Connery, sub.
2013-09-05 10:38:54 PM  

Ooba Tooba: a ni¶¶er
2013-09-05 11:09:02 PM  
He's 76. It happens to the best of us.
2013-09-05 11:16:36 PM  
Even if it is not true, his career seems to be pretty much over. Not everyone can be Eastwood.
2013-09-05 11:39:14 PM  
Nice reference, subby, from one of my top 5 favorite movies
2013-09-05 11:39:57 PM  

Montag19: Even if it is not true, his career seems to be pretty much over. Not everyone can be Eastwood.

Judging by his empty chair behavior from a while back, Eastwood is no longer able to be Eastwood.
2013-09-05 11:41:31 PM  
I'd be happy with him going away if it meant Judi Dench could read scripts again.
2013-09-05 11:55:05 PM  
This is all Jimmy Buss's fault.
2013-09-05 11:55:27 PM  
I mean he prolly forgot what he shot his last round.
2013-09-06 12:29:57 AM

HERE''s...hold's...fark it...HELLO biatch!
2013-09-06 12:39:32 AM  
Jack hasn't been the same since his diabetes related stroke in 2010. It's not memory thats the problem it's his speech.
2013-09-06 10:12:59 AM  
All work and no play make Jack go...something...something.
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