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(News 13 Orlando)   Another reason for children to fear the dentist...they might stop breathing   (mynews13.com) divider line 6
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2013-09-05 10:39:31 PM
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desertfool: CSB:

I was 16. I was at the dentist for a routine cleaning. The little cleaning device fell off of the cleaning device/drill/god knows what else power thingy, and fell down my throat. Now, Dr. Whatshisface had short, fat fingers and couldn't get the thing out of my choking throat. The freaking nurse had to fish it out while I was choking to death in the chair.

I haven't been to a "Dentist" ever since. And I am over 40. Fark 'em. Their technology hasn't advanced in centuries. I am what Seinfeld would call an "anti-dentite". I am VERY anti-dentite. I have friends who go to dentists and constantly complain of pain. I tell them to stop going and the pain will stop.

/CSB


You know, when most people hire a mechanic to fix their car and the mechanic does a terrible job, most people will find a new and better mechanic, not boycott mechanics.  Just sayin.

/I bet your breath is horrible
2013-09-06 02:58:15 PM
1 votes:
Meh, if your kid is a hellion and needs dental work, they get sedated or hospitalized for it.

/don't let your kid be a hellion
2013-09-06 12:04:09 AM
1 votes:

valkore: "Just relax, kid.  It'll all be over before you know it.  Or after you're done shrieking in absolute pain and terror for two hours or more.  Whichever takes longer."

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(Yes, this is a real thing.)


Actually that does help autistic children because compression actually calms them down. Don't ask me why though. Also I'm Sure Mom and/or dad was right off to the side in case anything happens.
2013-09-05 11:47:44 PM
1 votes:

Great Justice: desertfool: CSB:

I was 16. I was at the dentist for a routine cleaning. The little cleaning device fell off of the cleaning device/drill/god knows what else power thingy, and fell down my throat. Now, Dr. Whatshisface had short, fat fingers and couldn't get the thing out of my choking throat. The freaking nurse had to fish it out while I was choking to death in the chair.

I haven't been to a "Dentist" ever since. And I am over 40. Fark 'em. Their technology hasn't advanced in centuries. I am what Seinfeld would call an "anti-dentite". I am VERY anti-dentite. I have friends who go to dentists and constantly complain of pain. I tell them to stop going and the pain will stop.

/CSB

You know, when most people hire a mechanic to fix their car and the mechanic does a terrible job, most people will find a new and better mechanic, not boycott mechanics.  Just sayin.

/I bet your breath is horrible


Yeah, I have a major dentist phobia. Once when they were making one of those plaster molds of my mouth while I had braces, the technician put too much plaster in my mouth and it dried in my throat. I couldn't breathe for about a minute and the biatch kept telling me I'd be able to breathe if I just relaxed. I'd had the molds before and knew this time was wrong and I genuinely couldn't breathe.

But I still get my teeth cleaned and tended to. Tooth decay doesn't just affect breath, it can cause all kinds of fatal complications.
2013-09-05 09:18:59 PM
1 votes:
If your dentist has to pretty well knock out people in his chair for routine procedures, then hes either a shiatty dentist(stab stab) or can't handle the squirming little bastard.
2013-09-05 09:11:15 PM
1 votes:
Doesn't sound like anyone died.

Still, let's just take away the man's livelihood just in case.
 
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