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2013-09-05 05:52:46 PM
I smell reality series!!
 
2013-09-05 05:58:30 PM
Sodom and Gamorrah!!!!!  Yeehaw!!!!
 
2013-09-05 06:00:32 PM
I saw this recently and assumed it was satire. I forgot that some people who label themselves Christian don't follow all the Christian rules even though they try and make others follow them.
 
2013-09-05 06:06:00 PM
Does it really violate the modern secular Christian interpretation of the bible?  Seems fairly compatible to me.

Remember that fundies have to ignore a lot of very important theological points to claim that the ten commandments have any kind of primacy over the new testament to begin with, it's stated pretty explicitly by Jesus several times in the NT that it's the other way around.
 
2013-09-05 06:11:45 PM
there is a kink for everyone, and everyone has a kink. The base notion of the concept of "rule 34" implies that you most deprived fantasy, is someones pain in the ass (snert) job.

but, yes, my Ex is a devout little follower of the word and love of Jesus who is also a practitioner of BDS&M and polyamorie.
 
2013-09-05 06:19:56 PM

Empty H: I saw this recently and assumed it was satire. I forgot that some people who label themselves Christian don't follow all the Christian rules even though they try and make others follow them.


So you banged my ex also?
 
2013-09-05 06:21:47 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Empty H: I saw this recently and assumed it was satire. I forgot that some people who label themselves Christian don't follow all the Christian rules even though they try and make others follow them.

So you banged my ex also?


Only on Sundays.
 
2013-09-05 06:34:54 PM
When I'm spit roasting a dude's wife, it's good to know they love both love Jesus, you know?
 
2013-09-05 06:42:23 PM
Jesus said that folks who can be celibate should do so, but if you couldn't, get married, and if you couldn't do that, well, and so on. Nice feller.
 
2013-09-05 06:43:52 PM
"There is this group of women who believe that if they only have anal sex, they are still virgins."

...And there's a website FULL of them?!
 
2013-09-05 06:49:51 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

"They set out to create their website, 'newsodom.com' after misinterpreting a passage from The Bible"
 
2013-09-05 06:51:50 PM
Don't know if that site's legit but all ya gotta do is right-click "view image" to see the pics.

small.dvipcdn.com
 
2013-09-05 06:52:05 PM
Jesus got nailed so you could too.
 
2013-09-05 06:52:49 PM

Empty H: I saw this recently and assumed it was satire. I forgot that some people who label themselves Christian don't follow all the Christian rules even though they try and make others follow them.


Heh, knew a girl as a teenager(17 or so) who was always talking about two things, Jesus or banging her 20something boyfreind.
 
2013-09-05 06:57:35 PM
Why not? Christians have decided you can have sex with men but not be a Homosexual.
 
2013-09-05 07:08:44 PM

Jim_Callahan: Does it really violate the modern secular Christian interpretation of the bible?  Seems fairly compatible to me.

Remember that fundies have to ignore a lot of very important theological points to claim that the ten commandments have any kind of primacy over the new testament to begin with, it's stated pretty explicitly by Jesus several times in the NT that it's the other way around.


I guarantee you - the more outwardly devout and reforming of others a person is, the more dirty little secrets they have to hide.  Usually, sexual - pedophilia, commonly.
 
2013-09-05 07:12:12 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Don't know if that site's legit but all ya gotta do is right-click "view image" to see the pics.

[small.dvipcdn.com image 200x200]


i0.kym-cdn.com

Whatever you do don't do it unless you want to see naked fatties.
 
2013-09-05 07:18:27 PM

Empty H: I saw this recently and assumed it was satire. I forgot that some people who label themselves Christian don't follow all the Christian rules even though they try and make others follow them.


If by "some" you mean "almost none" then sure.
 
2013-09-05 07:20:20 PM
Oh sweet Lord Babby Jesus I'm coming!
 
2013-09-05 07:23:21 PM

js34603: When I'm spit roasting a dude's wife, it's good to know they love both love Jesus, you know?


oh yeah that is the comment of the thread!

Also:

www.catholictradition.org

I'm here for the gangbang.
 
2013-09-05 07:36:20 PM
Come to Jesus.
 
Skr
2013-09-05 07:37:14 PM
Does "Do unto others as you would have them do to you" apply to pegging?
 
2013-09-05 07:37:34 PM
Is this for that freaky deaky tv preacher to lure some sweet prudish gal into his clutches
 
2013-09-05 07:51:20 PM

mongbiohazard: Empty H: I saw this recently and assumed it was satire. I forgot that some people who label themselves Christian don't follow all the Christian rules even though they try and make others follow them.

If by "some" you mean "most of them" then sure.

 
2013-09-05 07:59:21 PM

js34603: When I'm spit roasting a dude's wife, it's good to know they love both love Jesus, you know?


So you both turned the other cheek.
 
2013-09-05 08:01:10 PM

Fano: Jesus said that folks who can be celibate should do so, but if you couldn't, get married, and if you couldn't do that, well, and so on. Nice feller.


I believe it was Paul who said it
 
2013-09-05 08:01:24 PM
As my friend commented on this said:"...there is nothing worse than having sex with someone who is calling out to a different god during orgasm."
 
2013-09-05 08:03:57 PM

All2morrowsparTs: As my friend commented on this said:"...there is nothing worse than having sex with someone who is calling out to a different god during orgasm."


Darwin, Darwin!
 
2013-09-05 08:09:05 PM

Gergesa: Sodom and Gamorrah!!!!!  Yeehaw!!!!


are they also treating the poor badly?
 
2013-09-05 08:12:45 PM
Ezekiel 23:20
 
2013-09-05 08:13:27 PM
Christian Singers, for the people who answer "WWJD?" with an enthusiastic "get nailed multiple times at once!"
 
2013-09-05 08:16:43 PM
But they're so boring in bed.
 
2013-09-05 08:17:39 PM
Just because cheap knockoff brands claim to be the real deal does not make them brand name.
 
2013-09-05 08:26:44 PM
Well, you're not really coveting your neighbor's wife if he willingly lends her out to you.
 
2013-09-05 08:26:53 PM
SWM, 30ish, seeks Babylonian whore with leper fetish.
 
2013-09-05 08:31:05 PM
This might be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

/used to be in the lifestyle so getting a real kick...
 
2013-09-05 08:50:24 PM
One of the former Sunday school teachers at my family church moved away from our small town and settled somewhere south if Tampa.  A few years later she started popping up in some "mature" porn movies and briefly had her own website until her children forced her to take it down.  When she comes back to town she comes to church and is welcomed by everyone.  I am sure if I click on the link she and her husband will be on that site.
 
2013-09-05 09:19:00 PM

darwinpolice: Christian Singers, for the people who answer "WWJD?" with an enthusiastic "get nailed multiple times at once!"


NSFW vid of two chicks doing it
 
2013-09-05 09:19:31 PM
Get yerself some of that christianminge.com, eh?
 
2013-09-05 10:14:26 PM

Paris1127: darwinpolice: Christian Singers, for the people who answer "WWJD?" with an enthusiastic "get nailed multiple times at once!"

NSFW vid of two chicks doing it


Those were some very, VERY dead eyes.
 
2013-09-05 10:15:22 PM
Horny fat open mouthed believer seeks couple to enjoy coitus while I recite passages, and tug on my blood sausage. Upon release of the sacred seed, I wish to be admonished, and scolded. Possibly spanked. I pray you'll contact soon. Heaven awaits;)
 
2013-09-05 10:37:14 PM
I really wish I'd bought the christianminge.com domain.
 
2013-09-05 10:46:40 PM

mrlewish: Come to for Jesus.


FTFY
 
2013-09-05 11:03:43 PM
Praise Jesus on your knees.
 
2013-09-05 11:13:03 PM

Skr: Does "Do unto others as you would have them do to you" apply to pegging?


It might. Are you worried or hopeful?
 
2013-09-05 11:20:04 PM
Do they have a prayer session before they start to ask their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to watch over their gangbang and give them guidance? Maybe they have lots of bible studies/role play about Abraham and Sara and Hagar

\weird.
 
2013-09-05 11:21:39 PM

mikefinch: Do they have a prayer session before they start to ask their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to watch over their gangbang and give them guidance? Maybe they have lots of bible studies/role play about Abraham and Sara and Hagar

\weird.


Must be like being forced to say grace before a meal, only worse.
 
2013-09-05 11:36:41 PM
Kill yourself.
 
2013-09-06 12:13:47 AM

Paris1127: darwinpolice: Christian Singers, for the people who answer "WWJD?" with an enthusiastic "get nailed multiple times at once!"

NSFW vid of two chicks doing it


Is it 'The Loophole?'

God Loves Garfunkel & Oates
 
2013-09-06 12:42:30 AM

Fano: Jesus said that folks who can be celibate should do so, but if you couldn't, get married, and if you couldn't do that, well, and so on. Nice feller.


No. St. Paul says that, not Jesus.
 
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