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(Madison Courier)   Indiana town to hold Honey Boo Boo look-alike contest, offer 10 new $1 bills for Grand Supreme Honey Boo Boo   (madisoncourier.com) divider line 11
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2013-09-05 04:37:42 PM  
3 votes:
"Grand Supreme Honey Boo Boo" sounds either like the most adorable KKK title ever, or something Denny's would put on their menu.
2013-09-05 06:32:40 PM  
2 votes:
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Carrollton is in Kentucky, on the Ohio River. The article appeared in a paper based out of Madison, Indiana.
2013-09-05 07:44:02 PM  
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: GungFu: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.


Amazingly, I see nothing that would indicate that would ever happen.
They are an incredibly supportive and loving family, believe it or not.

Most likely, she'll live to middle-age and die of obesity complications. Mama June's longevity will reflect more accurately just how long the kids will live.

My theory isn't from the family side. It's from the school side. Middle school kids are absolute bloodthirsty, and the second she stops being cute/weird/a child, the TV money dries up. In a small rural area, she becomes the girl who used to be Honey Boo Boo.

The parents who love her so much should never have allowed this travesty to happen.



Nah, I don't think you've really watched the show. It may have her name on it but the show really isn't about her. Maybe in the first series, it focused more on her pageants and stuff, but the all the while, her family played a very large part in them. And that's now pretty much the angle for the 2nd series.
As for the ego of being cute/ weird and shiat - I think given where they live, they are pretty normal, I'd imagine. And what tv money? It's in a bank. They, especially Mama June, is as thrifty as they come and there's no trappings on fame nor fortune on show at all.

I understand that they would appear to be an easy target to think they would self-implode because of this tv show and the recognition garnered from it, and being the Southern rednecky people they are, however, I think if you keep an open mind, you'll find that they are very stable as a family - in their own peculiar way.

They just got to be more healthy. It is their fattiness that will fark them up in the long run.
2013-09-05 07:34:37 PM  
1 votes:
I frequently have conversations with our Lord and Savior, Baby Jesus.  I don't always pretend to comprehend what he's saying, because he talks in parables and I don't know Aramaic.  Mostly, I tilt my head and smile, kind of like my dog does when I talk to her for no reason.  But, just like my dog, I've come to understand a little bit of what the Baby Jesus says to me.  He's often prophetic and mostly he showers me with love.

One night, I was on the beach and I looked back behind me and I only saw one set of footprints in the sand.  I knew Baby Jesus wasn't a Tusken Raider, so I implored him for an answer.  He explained to me that at times, when bad things happen, it's because he had to choose between the lesser of two evils.  That night, he chose to walk behind me and only step in my footprints (side note, you'd be surprised how delicate and tiny his feet are), rather than forge his own path and risk stepping on a needle or some broken glass.

So, when I think back on it, Honey Boo Boo isn't so bad.  You never know, Baby Jesus's choice might have been between letting loose upon the Earth Honey Boo Boo or the resurrection of Hitler.  Joke all you want, but I'd take six million Honey Boo Boos over a zombie Hitler, any day.
2013-09-05 07:22:21 PM  
1 votes:

rustypouch: I'll be in my bunk.


Cutting your wrists?
2013-09-05 07:08:35 PM  
1 votes:
I found this while searching for an attention whore picture and felt it was my duty to share;
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2013-09-05 06:36:32 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-09-05 06:26:06 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: "Grand Supreme Honey Boo Boo" sounds either like the most adorable KKK title ever, or something Denny's would put on their menu.


Would it be s'getti and butter? A whole stick of butter? Or maybe Homer's moon waffle
2013-09-05 06:16:23 PM  
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Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]


Why do you hate Fark?
2013-09-05 06:08:26 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-09-05 05:25:33 PM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Yeah, right.

Where are they going to find fat children in southern Indiana?


Duh, western Kentucky.
 
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