Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: GungFu: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.Amazingly, I see nothing that would indicate that would ever happen.They are an incredibly supportive and loving family, believe it or not.Most likely, she'll live to middle-age and die of obesity complications. Mama June's longevity will reflect more accurately just how long the kids will live.My theory isn't from the family side. It's from the school side. Middle school kids are absolute bloodthirsty, and the second she stops being cute/weird/a child, the TV money dries up. In a small rural area, she becomes the girl who used to be Honey Boo Boo.The parents who love her so much should never have allowed this travesty to happen.
rustypouch: I'll be in my bunk.
Diogenes: "Grand Supreme Honey Boo Boo" sounds either like the most adorable KKK title ever, or something Denny's would put on their menu.
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sigdiamond2000: Yeah, right.Where are they going to find fat children in southern Indiana?
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