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(Madison Courier)   Indiana town to hold Honey Boo Boo look-alike contest, offer 10 new $1 bills for Grand Supreme Honey Boo Boo   (madisoncourier.com) divider line 66
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2013-09-05 04:37:42 PM  
"Grand Supreme Honey Boo Boo" sounds either like the most adorable KKK title ever, or something Denny's would put on their menu.
 
2013-09-05 04:41:30 PM  
Yeah, right.

Where are they going to find fat children in southern Indiana?
 
2013-09-05 05:25:33 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Yeah, right.

Where are they going to find fat children in southern Indiana?


Duh, western Kentucky.
 
2013-09-05 05:48:29 PM  
You know that old SNL skit that had Chris Farley dressed up like a woman, and he'd say "SHUT UP, I"M STARVING"?  That should win as future honey booboo
 
2013-09-05 06:08:26 PM  
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2013-09-05 06:12:47 PM  
I thought it sad that they'd even hold a contest like this. Then I thought it even sadder that there are people who want to compete.
 
2013-09-05 06:14:03 PM  
$10 would not be enough pay to lower myself to eating enough sketti to look like honey boo boo.
 
2013-09-05 06:14:59 PM  
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2013-09-05 06:16:23 PM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]


Why do you hate Fark?
 
2013-09-05 06:17:25 PM  
I cant imagine why, anyone would 1. Watch that horrific train wreck of a family on tv, or 2. want their child to look like that retarded toenail chewer or 3. If they had one that did, why would you want anyone else to know it? Can someone, for the love of sanity, please explain why anyone is the least bit interested in that child?
 
2013-09-05 06:21:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-05 06:26:06 PM  

Diogenes: "Grand Supreme Honey Boo Boo" sounds either like the most adorable KKK title ever, or something Denny's would put on their menu.


Would it be s'getti and butter? A whole stick of butter? Or maybe Homer's moon waffle
 
2013-09-05 06:26:32 PM  
So, we've pinpointed "somewhere else" of "Go be fat somewhere else" fame. Who had Indiana in the betting pool?
 
2013-09-05 06:32:13 PM  

Heamer: I thought it sad that they'd even hold a contest like this. Then I thought it even sadder that there are people who want to compete.


Much like its sad that a show like hbb even exists, but its even sadder that its on the Learning Channel(Piccardfacepalm.jpg)
 
2013-09-05 06:32:40 PM  
-1 subby.

Carrollton is in Kentucky, on the Ohio River. The article appeared in a paper based out of Madison, Indiana.
 
2013-09-05 06:32:42 PM  
I chose not to aggrandize this rube fad by making a comment in this thread.
 
2013-09-05 06:34:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-05 06:35:19 PM  
Fark the site for trying to print itself.
 
2013-09-05 06:36:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-05 06:38:52 PM  
goddam that is one ugly kid
 
2013-09-05 06:40:06 PM  

JAGUART: I chose not to aggrandize this rube fad by making a comment in this thread.


Uh huh...

Mister high 'n' mighty, over here, thinks he too dayum good fer us folk who taint got nuttin' better to do than make fun of the reason 'murica! is been going down the shiatter.

/Bet he polishes his dog turds, too.
//Christ, that hurt to write...
 
2013-09-05 06:40:12 PM  
She grew up in an Indiana town, had a good lookin' mama who never was around.
 
2013-09-05 06:41:38 PM  

sheep snorter:


Uncanny.. I'm so stealing this! Got some friends to freak out.
 
2013-09-05 06:43:39 PM  
sheep snorter

I have never actually "lol"ed while on the Internet...until just now. You farker.
 
2013-09-05 06:44:57 PM  
Oh, how the Discovery Channel has fallen...
 
2013-09-05 06:46:42 PM  

js34603: She grew up in an Indiana town, had a good lookin' mama who never was around.


Pretty sure Honey's mama is round.

Oh wait..  you said "a"round...
 
2013-09-05 06:47:17 PM  

base935: Oh, how the Discovery  Learning Channel has fallen...

 
2013-09-05 06:48:14 PM  
I was sure subby was joking with the "10 brand new $1 bills" comment. Nope. Ten whole dollars, damn, how did they scrape that fortune together?
 
2013-09-05 06:52:18 PM  

The Third Man: I was sure subby was joking with the "10 brand new $1 bills" comment. Nope. Ten whole dollars, damn, how did they scrape that fortune together?


They sold the last group of kids off.
 
2013-09-05 06:53:38 PM  

poison_amy: base935: Oh, how the Discovery  Learning Channel has fallen...


I've found out recently that TLC, History, and the Military channel are all owned by the same company as Discovery channel, which explains why they all went downhill together.
 
2013-09-05 06:56:51 PM  
I just came to thank subby for not writing "look-a-like."

/major peeve
 
2013-09-05 06:56:56 PM  
I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.
 
2013-09-05 06:56:59 PM  
Did anyone see the episode where Mama June had some sort of ladies evening?

Holy Crap, there's some mutant species down South where female humans have evolved porcine characteristics. I swear I saw some 'ladies' with 8 teats pointing out of there tops.
 
2013-09-05 06:57:54 PM  

GungFu: Did anyone see the episode where Mama June had some sort of ladies evening?

Holy Crap, there's some mutant species down South where female humans have evolved porcine characteristics. I swear I saw some 'ladies' with 8 teats pointing out of there tops.


*their

/I got over excited
//teats!
 
2013-09-05 06:58:34 PM  
www.sabatinostore.com

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

I got nothin......
 
2013-09-05 06:59:28 PM  

sheep snorter:


Dear FSM... I had seen that pic before and thought it was Mimi from the Drew Carey show. But that's the momma, isn't it?
 
2013-09-05 07:01:24 PM  

farkinglizardking: poison_amy: base935: Oh, how the Discovery  Learning Channel has fallen...

I've found out recently that TLC, History, and the Military channel are all owned by the same company as Discovery channel, which explains why they all went downhill together.


Wow..  that actually explains, well, everything.
 
2013-09-05 07:03:31 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.



Amazingly, I see nothing that would indicate that would ever happen.
They are an incredibly supportive and loving family, believe it or not.

Most likely, she'll live to middle-age and die of obesity complications. Mama June's longevity will reflect more accurately just how long the kids will live.
 
2013-09-05 07:03:41 PM  

poison_amy: farkinglizardking: poison_amy: base935: Oh, how the Discovery  Learning Channel has fallen...

I've found out recently that TLC, History, and the Military channel are all owned by the same company as Discovery channel, which explains why they all went downhill together.

Wow..  that actually explains, well, everything.


It's pretty sad. Ten years ago, when I was in high school, I loved watching the History channel. Informative stuff on ancient Rome and the middle ages.

Now we have Ancient Aliens.... sigh
 
2013-09-05 07:03:59 PM  
Wow, in before the terrifying multiple-mouthed Mama June animated gif.
 
2013-09-05 07:05:17 PM  
From my experiences in Indiana, you can't throw a rock without hitting someone that looks like Honey Boo Boo or Mama June.

And it bounces off.
 
2013-09-05 07:07:23 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.


After at least one pregnancy and a nasty drug habit. Several mugshots, too.
 
2013-09-05 07:08:13 PM  

GungFu: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.


Amazingly, I see nothing that would indicate that would ever happen.
They are an incredibly supportive and loving family, believe it or not.

Most likely, she'll live to middle-age and die of obesity complications. Mama June's longevity will reflect more accurately just how long the kids will live.


Then someone should kill Mama June as soon as possible.
 
2013-09-05 07:08:35 PM  
I found this while searching for an attention whore picture and felt it was my duty to share;
i151.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-05 07:10:27 PM  

LBarto: Fark the site for trying to print itself.


LOL I thought that was just me, wtf is that shiat?
 
2013-09-05 07:11:43 PM  
madisoncourier.com

Who, who ate all the pies? You, you ate all the pies!

But seriously, this is your generation's Shirley Temple. My generaton didn't have a Shirley Temple. It had Gary Coleman instead.


Everything about America is over-sized ... especially Amercans.


God help us if the Goo' Ship Lollipop ever runs into that marshmallow.


God, please let this Great Recession be over soon!


I'm begging you, as an Atheist, please gather your sheeple into your Bosom. Or at least give us back Gary Coleman.


Say Amen, Brother!

Amen, Brother!
 
2013-09-05 07:14:38 PM  
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2013-09-05 07:18:19 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-09-05 07:22:21 PM  

rustypouch: I'll be in my bunk.


Cutting your wrists?
 
2013-09-05 07:31:09 PM  

GungFu: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.


Amazingly, I see nothing that would indicate that would ever happen.
They are an incredibly supportive and loving family, believe it or not.

Most likely, she'll live to middle-age and die of obesity complications. Mama June's longevity will reflect more accurately just how long the kids will live.


My theory isn't from the family side. It's from the school side. Middle school kids are absolute bloodthirsty, and the second she stops being cute/weird/a child, the TV money dries up. In a small rural area, she becomes the girl who used to be Honey Boo Boo.

The parents who love her so much should never have allowed this travesty to happen.
 
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