sigdiamond2000: Yeah, right.Where are they going to find fat children in southern Indiana?
Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]
Diogenes: "Grand Supreme Honey Boo Boo" sounds either like the most adorable KKK title ever, or something Denny's would put on their menu.
Heamer: I thought it sad that they'd even hold a contest like this. Then I thought it even sadder that there are people who want to compete.
JAGUART: I chose not to aggrandize this rube fad by making a comment in this thread.
js34603: She grew up in an Indiana town, had a good lookin' mama who never was around.
base935: Oh, how the Discovery Learning Channel has fallen...
The Third Man: I was sure subby was joking with the "10 brand new $1 bills" comment. Nope. Ten whole dollars, damn, how did they scrape that fortune together?
poison_amy: base935: Oh, how the Discovery Learning Channel has fallen...
GungFu: Did anyone see the episode where Mama June had some sort of ladies evening?Holy Crap, there's some mutant species down South where female humans have evolved porcine characteristics. I swear I saw some 'ladies' with 8 teats pointing out of there tops.
farkinglizardking: poison_amy: base935: Oh, how the Discovery Learning Channel has fallen...I've found out recently that TLC, History, and the Military channel are all owned by the same company as Discovery channel, which explains why they all went downhill together.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.
poison_amy: farkinglizardking: poison_amy: base935: Oh, how the Discovery Learning Channel has fallen...I've found out recently that TLC, History, and the Military channel are all owned by the same company as Discovery channel, which explains why they all went downhill together.Wow.. that actually explains, well, everything.
GungFu: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I've got a side bet going that says the Honey Boo Boo girl will blow her brains out before she's 18.Amazingly, I see nothing that would indicate that would ever happen.They are an incredibly supportive and loving family, believe it or not.Most likely, she'll live to middle-age and die of obesity complications. Mama June's longevity will reflect more accurately just how long the kids will live.
LBarto: Fark the site for trying to print itself.
Who, who ate all the pies? You, you ate all the pies!But seriously, this is your generation's Shirley Temple. My generaton didn't have a Shirley Temple. It had Gary Coleman instead.Everything about America is over-sized ... especially Amercans.God help us if the Goo' Ship Lollipop ever runs into that marshmallow.God, please let this Great Recession be over soon!I'm begging you, as an Atheist, please gather your sheeple into your Bosom. Or at least give us back Gary Coleman.Say Amen, Brother!Amen, Brother!
rustypouch: I'll be in my bunk.
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