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(Daily Mail)   Pole dancing is a great way for your child to exercise. It almost burns as many calories as street walking   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2013-09-05 04:56:17 PM
Just think of it as career training.
 
2013-09-05 05:08:16 PM
www.vancouversun.com
God forbid any English girl would look so fit. She should be overweight and puking her guts into a rubbish bin like the rest.
 
2013-09-05 05:09:42 PM

basemetal: Just think of it as career training.


www.bumptobean.com
Gotta start em early.
 
2013-09-05 05:09:56 PM
Twerk Butt-thrust
 
2013-09-05 05:11:10 PM
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GIS for 'typical English girl'- though to be fair, that's probably Lewisham.
 
2013-09-05 05:12:48 PM
With all the insane helicopter parenting that occurs, it's boggling what some mothers allow their children to do.

A few years ago I was managing a shoe store. Having a mother encourage their 8 or 9 year old girl to try on 5-inch slut heels and parade around while taking pictures and remarking how it was "cute" was a regular event. One mom even let her kid wear them out of the store after purchase and let her run off to shop with her friends, not realizing that pedophiles sometimes hang out in malls.

The only redemption was when a mom bought her preteen daughter 5 inch heels and the father came back two hours later to return them. I happily refunded his money.

/csb
 
2013-09-05 05:14:50 PM
 
2013-09-05 05:16:40 PM
Announcing the all new "PedoPole"!
 
2013-09-05 05:16:45 PM

farkinglizardking: , not realizing that pedophiles sometimes hang out in malls.


The Wayback machine takes us (spins dial) to 1982!
 
2013-09-05 05:18:11 PM
You know what involved poles and kept us in reasonable shape as children?  Jungle gyms and farking trees.

I mean, as an adult I would appreciate the addition of strippers and dancing or the implication thereof, but as a child I'm pretty sure that would have seemed like an unnecessary bit of useless crap, typical of adults spoiling something fun by tacking on extra rules and boring shiat.  Almost as bad as farking gymnastics class.

//Used to climb flagpoles and do inadvisable things involving acrobatics on stair railings, too, but I figured those weren't quite as universal as tree-climbin'.
 
2013-09-05 05:19:54 PM
My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.

What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.

Worst comes to worst, college is paid for (going to hell for that one).
 
2013-09-05 05:20:09 PM
Starting next summer, Honey Boo Boo and Pole Dancing, The next great Reality TV show.

/just threw up a little.
 
2013-09-05 05:20:33 PM

farkinglizardking: With all the insane helicopter parenting that occurs, it's boggling what some mothers allow their children to do.

A few years ago I was managing a shoe store. Having a mother encourage their 8 or 9 year old girl to try on 5-inch slut heels and parade around while taking pictures and remarking how it was "cute" was a regular event. One mom even let her kid wear them out of the store after purchase and let her run off to shop with her friends, not realizing that pedophiles sometimes hang out in malls.

The only redemption was when a mom bought her preteen daughter 5 inch heels and the father came back two hours later to return them. I happily refunded his money.

/csb


Where else do they hang out!? Dear god man don't keep us waiting! I need to know what places to avoid...
 
2013-09-05 05:20:50 PM
Is it wrong when Daddies bring $1's to dance practice??

/for the other kids... not your own.
/good lord, what kind of monster do you think I am?
 
2013-09-05 05:21:46 PM

Pocket_Fisherman: My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.

What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.

Worst comes to worst, college is paid for (going to hell for that one).


How much does your wife charge for private sessions?
 
2013-09-05 05:22:39 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: farkinglizardking: With all the insane helicopter parenting that occurs, it's boggling what some mothers allow their children to do.

A few years ago I was managing a shoe store. Having a mother encourage their 8 or 9 year old girl to try on 5-inch slut heels and parade around while taking pictures and remarking how it was "cute" was a regular event. One mom even let her kid wear them out of the store after purchase and let her run off to shop with her friends, not realizing that pedophiles sometimes hang out in malls.

The only redemption was when a mom bought her preteen daughter 5 inch heels and the father came back two hours later to return them. I happily refunded his money.

/csb

Where else do they hang out!? Dear god man don't keep us waiting! I need to know what places to avoid...


I can see why I'm taking flak for that comment. My only point is that these were the same suburban mothers that refused to let their kids play in the front yard in broad daylight, yet have no problem with their kids roaming free in a public place like a mall.

My cool story doesn't seem so cool anymore....

*hangs head in shame
 
2013-09-05 05:24:07 PM
Paging Humbert Humbert....
 
2013-09-05 05:24:12 PM

farkinglizardking: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: farkinglizardking: With all the insane helicopter parenting that occurs, it's boggling what some mothers allow their children to do.

A few years ago I was managing a shoe store. Having a mother encourage their 8 or 9 year old girl to try on 5-inch slut heels and parade around while taking pictures and remarking how it was "cute" was a regular event. One mom even let her kid wear them out of the store after purchase and let her run off to shop with her friends, not realizing that pedophiles sometimes hang out in malls.

The only redemption was when a mom bought her preteen daughter 5 inch heels and the father came back two hours later to return them. I happily refunded his money.

/csb

Where else do they hang out!? Dear god man don't keep us waiting! I need to know what places to avoid...

I can see why I'm taking flak for that comment. My only point is that these were the same suburban mothers that refused to let their kids play in the front yard in broad daylight, yet have no problem with their kids roaming free in a public place like a mall.

My cool story doesn't seem so cool anymore....

*hangs head in shame


It was a pretty cool story. Very Bundy-esque (Al, that is)
 
2013-09-05 05:25:15 PM
jesus christ people! wtf!
 
2013-09-05 05:26:57 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: farkinglizardking: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: farkinglizardking: With all the insane helicopter parenting that occurs, it's boggling what some mothers allow their children to do.

A few years ago I was managing a shoe store. Having a mother encourage their 8 or 9 year old girl to try on 5-inch slut heels and parade around while taking pictures and remarking how it was "cute" was a regular event. One mom even let her kid wear them out of the store after purchase and let her run off to shop with her friends, not realizing that pedophiles sometimes hang out in malls.

The only redemption was when a mom bought her preteen daughter 5 inch heels and the father came back two hours later to return them. I happily refunded his money.

/csb

Where else do they hang out!? Dear god man don't keep us waiting! I need to know what places to avoid...

I can see why I'm taking flak for that comment. My only point is that these were the same suburban mothers that refused to let their kids play in the front yard in broad daylight, yet have no problem with their kids roaming free in a public place like a mall.

My cool story doesn't seem so cool anymore....

*hangs head in shame

It was a pretty cool story. Very Bundy-esque (Al, that is)


Haha, I got that a lot when I worked there. Now I've moved on to pizza delivery. I've become Philip J Fry
 
2013-09-05 05:28:13 PM

Pocket_Fisherman: My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.

What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.

Worst comes to worst, college is paid for (going to hell for that one).


I know it seems cool and non sexual that your daughter is a natural pole dancer, but this seemed cool and non sexual to her parents.
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They are both creepy.
 
2013-09-05 05:28:33 PM
Hai guyz!   Why don't you have a seat over there, enjoy your ice tea and cookie and wait for the nice local sheriff to come in and arrest your sorry pedo arse?
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2013-09-05 05:29:23 PM

Pocket_Fisherman: My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.
What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.


Mine is too, she did open her own studio.
She looks and feels great.  Her students flat out love it.
But be prepared, the world is generally just as stupid, ignorant, and pathetic as the commentators here.
 
2013-09-05 05:29:40 PM
 
2013-09-05 05:31:02 PM

jst3p: Pocket_Fisherman: My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.

What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.

Worst comes to worst, college is paid for (going to hell for that one).

I know it seems cool and non sexual that your daughter is a natural pole dancer, but this seemed cool and non sexual to her parents.
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They are both creepy.


Strawman.
 
2013-09-05 05:31:52 PM

ds615: Pocket_Fisherman: My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.
What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.

Mine is too, she did open her own studio.
She looks and feels great.  Her students flat out love it.
But be prepared, the world is generally just as stupid, ignorant, and pathetic as the commentators here.


Does she do lap dances?
 
2013-09-05 05:32:14 PM
Real life job skill learning, right there. Why do you people hate jobs?
 
2013-09-05 05:32:25 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ds615: Pocket_Fisherman: My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.
What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.

Mine is too, she did open her own studio.
She looks and feels great.  Her students flat out love it.
But be prepared, the world is generally just as stupid, ignorant, and pathetic as the commentators here.

Does she do lap dances?


My six year old is a natural, don't judge me!
 
2013-09-05 05:34:21 PM
It's a sport DAMN IT!!

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2013-09-05 05:35:27 PM

ds615: Pocket_Fisherman: My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.
What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.

Mine is too, she did open her own studio.
She looks and feels great.  Her students flat out love it.
But be prepared, the world is generally just as stupid, ignorant, and pathetic as the commentators here.


Nobody ever mentions the bruising. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get arrested for spousal abuse at some point because she is covered with them.
 
2013-09-05 05:37:14 PM
Is is at least as hard as figure skating...

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2013-09-05 05:38:32 PM
well at least this is some useful training that they can fall back on after they get knocked up.
 
2013-09-05 05:38:41 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: farkinglizardking: With all the insane helicopter parenting that occurs, it's boggling what some mothers allow their children to do.

A few years ago I was managing a shoe store. Having a mother encourage their 8 or 9 year old girl to try on 5-inch slut heels and parade around while taking pictures and remarking how it was "cute" was a regular event. One mom even let her kid wear them out of the store after purchase and let her run off to shop with her friends, not realizing that pedophiles sometimes hang out in malls.

The only redemption was when a mom bought her preteen daughter 5 inch heels and the father came back two hours later to return them. I happily refunded his money.

/csb

Where else do they hang out!? Dear god man don't keep us waiting! I need to know what places to avoid...


Anywhere there are children. Just to be safe I avoid the little rugrats entirely.
 
2013-09-05 05:39:36 PM

jst3p: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ds615: Pocket_Fisherman: My wife is a certified pole dancing instructor and is thinking of opening her own studio.  We have a pole in our house and our 6 year old daughter is a natural.
What if I told you that just because you are pole dancing you don't have to take off your clothes?  Its no more sexual than most gymnastics, and its less sexual than beach volleyball lately.

Mine is too, she did open her own studio.
She looks and feels great.  Her students flat out love it.
But be prepared, the world is generally just as stupid, ignorant, and pathetic as the commentators here.

Does she do lap dances?

My six year old is a natural, don't judge me!


More idiocy on your part I see.
 
2013-09-05 05:41:29 PM
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2013-09-05 05:42:27 PM
And on the main stage - Chastity...

i.dailymail.co.uk

cdn.head-fi.org
 
2013-09-05 05:43:45 PM
Any sport women participate in, guys will find it sexual. I don't care if it's pole dancing, gymnastics, yoga, figure skating, ballet, swimming or a dozen others, guys will get all worked up watching women do it.  How about you just live your life and let others do the same?
 
2013-09-05 05:46:27 PM
If it gives them the strength and dexterity to be able to kick the living shiat out of an attacker, I'm all for it.
 
2013-09-05 05:46:55 PM

ReapTheChaos: Any sport women participate in, guys will find it sexual. I don't care if it's pole dancing, gymnastics, yoga, figure skating, ballet, swimming or a dozen others, guys will get all worked up watching women do it.  How about you just live your life and let others do the same?


25.media.tumblr.com
What about pottery?
 
2013-09-05 05:48:47 PM
Tell me you're not impressed. Try to make me believe it.

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2013-09-05 05:48:56 PM

SirEattonHogg: Hai guyz!   Why don't you have a seat over there, enjoy your ice tea and cookie and wait for the nice local sheriff to come in and arrest your sorry pedo arse?
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I say, chap, be a good egg and have a seat over there, what?  Pip pip and all that, eh?
 
2013-09-05 05:55:57 PM
Francofile:
I say, chap, be a good egg and have a seat over there, what?  Pip pip and all that, eh?

Wish I had the photoshop skills to put a top hat and monocle on Chris Hansen.

The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Is is at least as hard as figure skating...

I'm sorry, I was entranced there for a moment.  Were you saying something?
 
2013-09-05 06:01:58 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Where else do they hang out!? Dear god man don't keep us waiting! I need to know what places to avoid...


Churches, schools, public swimming pools. child beauty pageants.and Wal-Mart.
 
2013-09-05 06:03:45 PM

ReapTheChaos: Any sport women participate in, guys will find it sexual. I don't care if it's pole dancing, gymnastics, yoga, figure skating, ballet, swimming or a dozen others, guys will get all worked up watching women do it.  How about you just live your life and let others do the same?


I would say pole dancing is a lot different especially in our culture.  It has been something that only strippers would do and now they are teaching it to kids.  It became more mainstream when Demi Moore made that crappy movie.

Maybe after a good pole dance a mom and her daughter can watch a nice episode of The Kardashians.  Such good role models for young women.
 
2013-09-05 06:14:14 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tell me you're not impressed. Try to make me believe it.

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That has to take some serious muscle.  Even more impressive is when they have their body held straight out perpendicular to the pole, still supported only by their arms.
 
2013-09-05 06:19:29 PM
 
2013-09-05 06:28:20 PM

ReapTheChaos: Any sport women participate in, guys will find it sexual. I don't care if it's pole dancing, gymnastics, yoga, figure skating, ballet, swimming or a dozen others, guys will get all worked up watching women do it.  How about you just live your life and let others do the same?


I guess it's all in how it's done. Going along the pole dancing route, if a woman gets up there and starts doing stuff that would bluescreen the Matrix, then the only thing I'll be thinking about is if the woman is a wizard.

"Look, she's holding herself up by an armpit...hair. Pretty sure that violates some laws of physics somewhere..."
 
2013-09-05 06:32:26 PM

Jim_Callahan: You know what involved poles and kept us in reasonable shape as children?  Jungle gyms and farking trees.


We actually made the 'tardy kid do that at a birthday party when I was a kid. Birthday boy's mom was less than thrilled with us.
 
2013-09-05 06:34:53 PM
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2013-09-05 06:50:13 PM

Strix occidentalis: That has to take some serious muscle. Even more impressive is when they have their body held straight out perpendicular to the pole, still supported only by their arms.


sometimes it's a team effort

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