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(Popbitch)   Advert for cigarette lighter / USB from Japan. There isn't much else to say. It's Japan   (popbitch.com) divider line 18
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2013-09-05 02:43:42 PM
Was that a candlestick it had sex with? After the Frankenstein bit and the dancing ponies and before the world turned into an apple?
 
2013-09-05 05:20:39 PM
ok, it's really wierd to hear somebody singing the alphabet without slurring LMNOP into a single letter.
 
2013-09-05 05:24:20 PM
I like how they skip over the L in the alphabet.  Valiant effort on the R though.
 
2013-09-05 05:25:43 PM
I think Jii date raped the match girl.
 
2013-09-05 05:37:28 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.
 
2013-09-05 05:39:52 PM

TomServo24: I like how they skip over the L in the alphabet.  Valiant effort on the R though.


But good pronunciation on 'I Love You.'
 
2013-09-05 07:20:46 PM
admitted bad translation from The GayBot Times:
Now, in a remote laboratory, a new hero is born... Jii..... Jii..... Jii!
So, let's go.
A B C D E F Jii
I'm the lighter of the future Jii Jii Jii.
O P Q R S T USB
USB lighter Jii Jii Jii
Jii stands for the ji in next generation (jisedai). (new and safe Jii)
Jii stands for the ji in era (jidai). (thinking about ecology and stuff Jii)
Jii stands for the ji in freedom (jiyu). (wants to become a pirate king Jii)
Jii stands for the ji in gigolo.
(Then I think it's just sounds)
When I get tired from lighting too many things
I take off my pants and sleep in the USB port.
Look I'm back! Slide and light.
Wind is no problem. An invincible lighter. Jii
I want to join everyone. (I think he's talking about all the flying cigarettes)
Then the song repeats. That match lady dumps the normal lighter because he has to be thrown away. Jii says he'll keep recharging until he can light her heart. Match lady thinks this is wonderful.
Good for the environment Jii.
(chorus)
Everyone of the world, I love you SB.
 
F42
2013-09-05 07:26:19 PM
god DAMN I want a farking USB lighter SO MUCH!
 
2013-09-05 07:33:31 PM
I'm not really seeing this as very useful.  It seems like it would be quite awkward leaning over to light your cig on a USB stick.  Maybe if it were on a cable, but still why not just make sure you have a lighter?
 
2013-09-05 07:46:58 PM
The animation is very Katamari-like.
 
2013-09-05 08:10:29 PM

gfid: I'm not really seeing this as very useful.  It seems like it would be quite awkward leaning over to light your cig on a USB stick.  Maybe if it were on a cable, but still why not just make sure you have a lighter?


I kind of assumed there was a battery in it for that part?
 
2013-09-05 08:23:06 PM
Storm-like link approval detected.
 
2013-09-05 08:25:28 PM
Yeah, submitted this last night. Pretty odd.

My headline was something like...

I guess this is how you tell children to smoke, in Japanese.
 
2013-09-05 08:49:42 PM

danielscissorhands: Yeah, submitted this last night. Pretty odd.

My headline was something like...

I guess this is how you tell children to smoke, in Japanese.


That is cruel, building all that hype and those kids have to wait till they're 20.
 
2013-09-05 09:59:30 PM
  How do I light a bowl with that abomination?
 
2013-09-05 10:13:47 PM

redsquid: How do I light a bowl with that abomination?


via USB obviously!

/jii!
 
2013-09-06 12:57:58 AM
Someone hired Neil Cicierega to do Japanese commercials now?
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-06 11:02:55 AM
Makes sense to me.  Target the ad to Japanese children who like to take a break with a cigarette after they help defeat Mothra.
 
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