If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Metro)   School apologizes for serving bacon sandwiches to Muslim students, claims it was Allah mistake   (metro.co.uk) divider line 227
    More: Fail, bacon sandwich, Muslims  
•       •       •

6018 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Sep 2013 at 2:01 PM (32 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



227 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-09-05 12:49:08 PM
Hogwash!
 
2013-09-05 12:50:09 PM
In a pig's eye!
 
2013-09-05 12:50:35 PM
Someone's going to catch halal
 
2013-09-05 12:52:28 PM
+1, subby -- I laughed, & spit out my bacon on my monitor.
 
2013-09-05 12:57:39 PM
Honestly, if these idiots can't properly label halal food, how can you expect them to keep track of allergens? You can kill people like this.
 
2013-09-05 12:58:16 PM
Meanwhile, US Military still doesn't apologize for our soldiers giving pork-containing MRE's to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan as a cruel joke.
 
2013-09-05 12:59:06 PM
The thing is they were fine with the bacon sammies. The rioting occurred when they switch to that mock-bacon turkey substitute sh*t.
 
2013-09-05 01:01:08 PM
WTF is wrong with kids these days? First they complain when their English teacher gives them blowjobs, and now they complain about getting bacon sandwiches? Is there any way at all to satisfy these little farkers?
 
2013-09-05 01:15:35 PM

Weatherkiss: Meanwhile, US Military still doesn't apologize for our soldiers giving pork-containing MRE's to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan as a cruel joke.


Are you saying MRE's are cruel? Have to agree.
 
2013-09-05 01:22:02 PM

mediablitz: Weatherkiss: Meanwhile, US Military still doesn't apologize for our soldiers giving pork-containing MRE's to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan as a cruel joke.

Are you saying MRE's are cruel? Have to agree.


Oh, they're not ALL bad.  Don't ask me which ones I liked, though, coz they were still not THAT good so to be memorable.
 
2013-09-05 01:27:08 PM
No one ever apologized for feeding me powdered eggs and powdered milk.

Whar apology? WHAR?!?!?
 
2013-09-05 01:29:34 PM
This is what happens when the government tries to satisfy everyone's religion-based dietary needs.
 
2013-09-05 01:31:58 PM

Weatherkiss: Meanwhile, US Military still doesn't apologize for our soldiers giving pork-containing MRE's to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan as a cruel joke.


*citation needed.jpg*
 
2013-09-05 01:36:44 PM
Fu*k their arcane food restrictions that make no sense in the modern world, and fu*k your bullshiat gluten "allergy".

Anybody want a peanut?
 
2013-09-05 01:47:25 PM
I had a student who was Muslim every day except pepperoni pizza day in the cafeteria. He knew he wasn't supposed to eat pork, but he chose to ignore it if the food was good enough. His dad found out and was pissed, but not at the school. He simply asked the cafeteria manager not to give it to him, no matter how much he begged.
 
2013-09-05 01:53:36 PM
After eating bacon, these kids will never want to eat anything else again.
 
2013-09-05 02:03:51 PM
I'm about to declare jihad on puns.
 
2013-09-05 02:04:28 PM

Calmamity: Fu*k their arcane food restrictions that make no sense in the modern world, and fu*k your bullshiat gluten "allergy".

Anybody want a peanut?


Right.  If you don't eat something as common as pork it's up to you to police your food.
 
2013-09-05 02:05:30 PM

Weatherkiss: Meanwhile, US Military still doesn't apologize for our soldiers giving pork-containing MRE's to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan as a cruel joke.


Apologize for what? I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there.
 
2013-09-05 02:05:37 PM
I bet the kids parents are so mad they could explode.
 
2013-09-05 02:08:41 PM
Golf clap subby

/+1
//window seat please
 
2013-09-05 02:08:51 PM
No Haram. no foul.
 
2013-09-05 02:09:14 PM
See, if you really cared this much about what you eat, you'd bring your own lunch.
 
2013-09-05 02:09:17 PM
they should bring their own food.  Jews do.


What they fail to mention is that after having a bit of bacon that 90% threw down their Korans and found Jesus.
 
2013-09-05 02:09:33 PM
I had a boss that would ask that the pepperoni and sausage be hidden under the cheese so she could have a laugh when the observant (Muslim, Jew, Vegan) employees bit down.
 
2013-09-05 02:09:45 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I bet the kids parents are so mad they could explode.


Wow, I rarely actually laugh out loud at a comment but this got me, well done.
 
2013-09-05 02:10:11 PM

mediablitz: Weatherkiss: Meanwhile, US Military still doesn't apologize for our soldiers giving pork-containing MRE's to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan as a cruel joke.

Are you saying MRE's are cruel? Have to agree.


The omelette MRE is now classed as a crime against humanity and an insult to the entire concept of eggs.

Actually, a lot of peanut butter MREs went out to Afghani kids from what I heard.
 
2013-09-05 02:11:31 PM
So what's wrong with peanutbutter? Stop the hate man. Stop the hate.
 
2013-09-05 02:12:19 PM
What's the penalty for bacon? Do you lose a virgin or something? Do you have to say 50 Allah Akbars?
 
2013-09-05 02:12:29 PM

doublesecretprobation: Weatherkiss: Meanwhile, US Military still doesn't apologize for our soldiers giving pork-containing MRE's to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan as a cruel joke.

*citation needed.jpg*


Brother was bragging about it at the dinner table when he came back from Iraq. He and his buddies were giving pork-containing MRE's to iraqi civilians knowing they couldn't read or know what was in it. Said it was "funny as shiat" to them.

I wasn't as amused. He told me to get off my high horse and that food was food and if they were hungry enough they would eat it.
 
2013-09-05 02:12:58 PM

Calmamity: Fu*k their arcane food restrictions that make no sense in the modern world, and fu*k your bullshiat gluten "allergy".

Anybody want a peanut?


Exactly how are bizarre arcane food restrictions based on invisible sky fairies in -ANY- way related or on the same level as medical conditions that can incapacitate or kill? Equivocating them only tells us a lot about you, as no one else would even conceive of them being on the same level.
You seem pretty hostile to people with allergies. Care to fill us in on why?
 
2013-09-05 02:13:53 PM
Didn't fill out the tree nut forms.
Screw them.
 
2013-09-05 02:14:43 PM
I went to a Community college for a bit, one day in the cafeteria this Muslim woman asked what these little bits were in her mashed potatoes.  The register woman says 'it's bacon'.  Immediately the woman starts throwing up there right on the spot, cries GOD IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!!  It was a pretty farked up thing to witness on how they feel about pork put into action.
 
2013-09-05 02:16:09 PM
public school bacon is basically wax paper with bacon print
 
2013-09-05 02:16:18 PM
Was the school's dean named Jimmy?
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-09-05 02:17:15 PM
"Sorry we didn't cater to your stone-age superstitions."

Who farking cares?
 
2013-09-05 02:17:16 PM
Heh, when we had an Egyptian professor staying at our house as part of an exchange program, for the first several days he carefully dissected every single meal, down to mashing ice cream up into tiny pieces. His English wasn't good then, and all he said was "I eat what I like." Later, he told us it was because someone had warned him that Americans would try to sneak pork into Muslims' food.

/this was pre-9/11, even
 
2013-09-05 02:17:27 PM
I used to work with a guy who believed in Muslim, typical stereotypical Indian IT guy, big turban and beard and all that shiat. One of my other coworkers used to sprinkle bacos into his salad whenever we'd do a group lunch, it was great. He eventually left our office to go work at a rug warehouse, which I thought was ironic.
 
2013-09-05 02:17:41 PM
CSB:

I used to stop at a particular Subway restaurant on my way to work a couple of times a week. Then one day it was shut down by the health department.  Then a few months later it was open again under new owners.  So I decided to pop in again and instead of the usual pimply-faced yokel behind the counter are two very young very very head-scarved ESL women (mother/daughter is my guess).  I ordered my usual, which includes adding bacon.  When it came time for them to put the bacon on, because of some combination of being new and not knowing the Subway guidelines for number of bacon slices per sandwich, and presumably not knowing how much bacon is too much because they've never tasted it, they kept adding more and more bacon.  After each slice they kept looking at me expecting me to say "when," but -- hey, free bacon! -- so I just kept giving them a blank stare until the BMT was mostly bacon and then I nodded, much to their relief.

They only charged me whatever the regular upcharge price is for bacon at Subway, because if they'd charged me the correct amount it probably would have been like 20 bucks.

Man, that was one SALTY sammitch.

/CSB
 
2013-09-05 02:18:40 PM
So we use the US Air Force to bomb Syria with bacon & pr0n.  When the world finds out, only the cool nations are laughing.

elitemrp.net

//solved
 
2013-09-05 02:19:26 PM
if you want to try some awesome bacon crack...

http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/spicy-honey-glazed-bacon

it was truly awesome on a blt.
 
2013-09-05 02:20:20 PM

Infobahn: I had a boss that would ask that the pepperoni and sausage be hidden under the cheese so she could have a laugh when the observant (Muslim, Jew, Vegan) employees bit down.


Your boss is an asshole.  People have a right to choose what they want to eat.
 
2013-09-05 02:20:23 PM

LeroyBourne: I went to a Community college for a bit, one day in the cafeteria this Muslim woman asked what these little bits were in her mashed potatoes.  The register woman says 'it's bacon'.  Immediately the woman starts throwing up there right on the spot, cries GOD IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!!  It was a pretty farked up thing to witness on how they feel about pork put into action.


Now just imagine if a bolt of lightning hit her as soon as she walked outside.
 
2013-09-05 02:20:29 PM
So animal cruelty is now a dietary requirement? Sad
 
2013-09-05 02:20:38 PM
It's funny how mad people get when you tell them you don't like their favourite food or don't want to shove everything evenly vaguely edible down your gullet.

"You won't eat mah fried possum roadkill with pork brain gravy? Yer a sissy and I'm going to sneak squirrel anus into all your food ahurrr durrr durrr."

Then they get all mad when you try to feed them Thai curried water beetle or labrador retriever stew.
 
2013-09-05 02:20:45 PM
At the molecular level, when does pork strop being pork? Once you grind it down to a paste of proteins and fat, what's the difference? Once those molecules cycle through the bioshpere, probably disassembled down to the atomic level, and built back up as something else, where is the "piggyness" lost?
 
2013-09-05 02:21:49 PM

Weatherkiss: Meanwhile, US Military still doesn't apologize for our soldiers giving pork-containing MRE's to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan as a cruel joke.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-05 02:22:55 PM
I don't really give two shiats about what your stupid religion says you can or can't eat. Sit down and shut up. That goes for you Catholics as well. I'm tired of the cafeteria only serving fish patties or tomato soup every Friday for a month just to placate you assholes. Your stupid, outdated food rules are stupid and outdated.
 
2013-09-05 02:23:15 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I used to work with a guy who believed in Muslim, typical stereotypical Indian IT guy, big turban and beard and all that shiat. One of my other coworkers used to sprinkle bacos into his salad whenever we'd do a group lunch, it was great. He eventually left our office to go work at a rug warehouse, which I thought was ironic.


That may be the stupidest thing I have read this week.  Congratulations.
 
2013-09-05 02:23:36 PM
Yet another reason muslims suck
 
Displayed 50 of 227 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report