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2013-09-05 12:32:16 PM  
Like a midget at a urinal I will have to stay on my toes.
 
2013-09-05 12:32:30 PM  
This thread is like words and stuff.
 
2013-09-05 12:33:30 PM  
your mom is like a bus stop. she throws tomatoes at cats.
 
2013-09-05 12:34:25 PM  
as the sun rises in the west so do the shots of tequila cure televisions
 
2013-09-05 12:34:40 PM  
This thread is like a dead baby.  It's giving me an erec wait
 
2013-09-05 12:35:06 PM  
The situation in Syria is a lot like mowing your lawn, if you adjust the height of the mower you can skip picking up all the dog poop.
 
2013-09-05 12:35:08 PM  
His grammar was as bad as like, whatever.
 
2013-09-05 12:35:34 PM  
Looking into your eyes is like staring into an abyss that keeps asking me why i'm staring.
 
2013-09-05 12:35:36 PM  
Life is like a box of chocolates, eventually your arrest for sex with a dead hooker while wearing clown make-up will make the local news.
 
2013-09-05 12:36:07 PM  
i feel like a guy that was given crazy pills by a homeless dude that thinks the smurfs live in his mouth but the car is a home and wears nice shoes so you play basketball until three with a deck of cards made of spaghetti.
 
2013-09-05 12:36:26 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This thread is like a dead baby.  It's giving me an erec wait


hahahahaha
 
2013-09-05 12:37:11 PM  
It's as good of an idea as that time you put cologne on your balls.
 
2013-09-05 12:37:55 PM  
I think I missed the point like a broken #2 pencil.

yall being serious and sh*t
 
2013-09-05 12:37:58 PM  
Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL
 
2013-09-05 12:38:19 PM  
You're as smart as a potato, but you have fewer eyes.
 
2013-09-05 12:39:04 PM  
Life is like a box of chocolates, you gotta keep it on the top of the fridge or the kids will eat it.
 
2013-09-05 12:39:06 PM  

Spoon over Marin: Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL


Stained, wrinkled and covered in germs?
 
2013-09-05 12:39:08 PM  
The situation in Syria is like trying to break-up a tard fight by dropping bowling balls on their heads.
 
2013-09-05 12:39:20 PM  
Grandma's passing is like a candle in the wind.  A candle that was blown into the curtains and caused a devestating housefire.
 
2013-09-05 12:39:23 PM  
Women are like tractors, they don't know how to pack lightly.
 
2013-09-05 12:39:26 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL

Stained, wrinkled and covered in germs?


ROLLED UP AND FULL OF COKE
 
2013-09-05 12:39:54 PM  
This thread is a tolerant as a gay man at a Jewish farm wedding, in the end someone's gonna get tipped
 
2013-09-05 12:40:07 PM  

Mirrorz: Women are like tractors, they don't know how to pack lightly.


and their seats hurt
 
2013-09-05 12:40:16 PM  
My love for you is like...like.....something...something fleeting and temporary.  Like a really bad fart.
 
2013-09-05 12:40:24 PM  
My penis is like a stillborn baby. It stretches out your vagina, then you cry after it goes limp.
 
2013-09-05 12:41:10 PM  
a bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver

/not mine
 
2013-09-05 12:42:48 PM  

Spoon over Marin: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL

Stained, wrinkled and covered in germs?

ROLLED UP AND FULL OF COKE


\O/
 
2013-09-05 12:43:27 PM  
Kissing you is like giving cunnilingus to a quarter pounder with cheese.
 
2013-09-05 12:43:57 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL

Stained, wrinkled and covered in germs?

ROLLED UP AND FULL OF COKE

\O/


one month....
 
2013-09-05 12:44:38 PM  

KingKauff: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL

Stained, wrinkled and covered in germs?

ROLLED UP AND FULL OF COKE

\O/

one month....


what
 
2013-09-05 12:44:42 PM  
Every rap song ever.
 
2013-09-05 12:45:27 PM  
His body hit the pavement like a Hefty bag full of vegetable soup
 
2013-09-05 12:45:28 PM  
I bet you've got an ass like a Skippy Jar
 
2013-09-05 12:45:35 PM  
Oh crap. This is green.
 
2013-09-05 12:46:43 PM  

cgraves67: Oh crap. This is green.


That's a terrible analogy.
 
2013-09-05 12:46:47 PM  
This thread is greener than a Green Acres pasture, it's the place to be
 
2013-09-05 12:46:59 PM  
This thread is Obama's Benghazi.
 
2013-09-05 12:47:04 PM  
Jerking off with a catcher's mitt is a lot like shucking an oyster. You'll probably cut yourself and end up with translucent goo everywhere.
 
2013-09-05 12:47:07 PM  

CoolBeans: cgraves67: Oh crap. This is green.

That's a terrible analogy.


I thought that was the whole point?!
 
2013-09-05 12:47:24 PM  
Greenlighting a thread is like flushing a toilet, you gotta run if you don't want your feet to get wet.
 
2013-09-05 12:47:26 PM  

Spoon over Marin: KingKauff: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL

Stained, wrinkled and covered in germs?

ROLLED UP AND FULL OF COKE

\O/

one month....

what


He's counting down the days till we see each other at a wedding in Asheville.  He has an extremely boring life.
 
2013-09-05 12:48:20 PM  
She was fatter than something really fat, like a football player, but not a football cather or thrower, but one of those fat guys in the middle of everything, ya know....
 
2013-09-05 12:48:23 PM  
oh HELL NAH!

this thread is like a stop light when you're making out with a sickly hooker. It goes green when you least expect it.
 
2013-09-05 12:48:58 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: She was fatter than something really fat, like a football player, but not a football cather or thrower, but one of those fat guys in the middle of everything, ya know....


cather?
 
2013-09-05 12:49:05 PM  

cgraves67: My penis is like a stillborn baby. It stretches out your vagina, then you cry after it goes limp.


HAHAHAHAAHA
 
2013-09-05 12:49:20 PM  
This thread is like, totally, a really bad simile.
 
2013-09-05 12:49:22 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: KingKauff: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL

Stained, wrinkled and covered in germs?

ROLLED UP AND FULL OF COKE

\O/

one month....

what

He's counting down the days till we see each other at a wedding in Asheville.  He has an extremely boring life.


That's when I'll treat you like a rolled up dollar bill
 
2013-09-05 12:50:14 PM  

cgraves67: My penis is like a stillborn baby. It stretches out your vagina, then you cry after it goes limp.


Oh. My. God.
 
2013-09-05 12:50:36 PM  

KingKauff: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: KingKauff: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: casey.lurvs.bacon: Spoon over Marin: Your love is like a dollar bill. DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL Y'ALL

Stained, wrinkled and covered in germs?

ROLLED UP AND FULL OF COKE

\O/

one month....

what

He's counting down the days till we see each other at a wedding in Asheville.  He has an extremely boring life.

That's when I'll treat you like a rolled up dollar bill


I DONT EVEN DRINK COKE, I'M A DR PEPPER GIRL
 
2013-09-05 12:50:41 PM  
My love for you is like a river, it runs through town and gets sewage dumped in it.
 
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