shanrick: Just like OJ. He just can't fade into the background and stay out of the news. And we know what happened to OJ.
skinink: A shiatty driver but he shoots better than Annie Oakley!
Salmon: I don't need to know when someone gets a speeding ticket, thanks.Unless of course, it includes nudity, little people, copious amounts of drugs, or animals at the wheel (preferably all of these).
durbnpoisn: I saw this on the news last night. I was laughing out loud."Seriously... If you insist on going out in public, and you are George Zimmerman, the least you should do is FOLLOW THE DAMN SPEED LIMIT!!"
utsagrad123: Next time I get a speeding ticket, can we have a Fark thread about it?
beantowndog: He hasn't murdered anyone in a while, that's kind of newsworthy.
Virulency: really? news reports on a guy getting a speeding ticket?
freak7: beantowndog: He hasn't murdered anyone in a while, that's kind of newsworthy.Trayvon hasn't tried beating anyone to death in a while either.
FunkOut: [newsbusters.org image 310x200][1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x226]First solution is to shoot, likes to go on patrol, looks like a potato...I think it's pretty evident that George Zimmerman is part Sontaran.
PapaChester: Dear George Zimmerman, You were involved in a very high profile court case that led to your controversial acquittal. Due to your involvement, you will forever be hounded by the media whenever you so much as jaywalk across an empty street. Have fun in your own personal hell.LOLNUB,PapaC
groppet: Maybe he should go hide with Casey Anthony
Daraymann: Time for a "Not News" tag.
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