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(AL.com)   AJ's mom has got it going on   (blog.al.com) divider line 56
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2013-09-05 12:09:40 PM  
Yes she does. Yes she does.

www.playerwives.com
 
2013-09-05 01:12:17 PM  

Cletus C.: Yes she does. Yes she does.
[www.playerwives.com image 176x412]


Another view (she's the one in blue):

coedbc.files.wordpress.com

I was skeptical when I first saw that magazine cover pic, figuring that it was probably just a combination of photoshop and makeup that made her look that incredibly good.  But it appears that I was wrong--other pics that show up on a GIS reveal that she is in fact really, really hot.  Whoa.

I wonder what Bret Musberger would say about her.
 
2013-09-05 01:36:38 PM  
it would also appear as though she has cankles.
 
2013-09-05 01:42:26 PM  

the biggest redneck here: it would also appear as though she has cankles.


I don't see that, but if true, I'd be happy to have her wrap them around my back, or around my neck.
 
2013-09-05 01:42:37 PM  
Looks like a street walker.

/both
 
2013-09-05 01:42:38 PM  
"The glamorous mom and girlfriend of Alabama national championship-winning quarterback AJ McCarron"

Ewww.
 
2013-09-05 01:43:37 PM  

the biggest redneck here: it would also appear as though she has cankles.


The horror. /sarc
 
2013-09-05 01:45:08 PM  

stevetherobot: "The glamorous mom and girlfriend of Alabama national championship-winning quarterback AJ McCarron"
Ewww.


Hey, it's Alabama. What did you expect?
 
2013-09-05 01:45:29 PM  
I'd sack them both.
 
2013-09-05 01:45:56 PM  
That shiat is more fake than Amish Mafia...
 
2013-09-05 01:50:46 PM  
So how much of the team has she banged so far?
 
2013-09-05 01:52:14 PM  

the biggest redneck here: it would also appear as though she has cankles.


provided for comparative purposes:

firebudgie.files.wordpress.com

/hell yes I would
//Dee Dee, not the cankles
 
2013-09-05 01:54:01 PM  
Yes, have some.
 
2013-09-05 02:11:36 PM  
It's so nice how Kathrine remains focused on AJ's career.
 
2013-09-05 02:15:26 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-05 02:16:06 PM  
Don't worry guys..............
nikkibontv.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-05 02:16:34 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: the biggest redneck here: it would also appear as though she has cankles.

The horror. /sarc


Maybe not in Ann Arbor, but in southern college towns like the one I live in, she wouldn't get a second look. Dyed hair *AND* cankles? Might as well throw her in the garbage, at least there she wouldn't be a distraction from the legitimate hotties.
 
2013-09-05 02:22:28 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 500x353]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-05 02:44:59 PM  
Wow, she is the total personification of a MILF. I'd roll with her any day.
 
2013-09-05 02:45:26 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Don't worry guys..............

s15.postimg.org
 
2013-09-05 02:45:45 PM  
Well, when you're a middle aged broad that paid 10 grand for some fake tits, you tend not to be bashful about displaying them. My guess is, husband has an active sex life with his secretary, son is nailing Miss Alabama, and she feels left out of the sexy times. So, she overcompensated with some implants and needs to justify to herself that she's still attractive enough to catch a man's eye without actually having to put out anymore. Hence her fashion choices.
 
2013-09-05 02:47:43 PM  
She looks like Helen Hunt with an extreme boob job.
 
2013-09-05 02:53:03 PM  

Dick Gozinya: Well, when you're a middle aged broad that paid 10 grand for some fake tits, you tend not to be bashful about displaying them. My guess is, husband has an active sex life with his secretary, son is nailing Miss Alabama, and she feels left out of the sexy times. So, she overcompensated with some implants and needs to justify to herself that she's still attractive enough to catch a man's eye without actually having to put out anymore. Hence her fashion choices.


C'mon, it's Alabama! She probably had her first kid when she was 12.
 
2013-09-05 03:22:12 PM  

Dick Gozinya: Well, when you're a middle aged broad that paid 10 grand for some fake tits, you tend not to be bashful about displaying them. My guess is, husband has an active sex life with his secretary, son is nailing Miss Alabama, and she feels left out of the sexy times. So, she overcompensated with some implants and needs to justify to herself that she's still attractive enough to catch a man's eye without actually having to put out anymore. Hence her fashion choices.


Don't forget the part where she gets pissed when someone ogles the goods.
 
2013-09-05 03:25:14 PM  

Dick Gozinya: Well, when you're a middle aged broad that paid 10 grand for some fake tits, you tend not to be bashful about displaying them. My guess is, husband has an active sex life with his secretary, son is nailing Miss Alabama, and she feels left out of the sexy times. So, she overcompensated with some implants and needs to justify to herself that she's still attractive enough to catch a man's eye without actually having to put out anymore. Hence her fashion choices.


You sound lonely.
 
2013-09-05 03:29:42 PM  
I've just recently come to terms with the fact that I should be dating people in my age range, which falls from 30-45...in other words being realistic with myself that the 22 year old Hooters waitress is probably out of reach for a man of my looks/income.  That being said:  I'd hit the mom all day, every day.  And I would even take her out for a nice seafood dinner.  While the daughter is hot, yes...I would rather take the mom.  Does that make me old?
 
2013-09-05 03:33:11 PM  

Cubs300: I've just recently come to terms with the fact that I should be dating people in my age range, which falls from 30-45...in other words being realistic with myself that the 22 year old Hooters waitress is probably out of reach for a man of my looks/income.  That being said:  I'd hit the mom all day, every day.  And I would even take her out for a nice seafood dinner.  While the daughter is hot, yes...I would rather take the mom.  Does that make me old?


I think you have a better chance with younger women than you think. Are familiar with this thing called "daddy issues?"
 
2013-09-05 03:42:58 PM  
I don't even post in Sports, but somehow I ended up in this thread because damn, she does have it going on.
 
2013-09-05 03:45:21 PM  

EyeballKid: Cubs300: I've just recently come to terms with the fact that I should be dating people in my age range, which falls from 30-45...in other words being realistic with myself that the 22 year old Hooters waitress is probably out of reach for a man of my looks/income.  That being said:  I'd hit the mom all day, every day.  And I would even take her out for a nice seafood dinner.  While the daughter is hot, yes...I would rather take the mom.  Does that make me old?

I think you have a better chance with younger women than you think. Are you familiar with this thing called "daddy issues

roofies?"

ftfy
 
2013-09-05 03:49:44 PM  

Dick Gozinya: Well, when you're a middle aged broad that paid 10 grand for some fake tits, you tend not to be bashful about displaying them. My guess is, husband has an active sex life with his secretary, son is nailing Miss Alabama, and she feels left out of the sexy times. So, she overcompensated with some implants and needs to justify to herself that she's still attractive enough to catch a man's eye without actually having to put out anymore. Hence her fashion choices.


This comment of user name and comment means we can retire StudMan69, I believe.
 
2013-09-05 03:50:04 PM  
On the day of Webb and Bonner's cover shoot, AL.com's Ben Thomas was at Ladd-Peebles for unrelated business, and ended up witnessing the women trying out a series of poses with six area football players.

What Ben Thomas's eye may look like:

www.filmbuffonline.com
 
2013-09-05 03:53:00 PM  

PluckYew: ModernPrimitive01: Don't worry guys..............


HA!
 
2013-09-05 03:54:45 PM  
Which is which?
 
2013-09-05 03:56:13 PM  

tricycleracer: Which is which?


it's bama it doesn't matter.  he's probably done both.

/lucky fark
 
2013-09-05 03:57:20 PM  
A woman cannot be considered "hot" with blobs of silicone fighting to see the light of day like Alien.

/Goes for both of them--gross.
//Yes, I've experienced fakies--give me less-than "perfect" real ones any day of the week.
 
2013-09-05 03:57:40 PM  
yes, I would
 
2013-09-05 04:01:55 PM  

fickenchucker: A woman cannot be considered "hot" with blobs of silicone fighting to see the light of day like Alien.

/Goes for both of them--gross.
//Yes, I've experienced fakies--give me less-than "perfect" real ones any day of the week.


You're funny
 
2013-09-05 04:03:24 PM  
She doesn't look human.

I want to have sex with her.
 
2013-09-05 04:44:57 PM  

Cubs300: I've just recently come to terms with the fact that I should be dating people in my age range, which falls from 30-45...in other words being realistic with myself that the 22 year old Hooters waitress is probably out of reach for a man of my looks/income.  That being said:  I'd hit the mom all day, every day.  And I would even take her out for a nice seafood dinner.  While the daughter is hot, yes...I would rather take the mom.  Does that make me old?


Hey dont sell yourself short I'm 39 dating a 28 yr old. But then again she has had a giant crush on me for 13 years. Do the math yes that means she was 15 at the time but I didnt lay a finger on her til last October.
 
2013-09-05 05:03:03 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Don't worry guys..............
[nikkibontv.files.wordpress.com image 850x945]


The last time Tennessee beat Alabama no one had an Iphone
 
2013-09-05 05:06:51 PM  
 
2013-09-05 05:09:01 PM  

Cubs300: I've just recently come to terms with the fact that I should be dating people in my age range, which falls from 30-45...in other words being realistic with myself that the 22 year old Hooters waitress is probably out of reach for a man of my looks/income.  That being said:  I'd hit the mom all day, every day.  And I would even take her out for a nice seafood dinner.  While the daughter is hot, yes...I would rather take the mom.  Does that make me old?


Also, corn will be served.
 
2013-09-05 05:36:39 PM  
Yeah sure subby.

*clicks link*

OK then, welcome to Flappyheads "Farkable Over Forty" list.
 
2013-09-05 05:38:22 PM  

groppet: Cubs300: I've just recently come to terms with the fact that I should be dating people in my age range, which falls from 30-45...in other words being realistic with myself that the 22 year old Hooters waitress is probably out of reach for a man of my looks/income.  That being said:  I'd hit the mom all day, every day.  And I would even take her out for a nice seafood dinner.  While the daughter is hot, yes...I would rather take the mom.  Does that make me old?

Hey dont sell yourself short I'm 39 dating a 28 yr old. But then again she has had a giant crush on me for 13 years. Do the math yes that means she was 15 at the time but I didnt lay a finger on her til last October.


Half your age plus seven: (38/2) + 7 = 26, she was 27.  Yup, that passes the sniff test.  Enjoy the trip, and take lots and lots of photos.
 
2013-09-05 05:51:52 PM  

skrame: On the day of Webb and Bonner's cover shoot, AL.com's Ben Thomas was at Ladd-Peebles for unrelated business, and ended up witnessing the women trying out a series of poses with six area football players.

What Ben Thomas's eye may look like:

[www.filmbuffonline.com image 530x300]


Is it weird that I see a dong and a glory hole?
 
2013-09-05 05:55:27 PM  

Cubs300: I've just recently come to terms with the fact that I should be dating people in my age range, which falls from 30-45...in other words being realistic with myself that the 22 year old Hooters waitress is probably out of reach for a man of my looks/income.  That being said:  I'd hit the mom all day, every day.  And I would even take her out for a nice seafood dinner.  While the daughter is hot, yes...I would rather take the mom.  Does that make me old?


No - 22 year old women are still boarder-line insane, and only men of the same age range have the energy to put up with that much bullshiat for very long just for a good lay.  Women don't become tolerable to be around [sober] until they're about 26, and have worked out some of their issues.
 
2013-09-05 06:34:08 PM  

Flappyhead: Yeah sure subby.

*clicks link*

OK then, welcome to Flappyheads "Farkable Over Forty" list.


I would like to submit Salma Hayek for your consideration.

(Maybe Gwen Stefani...maybe.  But her solo music sucks and a train has not been dropped on the head of that guy from Bush and I blame her, so she loses points.)

/Sports tab!
 
2013-09-05 06:49:27 PM  

ten foiled hats: Flappyhead: Yeah sure subby.

*clicks link*

OK then, welcome to Flappyheads "Farkable Over Forty" list.

I would like to submit Salma Hayek for your consideration.



Selma is number 2 on the list, right after innaugural member Monica Bellucci.
 
2013-09-05 07:05:49 PM  

Flappyhead: ten foiled hats: Flappyhead: Yeah sure subby.

*clicks link*

OK then, welcome to Flappyheads "Farkable Over Forty" list.

I would like to submit Salma Hayek for your consideration.


Selma is number 2 on the list, right after innaugural member Monica Bellucci.


The list is starting strong, then.  I'd be proud.

I would also recommend Elle Macpherson for an honorable mention, lifetime achievement, or some such.  It would be a crime to exclude her.

Alyssa Milano turned 40 last year and it really hit home that I'm getting old(er) and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.  I gave up that ghost and part of me died.  I'd hit it, though.
 
2013-09-05 07:23:08 PM  

ten foiled hats: Flappyhead: ten foiled hats: Flappyhead: Yeah sure subby.

*clicks link*

OK then, welcome to Flappyheads "Farkable Over Forty" list.

I would like to submit Salma Hayek for your consideration.


Selma is number 2 on the list, right after innaugural member Monica Bellucci.

The list is starting strong, then.  I'd be proud.

I would also recommend Elle Macpherson for an honorable mention, lifetime achievement, or some such.  It would be a crime to exclude her.

Alyssa Milano turned 40 last year and it really hit home that I'm getting old(er) and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.  I gave up that ghost and part of me died.  I'd hit it, though.


What, no Christie Brinkley?

/though she's WAY beyond 40
 
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