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2013-09-05 12:03:32 PM
Feebleness of Intellect is on there as well.

And can't "Gathering in the Head" be cured *with* masturbation?  That list isn't right...
 
2013-09-05 12:24:12 PM
I thought that was six signs you were Newt Gingrich.
 
2013-09-05 12:26:15 PM
6 surprising things...

Nope. Will not read any article that starts off sounding like the spam ads here on Fark.

/"Weird Trick Adds $1,000 to Your Social Security Checks"
 
2013-09-05 12:27:02 PM
Wait . . . "Salvation Army?"
 
2013-09-05 12:27:38 PM

maxx2112: Wait . . . "Salvation Army?"


^This.
 
2013-09-05 12:27:56 PM
New Fark handle: Lazy Masterbator.
 
2013-09-05 12:28:41 PM
There was a lot of intresting things on that list and the "author" focuses solely on jerking off, how original
 
2013-09-05 12:30:10 PM
"Religious Enthusiasm"?

I'll allow it.
 
2013-09-05 12:31:47 PM
There does seem to be plenty of "kicked in the head by a horse" going on around here.....oh and masturbation.
 
2013-09-05 12:32:09 PM
"Female Disease"

Well, ladies, I guess you all have to go away for a while...
 
2013-09-05 12:32:14 PM
UberDave [TotalFark]

And can't "Gathering in the Head" be cured *with* masturbation? That list isn't right...


apottymouth.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-05 12:32:33 PM
Bad whiskey. So that shot of Black Velvet might not be a good idea.
 
2013-09-05 12:32:33 PM
Anyone call that phone number?
 
2013-09-05 12:32:39 PM
Gah. What is it with all the lame lists as of late?
 
2013-09-05 12:32:40 PM
Came here to scoff, but that about covers the waterfront in terms of Farkers.

/goes back to see if obsession with comic books and science fiction is somehow covered
 
2013-09-05 12:33:21 PM
"Imaginary Female Problems"
Now honey, don't make me call the looney bin, you look just fine in those jeans.
 
2013-09-05 12:33:44 PM
"NOVEL READING"

Them dern bookified learnin' types is kee-razy, I tells ya!
 
2013-09-05 12:33:51 PM
"Novel Reading"
 
2013-09-05 12:34:12 PM
"Ill treatment by husband"  Welp.
 
2013-09-05 12:34:32 PM
I've only been masturbating for like 20 years, well under the thirty year limit.

Come at me in ten years, bros in white jackets. Until then,  Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!
 
2013-09-05 12:35:17 PM
media.tumblr.com

"Political Excitement". So basically commit the whole politics tab.
 
2013-09-05 12:35:45 PM

Godscrack: New Fark handle: Lazy Masterbator.


Terrible speller too.
 
2013-09-05 12:36:28 PM
It really is a great list to consider and the masterbation excerpts don't do it justice. It is odd that there wasn't one gender ambiguity included on that long sampling of lunacy symptoms. Or did I just miss it/them?

/And everyone that says one or more of those conditions doesn't qualify to make a person a lunatic is probably crazy. Anything can be taken to the extreme.
 
2013-09-05 12:36:36 PM
I didn't see this on there:

i171.photobucket.com

Oh wait...

Seduction And Disappointment

There it is.
 
2013-09-05 12:36:40 PM
They really had a hard-on for masturbation back then.
 
2013-09-05 12:36:52 PM
I can hear em say,
DUN DUN DUN
BAD COMPANY

/and masturbation
 
2013-09-05 12:37:25 PM
"Fell from horse in war"

Good thing I enjoy padded cells....
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-05 12:38:10 PM
I don't have a woman so I can't have women trouble.
 
2013-09-05 12:38:55 PM
Asthma? Really?
 
2013-09-05 12:38:58 PM
"Imaginary Female Trouble"? biatch, that's not imaginary.
 
2013-09-05 12:39:43 PM
I didn't know they printed in Trajan back then.
 
2013-09-05 12:41:15 PM
They can pry it out of my cold dead hand
 
2013-09-05 12:41:46 PM

ArcadianRefugee: 6 surprising things...

Nope. Will not read any article that starts off sounding like the spam ads here on Fark.

/"Weird Trick Adds $1,000 to Your Social Security Checks"


Wait - what?  Those aren't real?  Not even the "Miracle Prayer-Cloth Weight Loss Program?"

/uh-oh
 
2013-09-05 12:42:01 PM
I didn't "furious masturbation" on the list anywhere.
 
2013-09-05 12:42:31 PM
Dropsy

Flopsy and Mopsy unavailable for comment, but the voices in their head are being interviewed as we speak.
 
2013-09-05 12:42:50 PM
Fighting fire? Were they fighting the fire by masturbating on it?
 
2013-09-05 12:42:58 PM
So I will be getting committed to the loony bin at 12 pm 3 pm 9pm 1 and 7am daily.

They can just cart me in on my bunk.
 
2013-09-05 12:43:29 PM

EvilVanMan: I didn't "furious masturbation" on the list anywhere.


I didn't SEE "furious masturbation" on the list anywhere.

/ftfm
//I need lunch
///skilled breakfast :(
 
2013-09-05 12:44:26 PM
www.talawv.com ??

1864-1889

huh?
 
2013-09-05 12:44:58 PM
WTF am I reading?

Imaginary female trouble?

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-05 12:45:13 PM

EvilVanMan: ///skilled breakfast :(


Maybe try a simpler one tomorrow, like cold cereal.
 
2013-09-05 12:45:40 PM
I could go for some skilled breakfast.
 
2013-09-05 12:46:26 PM
The list looks like pure bullshiat. But it involves masturbation, so I'm in.
 
2013-09-05 12:46:26 PM

EvilVanMan: EvilVanMan: I didn't "furious masturbation" on the list anywhere.

I didn't SEE "furious masturbation" on the list anywhere.

/ftfm
//I need lunch
///skilled breakfast :(


Maybe you need to furiously masturbate.
 
2013-09-05 12:46:42 PM

maxx2112: Wait . . . "Salvation Army?"


Yeah, and what the heck is "Suppressed Masturbation"?
 
2013-09-05 12:47:13 PM
"Gathering in the head" is not a euphemism for meeting Trixie in the women's room to do lines off the back of a toilet but rather,  otorrhoea A.K.A. an ear discharge.

So don't fire up your Wayback Machine with an inner ear infection or wax or you'll be doing time with Loopy McStabsalot.
 
2013-09-05 12:47:14 PM

TinyFist: I could go for some skilled breakfast.


thegrio.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-05 12:47:18 PM
I bet the laundry people wore layers of gloves..Sticky syphilis infused sheets smudged with cheap
novel ink...
 
2013-09-05 12:47:30 PM
"The War"
 
2013-09-05 12:47:45 PM
Uterine Derangement?  Hysterical!
 
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