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(TMZ)   The Duck Dynasty cast are actually hardcore evangelical Christians and their rhetoric is as terrifying as you'd imagine (w/video)   (tmz.com) divider line 347
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2013-09-05 08:20:09 AM  
Ugmmmm, duh, if you even watch the show a little,  you pick up the family christian values pretty quick.
 
2013-09-05 08:34:14 AM  
Soooo which one is gay?
 
2013-09-05 08:59:30 AM  
They have become a huge hit.  And I know this because they have lunchboxes.  Duck Dynasty Lunchboxes. Kiss, Batman, Spongebob?  None of them were BIG until they got a lunchbox.  Don't watch the show anymore but I'm sure it's as stupid as most reality/non reality shows are.  Their merchandise is on ever aisle corner in Walmart. The hillbillies love that crap.
 
2013-09-05 09:02:06 AM  
Any particular reason I should be concerned about this?
 
2013-09-05 09:05:26 AM  
Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.
 
2013-09-05 09:15:50 AM  

LlamaGirl: Soooo which one is gay?


The one with the beard.
 
2013-09-05 09:23:00 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: They have become a huge hit.  And I know this because they have lunchboxes.  Duck Dynasty Lunchboxes. Kiss, Batman, Spongebob?  None of them were BIG until they got a lunchbox.  Don't watch the show anymore but I'm sure it's as stupid as most reality/non reality shows are.  Their merchandise is on ever aisle corner in Walmart. The hillbillies love that crap.


I have surfed through the show a couple of times, but I have yet to see any ducks.  Where the hell are all the ducks?
 
2013-09-05 09:25:00 AM  

dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.


how do you know the show is terrible?  have you watched it?
 
2013-09-05 09:26:56 AM  

ManateeGag: dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.

how do you know the show is terrible?  have you watched it?


It's a bunch of rednecks milling around, from the looks of it.  Does it have any redeeming qualities whatsoever?
 
2013-09-05 09:27:48 AM  

ManateeGag: dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.

how do you know the show is terrible?  have you watched it?


I've seen it.  It is terrible.
 
2013-09-05 09:28:35 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: They have become a huge hit.  And I know this because they have lunchboxes.  Duck Dynasty Lunchboxes. Kiss, Batman, Spongebob?  None of them were BIG until they got a lunchbox.  Don't watch the show anymore but I'm sure it's as stupid as most reality/non reality shows are.  Their merchandise is on ever aisle corner in Walmart. The hillbillies love that crap.

I have surfed through the show a couple of times, but I have yet to see any ducks.  Where the hell are all the ducks?


the only one's I've seen have been shot.
 
2013-09-05 09:30:27 AM  

ManateeGag: dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.

how do you know the show is terrible?  have you watched it?


Yes, I have. Somehow, I have friends that like this crap.
 
2013-09-05 09:36:28 AM  
The show is funny as hell, manufactured or not.  If you don't chuckle once or twice you are either without humor, or too city for your own good.
 
2013-09-05 09:38:46 AM  

dr_blasto: ManateeGag: dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.

how do you know the show is terrible?  have you watched it?

Yes, I have. Somehow, I have friends that like this crap.


I just ask because there are a lot of people around here who call a show or a movie crap even if they never watched it.  at least you have a basis for opinion.
 
2013-09-05 09:40:24 AM  

basemetal: The show is funny as hell, manufactured or not.  If you don't chuckle once or twice you are either without humor, or too city for your own good.


I think Si is hilarious and Miss Kay is that sweet little grandma that just says whatever words that enter her brain.
 
2013-09-05 09:44:11 AM  

ManateeGag: dr_blasto: ManateeGag: dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.

how do you know the show is terrible?  have you watched it?

Yes, I have. Somehow, I have friends that like this crap.

I just ask because there are a lot of people around here who call a show or a movie crap even if they never watched it.  at least you have a basis for opinion.


It may have its merits.  But I pretty much avoid all so-called reality programming.  So I admit I'd probably have a seed of negativity going in.  But that has nothing to do with faith.

But honestly, what and how these guys worship is none of my concern.  Unless they intend to tell me how to live my life.
 
2013-09-05 09:44:50 AM  

basemetal: The show is funny as hell, manufactured or not.  If you don't chuckle once or twice you are either without humor, or too city for your own good.


It is just more of the same "reality" pablum that allows lazy network executives to advertise to you much cheaper than if they actually had to hire people to write more than one-liners.

ManateeGag: dr_blasto: ManateeGag: dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.

how do you know the show is terrible?  have you watched it?

Yes, I have. Somehow, I have friends that like this crap.

I just ask because there are a lot of people around here who call a show or a movie crap even if they never watched it.  at least you have a basis for opinion.


Meh. Even if one hasn't watched this or any other "reality" show, they're still OK with writing it off as complete shiat. Even at its best, "reality" programming is terrible and, outside of first-season curiosity, why even bother watching the same shiat over and over again? OOH LOOKIE: another manufactured situation for our resident weirdo show stars to clumsily navigate. How droll.
 
2013-09-05 09:48:57 AM  

Nabb1: Any particular reason I should be concerned about this?


Apparently this is supposed to make your tummy hurt. Not sure why.

Evangelical Christians in small-town Louisiana? Has the world gone mad?
 
2013-09-05 09:57:57 AM  
They've been pretty up front about this from the beginning.  If you don't agree with them or don't like them, watch something else.

Duck Dynasty is the Andy Griffith show writ for reality TV.  There's a cast of kooky, small-town, characters.  Every episode has some small crisis or theme that is handled in a simple, down-home manner.  Then they all sit around the table, say grace and have dinner as a family.
 
2013-09-05 10:00:16 AM  

mysticcat: Then they all sit around the table, say grace and have dinner as a family.


MONSTERS!
 
2013-09-05 10:02:15 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: They have become a huge hit.  And I know this because they have lunchboxes.  Duck Dynasty Lunchboxes. Kiss, Batman, Spongebob?  None of them were BIG until they got a lunchbox.  Don't watch the show anymore but I'm sure it's as stupid as most reality/non reality shows are.  Their merchandise is on ever aisle corner in Walmart. The hillbillies love that crap.


I was walking through HEB a few days ago and I saw Duck Dynasty loofahs. It wasn't just a camo loofah or something simple like that, it had their farking heads stitched into it!
 
2013-09-05 10:03:29 AM  

ManateeGag: basemetal: The show is funny as hell, manufactured or not.  If you don't chuckle once or twice you are either without humor, or too city for your own good.

I think Si is hilarious and Miss Kay is that sweet little grandma that just says whatever words that enter her brain.


Add in the scenes where Phil is dealing with his granddaughters and that is how I feel.
 
2013-09-05 10:03:46 AM  
Thankfully I have this amazing device that prevents me from having to be exposed to them. It's a crazy little invention that sit in the palm of my hand and allows me to remotely control my TV to change the channel. I seriously highly recommend it to everyone else.
 
2013-09-05 10:03:51 AM  
Next you'll tell me that not all of their madcap adventures and hilarious one-liners are spontaneous expressions?
 
2013-09-05 10:04:39 AM  
The praying might have been a clue.

American Taliban.
 
2013-09-05 10:11:04 AM  

Nabb1: Any particular reason I should be concerned about this?


They will force you to get straight married!!!
 
2013-09-05 10:11:13 AM  
This is why I don't watch that sh*t. Or NASCAR.  Or listen to country music.  Or anything remotely related to promoting or glorifying the redneck lifestyle.
 
2013-09-05 10:11:41 AM  

Diogenes: mysticcat: Then they all sit around the table, say grace and have dinner as a family.

MONSTERS!


depends on what you pray for...Dear god please kill all the homosexuals and blax etc....
 
2013-09-05 10:13:11 AM  

LlamaGirl: Soooo which one is gay?


The viewers
 
2013-09-05 10:13:27 AM  

Giltric: Nabb1: Any particular reason I should be concerned about this?

They will force you to get straight married!!!


Great. Now what am I supposed to do with this goddamn turtle?
 
2013-09-05 10:16:06 AM  
Marcus Aurelius:

I have surfed through the show a couple of times, but I have yet to see any ducks.  Where the hell are all the ducks?

I have wondered this myself.  I never see a duck.  I saw them use homemade napalm on a beaver damn once, but I have yet to see a duck.
 
2013-09-05 10:16:15 AM  

ManateeGag: dr_blasto: ManateeGag: dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.

how do you know the show is terrible?  have you watched it?

Yes, I have. Somehow, I have friends that like this crap.

I just ask because there are a lot of people around here who call a show or a movie crap even if they never watched it.  at least you have a basis for opinion.


All reality shows are crap.

Duck dynasty is a reality show.

Aristotle says.......
 
2013-09-05 10:16:35 AM  

dr_blasto: Giltric: Nabb1: Any particular reason I should be concerned about this?

They will force you to get straight married!!!

Great. Now what am I supposed to do with this goddamn turtle?


Call Si
 
2013-09-05 10:16:51 AM  

Nabb1: Any particular reason I should be concerned about this?


Because someone out there has different beliefs than you!  And therefore must be shunned lest they contaminate our precious bodily fluids or something.
 
2013-09-05 10:16:54 AM  

coeyagi: This is why I don't watch that sh*t. Or NASCAR.  Or listen to country music.  Or anything remotely related to promoting or glorifying the redneck lifestyle.


Maybe you are watching the wrong show.


These are hillbillies.....or rather hillwilliams, not rednecks.
 
2013-09-05 10:18:00 AM  

dr_blasto: Giltric: Nabb1: Any particular reason I should be concerned about this?

They will force you to get straight married!!!

Great. Now what am I supposed to do with this goddamn turtle?


Throw him back.

They taste swampy in the summer time.
 
2013-09-05 10:18:19 AM  
As a man with an epic beard, I hate that show. "One of those 'Duck Dynasty' beards". I stared down that person with a "what are you talking about?" scowl and ensured that his puberty was most assuredly reversed.
 
2013-09-05 10:18:29 AM  

dr_blasto: LlamaGirl: Soooo which one is gay?

The one with the beard.


You mean the woman?
 
2013-09-05 10:19:00 AM  

Giltric: coeyagi: This is why I don't watch that sh*t. Or NASCAR.  Or listen to country music.  Or anything remotely related to promoting or glorifying the redneck lifestyle.

Maybe you are watching the wrong show.


These are hillbillies.....or rather hillwilliams, not rednecks.


Squidbillies is better written and is more amusing.
 
2013-09-05 10:19:30 AM  

wildcardjack: As a man with an epic beard, I hate that show. "One of those 'Duck Dynasty' beards". I stared down that person with a "what are you talking about?" scowl and ensured that his puberty was most assuredly reversed.


Did you hitch up your skinny jeans before staring him down?
 
2013-09-05 10:20:08 AM  

basemetal: The show is funny as hell, manufactured or not.  If you don't chuckle once or twice you are either without humor, or too city for your own good.


Too city for your own good?  Ok, which 6-toothed member of the cast are you?  Out with it.
 
2013-09-05 10:20:09 AM  

docmattic: dr_blasto: LlamaGirl: Soooo which one is gay?

The one with the beard.

You mean the woman?


Wrong show, she's on mob wives.
 
2013-09-05 10:28:29 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Nabb1: Any particular reason I should be concerned about this?

Apparently this is supposed to make your tummy hurt. Not sure why.

Evangelical Christians in small-town Louisiana? Has the world gone mad?


Really. I'd be shocked if they weren't deep into Jesus, to tell you the truth.
 
2013-09-05 10:28:34 AM  
They're pretty religious but they don't come across as Fundie assholes who want to force you to do their way of life. Sure they spread the gospel but seemingly not in the "Rick Santorum scumbag" school. Maybe I'm wrong but I really don't care if they're evangelicals as long as they don't be assholes about it.
 
2013-09-05 10:30:19 AM  
That show is awesome. It's not like those other redneck shows.
Each time a game warden comes up and Phil just "leaves" like a ninja is hilarious.

Si is the show. And Mountain Man steals it. Phil vs Grandchildren scenes are a close 2nd.

/staying out of the swamp
 
2013-09-05 10:31:04 AM  
I live in the country, surrounded by rednecks.  I do not need to waste any time watching them on TV.
 
2013-09-05 10:31:07 AM  

trotsky: Maybe I'm wrong but I really don't care if they're evangelicals as long as they don't be assholes about it.


You are not talking about two mutually exclusive terms.
 
2013-09-05 10:31:22 AM  

dr_blasto: Why do people watch terrible shows like this? I thought lead paint was banned years and years ago.


www.owston.com
Maybe it's other laws that affect the populus.
 
2013-09-05 10:32:21 AM  
God damn Duck Dynasty is great. And the only thing newsworthy would be if a bunch of Deep South duck hunters weren't evangelicals.
 
2013-09-05 10:32:51 AM  
As someone who's agnostic, borderline atheist, I'm finding all this anti-Christian outrage absolutely moronic. I know it's fashionable, I know it's cool with the kids and all, but it's getting really trite.
 
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