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2004-01-14 09:04:14 AM  
Looks like a Photoshop displacement map to me. Nice boobs tho.
 
2004-01-14 10:59:03 AM  
Nice boobs.
 
2004-01-14 12:02:32 PM  
I'm impressed. She can write upside down with a magic pen that creates perfectly uniform lines that her camera can capture at a higher resolution than the rest of the image.

C'mon, Fark. I thought we were smarter than this.
 
2004-01-14 12:13:28 PM  
Hey, this isn't a Stile site.
 
2004-01-14 12:27:27 PM  
Ok, time to get fark.com on her boobs.
 
2004-01-14 12:39:59 PM  
Yup, I agree with the calls of shenanigans. Those pics are photoshopped. But, on the plus side, they are rather nice boobs, and in one of the pictures the text is "ten-13", which happens to be my birthday.
 
2004-01-14 12:59:44 PM  
The sad thing is, whomever is doing this site, is probably making alot of money with it. Hmmmmm? Honey, com'ere, I have an idea!! ;)
 
2004-01-14 01:06:30 PM  
yuck.
 
2004-01-14 01:16:21 PM  
Nice nips, there. Yum.

Yep, those are PS pics.
 
2004-01-14 01:32:07 PM  
my goodness... the writing may be fake, but the boobs are real. and that's more than i could ask for.
 
2004-01-14 01:40:42 PM  
Hey, any Farkettes in the MD area interested in doing a website with me? :)
 
2004-01-14 01:43:20 PM  
Holy gumdrop nipples!

Too bad there's only the one pic.

3Horn
 
2004-01-14 01:55:18 PM  
Okay, it's established the writing is fake. Anyone actually believe this girl is really running this site? It's probably some dude who found some random picture of this girl and decided to use them.
 
2004-01-14 02:02:28 PM  
Chris Pirillo (from Lockergnome) started this quite a while ago. Of course I'd rather not look at his pasty chest with or without advertising.
 
2004-01-14 02:02:31 PM  
butterface
 
2004-01-14 02:04:03 PM  
The person running the site is only willing to type out some text in photoshop 4 times a day?

What a lazy ass.
 
2004-01-14 02:04:40 PM  
Are those boobies real or fake? Kinda hard to tell. I agree the writing is fake but then again who farkin' cares.
 
2004-01-14 02:06:58 PM  
That bikini's link is nice.
 
2004-01-14 02:07:29 PM  
So what you guys are saying then...
 
2004-01-14 02:07:29 PM  
She's a bagger...
(or what y'all sometimes call a "butterface")
 
2004-01-14 02:09:18 PM  
I'd hit it. Then I'd write my name and date on it.
 
2004-01-14 02:10:59 PM  
I saw a site once where you could type in your text and it would be "written" on the boobs as soon as you hit SUBMIT.

This one, you have to email it? Nice step backwards in technology
 
2004-01-14 02:11:43 PM  
Who cares if the writing is fake! Let's get a Photoshop of this biatches boobs going, dammit!
 
2004-01-14 02:12:17 PM  
well, I'd bag 'er.
but I'm touched with a case of yellow fever.
 
2004-01-14 02:12:48 PM  
ringersol

She has a face?
 
2004-01-14 02:13:49 PM  
dadGUM!

She bears a striking resemblance to my wife. Wonder if she's a Hui.

.
 
2004-01-14 02:15:03 PM  
Those are "wow" boobs? Not to be nasty but I am a woman and as far as boobs go, I would not rate those as "wow". Where is the subtlety, the nips peeking through lace, the suggestion of squeezability - all the things that my fiance appreciate so much? This in your face, here it is dont bother to intrigue me or seduce me here I am on a on a platter thing is really a turn off. Those look pasted on, as does the nips.

/ not lesbian, but very appreciative of beautiful things and this is not it.
 
2004-01-14 02:15:54 PM  
I posted this link months ago.....
But being I don't have a totalfark account...
 
2004-01-14 02:17:25 PM  
I like the punctuation myself.
 
2004-01-14 02:18:19 PM  
She's a he, or better known as a shemale........
 
2004-01-14 02:19:35 PM  
What is wrong with you guys, always complaining about how 'bad' someone's boobs are. I bet a lot of you are the only people that could fall into a barrelful of boobs, and come out sucking you own thumb. Please, just enjoy them, dammit.
 
2004-01-14 02:22:37 PM  
It's a tranny!
 
2004-01-14 02:23:04 PM  
barrelful of boobs.....mmmmmmmmm

I sure would come out sucking my own thumb. If I could do that, I'd never...ah...nevermind.

/got very little
 
2004-01-14 02:23:10 PM  
Chris Pirillo Rent my chest
 
2004-01-14 02:24:05 PM  
Yea its a shemale. I saw it on a xxx website.
 
2004-01-14 02:24:56 PM  
Impressive nipplage! Sorry about your face, though...

/they're implants but who the hell cares?
 
2004-01-14 02:25:46 PM  
IntriguesDesire

Pics, or shut it. Your choice.
 
2004-01-14 02:27:47 PM  
I was looking at these two pictures (nsfw)(sorry no html skilz)
<A HREF="http://readmyboobs.com/boobs/0002%20(WinCE).jpg
">Pic 1</A>
<A HREF="http://readmyboobs.com/boobs/00012%20(WinCE).jpg">Pic 2</A>

And I said to myself, "Wow, it is incredible that after wiping off the ink and then reapplying a new phrase, then getting in front of the camera and posing, she has the exact same posture and texture of the photo is similar"

<I>I should be able to get it done the same day, depending on if I wipe the ink
off or have a (girl)friend of mine wipe it off.
When we tried the first time we ended up getting a little carried away with
each other and forgot all about the project.</I>

If anything else doesn't tip you off that a guy did this, THAT quote should
 
2004-01-14 02:28:13 PM  
OW! damn near poked my eye out. Very lickable, yessiree
 
2004-01-14 02:28:22 PM  
how come I don't have html with my posts?
 
2004-01-14 02:28:34 PM  
thats some outrageous nip action goin on
/speaking of the breasts, of course
 
2004-01-14 02:29:08 PM  
That happens when you fap to trannies.
 
2004-01-14 02:29:28 PM  
"Read my nips" would be cooler
 
2004-01-14 02:29:31 PM  
Post a mirror, I haven't had a good read in awhile
 
2004-01-14 02:31:00 PM  
Chris Pirillo (from Lockergnome) started this quite a while ago. Of course I'd rather not look at his pasty chest with or without advertising.

Bleh! I'm glad I missed that..
 
2004-01-14 02:31:02 PM  
I've looked at it a few times, but it gets old. And the boobs are fake, and she's not terribly attractive otherwise. And it's not updated very frequently anyway.
 
2004-01-14 02:31:28 PM  
//the writing is fake...
There was writing on them?
 
2004-01-14 02:31:44 PM  
Well said, IntriguesDesire... now, could you please show us how it's done? :)
 
2004-01-14 02:33:05 PM  
Any SFW pics to post?
 
2004-01-14 02:33:33 PM  
Not real writing on the chest of a girl who is not a real girl...

Where the hell is quality control?
 
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