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(Right Wing Watch)   American Family Association claims that any US military action against Syria will fail because of (spins Wheel of Crackpottery) repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell and female service members   (rightwingwatch.org ) divider line
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2013-09-05 04:12:25 PM  
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Serpentile6: LectertheChef: So now it's not unamerican to shiat on the troops?

Not if they have ovaries or like it in the butt


And don't get them started on those who have ovaries and also like it in the butt; it makes their heads explode in confusion.
2013-09-05 01:40:14 PM  
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Sgt Otter: As someone who originally enlisted in the 90s, it is hilarious seeing social conservatives embracing Bill Clinton's DADT law.  When it was originally implemented, it meant the U.S. Marines were going to immediately surrender to the cutest North Korean admiral in the fleet.


"Why can't we go back to DADT?" coming from conservatives is indeed pretty farking hilarious.

Kicking and screaming, every step of the way...
2013-09-05 12:46:13 PM  
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As someone who originally enlisted in the 90s, it is hilarious seeing social conservatives embracing Bill Clinton's DADT law.  When it was originally implemented, it meant the U.S. Marines were going to immediately surrender to the cutest North Korean admiral in the fleet.
2013-09-05 12:27:21 PM  
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I think they're spot-on. How is a Navy vessel supposed to be able to launch cruise missiles into a foreign country if all of the seamen are busy playing with each others' rockets? Prior to the repeal of "don't ask don't tell", there had never in the course of human history ever been any sort of gay encounter on a ship at sea. That's a FACT. Now they're nothing but huge, floating gay orgies. Half of the time those ships are just out in the ocean driving around in circles and running into one another because nobody is steering the damn things. And don't even get me started on women "soldiers"! Instead of being back in the tent in a cute nurse uniform where they belong, now they're out there distracting the real soldiers with their sinful bodies and bleeding all over the battlefield without even being shot. We should just throw up a white flag right now because this country is never going to win another battle. Mark my words, people.
2013-09-05 12:24:10 PM  
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And yet none of the AFA members seem to be lining up at the door to sign up so they can save women from such a horrible situation.
2013-09-05 12:01:22 PM  
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 I'm afraid she's right.  The standard Mission Crew Workstation on an Aegis cruiser requires valid security domain credentials as well as a blood test to login.  Once the mission system has processed your DNA to determine your sex and pregnancy status, these values form the template for the insertion data that's loaded to the munition along with the crypto keys and the targetting plan.  This in turn directly limits the precision, range and explosive yield of the payload.  The effectiveness of Tomahawks, SLAM-ERs and just about every cruise missile in the US inventory is directly influenced by the operator releasing the munition.  When pregnant women or gays commit the release of these weapons, they are rarely as potent as when fired by a straight, white, Republican sailor.
 Don't blame the AFA for understanding the limitations of our arsenal.
2013-09-05 11:56:47 AM  
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Women have been serving on Navy ships since the 70s.
2013-09-05 10:50:46 AM  
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When I looked at those battleships going into the Mediterranean, supposedly getting ready for battle in Syria, I couldn't help think about all the stories I've read about how women now are in the ranks of the Navy, getting pregnant at exponential numbers;

Ok, I see the problem here.  It's not that the AMF is bigoted, it's that they've become outright delusional.  They're seeing things that literally do not exist.

She thinks she's seeing battleships going into the Mediterranean, despite the fact that the US navy doesn't even HAVE battleships on active duty any more.

And as has been pointed out by others, I don't think she knows that the word exponential means.
2013-09-05 10:21:27 AM  
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FTFA:  "I couldn't help think about all the stories I've read about how women now are in the ranks of the Navy, getting pregnant at exponential numbers; when I think about the folding in and the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell and the homosexual takeover of so much of our military I'm not sure how effective those naval ships will be."

The homosexual takeover of the military is indeed a horrible thing!  As evidence, just look at the massive increase in pregnancies that have resulted!
2013-09-05 09:52:26 AM  
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LectertheChef: So now it's not unamerican to shiat on the troops?


Not if they have ovaries or like it in the butt
2013-09-05 09:28:28 AM  
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It's odd how God seems to want Christian nations to fail but seems content in letting other nations be successful.
 
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