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(CBS News)   When holding up a liquor store, make sure that the clerk isn't a 30-year army vet and former prison guard, who will put a gun to your mouth before you can even blink. w/vid   (cbsnews.com) divider line 17
    More: Scary, liquor stores, Springfield News-Leader, clerk, robbery  
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2013-09-05 02:32:38 AM  
5 votes:
Cool video. ALSO, IT'S THE LOUDEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET IN A LONG TIME.
2013-09-05 02:30:57 AM  
5 votes:
That was almost a snuff film.

And how did they not catch the robber, there had to be a trail of urine and feces following him right out the door.
2013-09-05 03:07:45 AM  
4 votes:
Hey kids. Thinking of joining the military? 30 years of service and when you get out you'll be trained to run the register at a liquor shop. Sign up today!
2013-09-05 02:48:03 AM  
4 votes:
FTFA: Jon Lewis Alexander was reportedly working at a liquor store Sunday night...

Well, was he or wasn't he??
2013-09-05 06:51:34 AM  
3 votes:

abhorrent1: What he did was dangerous and he should be fired.


If he had a job, he probably wouldn't be out robbing liquor stores in the first place.
2013-09-05 02:34:49 AM  
3 votes:

HighZoolander: Cool video. ALSO, IT'S THE LOUDEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET IN A LONG TIME.


No shiat but the tranny news reporter was entertaining.
2013-09-05 01:34:48 AM  
3 votes:
thebeardedidealist.com
2013-09-05 06:21:12 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: gfid: Clearly the robber wasn't prepared to use his weapon and was just shocked that the cashier didn't just cower in fear while telling him to take the money.

Someone should start a training academy for criminals.

It's called the military. They pay you to get in shape and learn how to shoot guns. Pretty sweet deal for the motivated criminal.


They also teach you how to make your bed and shine your shoes, skills which in the criminal underworld could be the difference between being a petty thief and an organized crime Boss.
2013-09-05 12:40:32 AM  
2 votes:
He's lucky the dude let him walk away.
i.imgur.com
2013-09-05 09:50:55 AM  
1 votes:

kortex: Where are all the crying libs saying that the store clerk is a gun toting nutjob?


In your imagination.
2013-09-05 06:12:12 AM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: your feudal Mad Max-style society.


when you can't win with facts, go for hyperbole.
2013-09-05 06:10:12 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: doglover: Freschel: Woh woh woh wait a minute $2.00 for a pack of cigarettes? $20 for a carton? 0_o Or did I misread those prices?

Not every state has retarded do gooders with vice tax.

which is why Missouri has the shiattiest roads in the country.


Only if you have one of them queer yankee cars.

i232.photobucket.com


YeeeeeeeeeeHAW!
2013-09-05 02:43:36 AM  
1 votes:

theflatline: HighZoolander: Cool video. ALSO, IT'S THE LOUDEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET IN A LONG TIME.

No shiat but the tranny news reporter was entertaining.


No way, she looks like Bell's palsy Sasha Grey
2013-09-05 02:34:13 AM  
1 votes:

Snotnose: When I was a teenager a friend's younger brother decided to take a shotgun and rob a liquor store.  One that was 1/4 mile away.  That he'd been going to all his life.  And he didn't wear a mask.

Cops were waiting at his house when he got home, off he went for a couple years.

/ he's one of the laziest, scummiest people I've ever met
// His older brother and younger sister are awesome people


i3.ytimg.com
2013-09-05 02:32:57 AM  
1 votes:
Submitted same story over 24 hours ago, with a headline I liked better but I am being biased.
2013-09-05 01:02:18 AM  
1 votes:
Still laughing. The point where the would be robber looks down at the gun is too farking funny.
2013-09-05 12:08:16 AM  
1 votes:
When I was a teenager a friend's younger brother decided to take a shotgun and rob a liquor store.  One that was 1/4 mile away.  That he'd been going to all his life.  And he didn't wear a mask.

Cops were waiting at his house when he got home, off he went for a couple years.

/ he's one of the laziest, scummiest people I've ever met
// His older brother and younger sister are awesome people
 
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