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(CBS News)   When holding up a liquor store, make sure that the clerk isn't a 30-year army vet and former prison guard, who will put a gun to your mouth before you can even blink. w/vid   (cbsnews.com) divider line 19
    More: Scary, liquor stores, Springfield News-Leader, clerk, robbery  
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2013-09-05 03:07:45 AM  
3 votes:
Hey kids. Thinking of joining the military? 30 years of service and when you get out you'll be trained to run the register at a liquor shop. Sign up today!
2013-09-05 09:50:55 AM  
2 votes:

kortex: Where are all the crying libs saying that the store clerk is a gun toting nutjob?


In your imagination.
2013-09-05 06:06:42 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Another responsible--- oh, wait, he is.


Yup, one guy with 30 years of military training who prevented the loss of a few dollars is totally worth the collateral damage that is your feudal Mad Max-style society.

Emotional argument and the beer is safe for another day. USA USA USA
2013-09-05 03:18:09 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Hey kids. Thinking of joining the military? 30 years of service and when you get out you'll be trained to run the register at a liquor shop. Sign up today!


Is that a lot different than a humanities major?

/former NCO, nice MIC job doing RF design
2013-09-05 02:48:03 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: Jon Lewis Alexander was reportedly working at a liquor store Sunday night...

Well, was he or wasn't he??
2013-09-05 02:32:38 AM  
2 votes:
Cool video. ALSO, IT'S THE LOUDEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET IN A LONG TIME.
2013-09-05 02:28:01 AM  
2 votes:
Another responsible--- oh, wait, he is.
2013-09-05 06:06:09 PM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: "doglover: Freschel: Woh woh woh wait a minute $2.00 for a pack of cigarettes? $20 for a carton? 0_o Or did I misread those prices?

Not every state has retarded do gooders with vice tax.

which is why Missouri has the shiattiest roads in the country."



Meanwhile, in New York City where cigarettes cost $13/pack...

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2013-09-05 10:47:00 AM  
1 votes:
That's the difference between someone who has had training and a random idiot with a gun who thinks he's Dirty Harry. Training means that you know what to look for and are better able to handle yourself in high-stress situations. You also tend to know a thing of two about gun safety.

This guy knew what he was doing, and good on him. I wish more carriers were as prepared. People who have had proper training don't worry me. Idiots with guns worry me.
2013-09-05 09:50:12 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Hey kids. Thinking of joining the military? 30 years of service and when you get out you'll be trained to run the register at a liquor shop. Sign up today!


After 30 years of military service and more civil service as a CO, hes sitting on a nice pension and probably just chillin' out and not a slave to the system.

I have plenty of retiree friends that just work cheesy jobs for no stress and a little pocket money, their retirement pays all the bills.

Go be a dick somewhere else, cause you wont say it to him.
2013-09-05 08:49:46 AM  
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: but but but I have been ASSURED by many "fark experts" that guns are pure evil and their only use is to kill people.

I am starting to suspect that maybe guns are tools that can come in handy.


Then you went and read the stats that gun owners or their family members are significantly more likely to be the victim of their own gun vs. the remote chance that someday they may pull the hero stunt.
//ps I have two guns, they stay in a locked case with trigger locks on before you start in with lib/pussy banter
2013-09-05 08:35:22 AM  
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: AverageAmericanGuy: Hey kids. Thinking of joining the military? 30 years of service and when you get out you'll be trained to run the register at a liquor shop. Sign up today!

No man should be ashamed of an honest days work


Dream big!
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2013-09-05 06:50:15 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: doglover: Freschel: Woh woh woh wait a minute $2.00 for a pack of cigarettes? $20 for a carton? 0_o Or did I misread those prices?

Not every state has retarded do gooders with vice tax.

which is why Missouri has the shiattiest roads in the country.


Guess you've never been to Michigan
2013-09-05 04:52:03 AM  
1 votes:

theflatline: HighZoolander: Cool video. ALSO, IT'S THE LOUDEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET IN A LONG TIME.

No shiat but the tranny news reporter was entertaining.


The one at the beginning?
That was Deb, Dexter's sister.

That cop clerk sure took an extra second of fumbling to get his firearm unholstered, bet he's wincing watching that back.
2013-09-05 04:47:23 AM  
1 votes:
Video looks kind of staged... And the guy was a hellova slow draw. He's lucky the robber was retarded or he'd have gotten shot.
2013-09-05 04:40:54 AM  
1 votes:

Freschel: Woh woh woh wait a minute $2.00 for a pack of cigarettes? $20 for a carton? 0_o Or did I misread those prices?


Not every state has retarded do gooders with vice tax.
2013-09-05 02:47:16 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Another responsible--- oh, wait, he is.


Actually, he is.
2013-09-05 02:30:57 AM  
1 votes:
That was almost a snuff film.

And how did they not catch the robber, there had to be a trail of urine and feces following him right out the door.
2013-09-05 01:02:18 AM  
1 votes:
Still laughing. The point where the would be robber looks down at the gun is too farking funny.
 
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