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2013-09-04 08:46:12 PM
Smart.  Set up a hibachi in a dry grass field.  Sacré bleu!
 
2013-09-04 11:42:55 PM
This is why idiots who don't know how to bbq shouldn't even be allowed to buy propane. My buddy was going to bbq some hot dogs and burgers the other weekend and i said to him, "what lighter fluid are you using?" Moron says Kingsford. I wouldn't light a goddamn gopher with Kingsford. I saved the day with some pork shiskebabs though. Farking idiot.
 
2013-09-04 11:50:08 PM
So....a Car-B-Q?
 
2013-09-05 12:10:44 AM
Bad burgers make the BBQ broke, bro
 
2013-09-05 12:11:52 AM
If only the French knew how to mow the lawn...

/window seat, please
 
2013-09-05 12:14:10 AM
a long freaking time ago, I took a picture of some firemen fighting a grass fire. A few minutes later I took a picture of the fire truck on fire. Damn, I wish I could find those picts.
 
2013-09-05 12:14:20 AM
I found a picture of the man who caused this disaster.

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-05 12:17:43 AM
And I'll bet THIS is one the of 14 things your dad is doing to ruin your life, amirite??!!1!!

/sigh
 
2013-09-05 12:20:57 AM
So also nobody in France understands "Quick, get le fire extinguisher"? I know grass fires go from small to big in a hurry, but there was a brief moment when it was small...and you're telling me NOBODY had an extinguisher in their car?
 
2013-09-05 12:23:09 AM
You'd think the French would be better at something low and slow. Like ze kisses, non?
 
2013-09-05 12:24:37 AM
even though its dry grain stalks, it always helps to pay a few bucks to send the water tanker through the field a couple times a day.

/With police escort for when the idiots who don't like damp/dirty feet get riotous at the tanker
 
2013-09-05 12:25:14 AM
Alcohol was involved, you say? Shocking.
 
2013-09-05 12:25:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: You'd think the French would be better at something low and slow. Like ze kisses, non?


It was pretty windy.

10 fire extinguishers would be unlikely hold back burning dry grass on a windy day.
 
2013-09-05 12:26:37 AM
Freedom Fires
 
2013-09-05 12:27:02 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: You'd think the French would be better at something low and slow.


Because that is the tempo?
 
2013-09-05 12:29:55 AM

Pocket Ninja: This is why idiots who don't know how to bbq shouldn't even be allowed to buy propane. My buddy was going to bbq some hot dogs and burgers the other weekend and i said to him, "what lighter fluid are you using?" Moron says Kingsford. I wouldn't light a goddamn gopher with Kingsford. I saved the day with some pork shiskebabs though. Farking idiot.


Why would you need lighter fluid for propane?
 
2013-09-05 12:30:05 AM
The French are always good for a chuckle.
 
2013-09-05 12:31:52 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: AverageAmericanGuy: You'd think the French would be better at something low and slow.

Because that is the tempo?


Oui. Ze tempo of lōve.
 
2013-09-05 12:32:52 AM
I heard someone was looking for me!
imageshack.us
 
2013-09-05 12:35:21 AM

TommyymmoT: Pocket Ninja: This is why idiots who don't know how to bbq shouldn't even be allowed to buy propane. My buddy was going to bbq some hot dogs and burgers the other weekend and i said to him, "what lighter fluid are you using?" Moron says Kingsford. I wouldn't light a goddamn gopher with Kingsford. I saved the day with some pork shiskebabs though. Farking idiot.

Why would you need lighter fluid for propane?


Sh, Pocket Ninja is cooking.
 
2013-09-05 12:36:36 AM
Small fire. France surrenders.
 
2013-09-05 12:41:59 AM
Sometimes you get distracted.

old.daps.tv
 
2013-09-05 12:43:06 AM

TommyymmoT: Why would you need lighter fluid for propane?


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2013-09-05 12:44:17 AM

CygnusDarius: Sometimes you get distracted.

[old.daps.tv image 500x514]


Hummina hummina hummina!

/the chick ain't bad, either
 
2013-09-05 12:45:00 AM

gweilo8888: TommyymmoT: Why would you need lighter fluid for propane?

[that'sthejoke.jpg]


I'm not so sure given the source.
 
2013-09-05 12:46:44 AM
OMG, WTF?
 
2013-09-05 12:47:30 AM
Was at a cookout a few years ago where I saw a guy close the lid on a propane grill, close its vents, THEN turn on the gas and try to use the auto lighter, it didn't work of course, so he pulls out a box of matches, lights one and opens the lid........


the explosion and fireball was quite the sight to behold
 
2013-09-05 12:51:47 AM

Gyrfalcon: TommyymmoT: Pocket Ninja: This is why idiots who don't know how to bbq shouldn't even be allowed to buy propane. My buddy was going to bbq some hot dogs and burgers the other weekend and i said to him, "what lighter fluid are you using?" Moron says Kingsford. I wouldn't light a goddamn gopher with Kingsford. I saved the day with some pork shiskebabs though. Farking idiot.

Why would you need lighter fluid for propane?

Sh, Pocket Ninja is cooking.


I was about to ask why you'd want to "low & slow" dogs and burgers then I saw that I'd be serving myself to the Ninja instead.  There will be more bites.
 
2013-09-05 12:55:30 AM
Well, at least no one ordered their cars bloody before they started cooking.
 
2013-09-05 01:05:17 AM
I am amused this Happened in France, the land of unrivaled culinary skills.
 
2013-09-05 01:20:55 AM
And this, folks, is what happens when you fail to pave-over paradise BEFORE you put up your parking lot.
 
2013-09-05 01:27:14 AM

Gyrfalcon: TommyymmoT: Pocket Ninja: This is why idiots who don't know how to bbq shouldn't even be allowed to buy propane. My buddy was going to bbq some hot dogs and burgers the other weekend and i said to him, "what lighter fluid are you using?" Moron says Kingsford. I wouldn't light a goddamn gopher with Kingsford. I saved the day with some pork shiskebabs though. Farking idiot.

Why would you need lighter fluid for propane?

Sh, Pocket Ninja is cooking.


Dammitsomuch. BBQ vs. Grilling, PN! And lighter fluid? You heathen. Also, nobody can save the day with anything less than a grilled NY sausage hobo stew followed up with some grilled cinnamon apples over vanilla bean ice cream. Time constraints, buddy. But you made the call on Kingsford. In which circle of hell is Kingsford the gold standard? And as long as you're doing teh apples, you may as well grill some brownies over ceramic tiles. I'm not a fan of chocolate, and it mutes the cinnamon a bit, but the combo seems to make teh campers happy.
 
2013-09-05 01:28:38 AM

CygnusDarius: Sometimes you get distracted.

[old.daps.tv image 500x514]


Goddamn, as a silverback homo (NTTAWWT) sapiens, I'd go ape on those. (Beats off chest, makes subhuman grunting utterances).

/goes makes nachos
 
2013-09-05 01:39:06 AM
8bit
 
2013-09-05 01:50:32 AM
This must impress the heck out of Texas.
 
2013-09-05 01:50:33 AM
I remember someone wanting to grill and put almost a half a gallon of gasoline into a barrel then try to light it.

/It was raining charcoal, and sirloin steaks, and newspaper, and finally barrel.
//my steak was slizzing on my $30 webber which was laughed at, however I ate my steak that day, not watched my steak land on a neighbors roof
 
2013-09-05 02:04:29 AM

Misconduc: I remember someone wanting to grill and put almost a half a gallon of gasoline into a barrel then try to light it.

/It was raining charcoal, and sirloin steaks, and newspaper, and finally barrel.
//my steak was slizzing on my $30 webber which was laughed at, however I ate my steak that day, not watched my steak land on a neighbors roof


Gasoline is explosive.

www.promoboxx.com
 
2013-09-05 02:25:54 AM
Hell most of the time they can't even get the damn fire started and when they do it's way too hot to cook on. Don't know I how many times I've had to finish cooking when I'm invited somewhere. They may be known for eating their beef rare, but they burn damn near everything they try and cook in grill.
 
2013-09-05 02:28:29 AM
sounds like a BBQ BREAKDOWN!!

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-05 03:59:10 AM
64 burnt bugers? Sounds like grill time in Minecraft land.
 
2013-09-05 06:38:27 AM
BBQ Mishap?  They were slow-cooking pulled pork while making burgers?

/Barbecue is a noun, not a verb, and I don't care if you erroneously think otherwise, you heathens.
 
2013-09-05 06:44:11 AM
"It has emerged that the blaze, which caused thousands of euros of damage...."

Dozens of cars burnt, but only thousands of Euros of damage? What kind of cheap-ass cars got torched?
 
2013-09-05 06:57:13 AM

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: "It has emerged that the blaze, which caused thousands of euros of damage...."

Dozens of cars burnt, but only thousands of Euros of damage? What kind of cheap-ass cars got torched?


French ones.
 
2013-09-05 07:47:13 AM

Misconduc: I remember someone wanting to grill and put almost a half a gallon of gasoline into a barrel then try to light it.

/It was raining charcoal, and sirloin steaks, and newspaper, and finally barrel.
//my steak was slizzing on my $30 webber which was laughed at, however I ate my steak that day, not watched my steak land on a neighbors roof


OMG that made my day, very funny.
 
2013-09-05 08:10:00 AM
What kind of idiots host parking in a field of foot-tall dry grass? An idling car could have set that off just as easily as a grill.
 
2013-09-05 08:17:23 AM
You never go full inferno.
 
2013-09-05 08:44:38 AM

Pribar: Was at a cookout a few years ago where I saw a guy close the lid on a propane grill, close its vents, THEN turn on the gas and try to use the auto lighter, it didn't work of course, so he pulls out a box of matches, lights one and opens the lid........


the explosion and fireball was quite the sight to behold


in HS days my buddy was having a hard time getting the BBQ lit. slightly windy day, put the top down while fussing for more matches in his pocket. poked a match through a vent hole -WHOOMPH- the lid blew right off the BBQ like a rocket, ripped right off and flew into the air. his face was slightly blackened and hair lightly scorched. he was shaking like a leaf. "holy shiat! if i was leaning over that thing it would have taken my head right off!"
 
2013-09-05 08:52:42 AM
The Aussies would be proud of that brush fire.
 
2013-09-05 09:10:18 AM
Only the French would surrender and watch their cars burn without trying to move them.  64 cars burned and only a few were moved out of harms way, even the guy recording the action suddenly realized his car got caught in the fire several minutes after the fire got started.  I hope their insurance companies get ahold of this video and deny their claims.
 
2013-09-05 11:11:16 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: CygnusDarius: Sometimes you get distracted.

[old.daps.tv image 500x514]

Goddamn, as a silverback homo (NTTAWWT) sapiens, I'd go ape on those. (Beats off chest, makes subhuman grunting utterances huhu grrr stampa stampa).

/goes makes nachos

 
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